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Pastry chef!!!
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I spent the last year driving in different places all over the country. There are scarier places to drive than Madison, WI. But I don't think you'll see dumber drivers anywhere. Sometimes my jaw actually drops. Even more stupid than the drivers, though, are the pedestrians. WOW.
I was keeping my WI driver hate to myself, but then on Wednesday a chick rear-ended me a good five seconds after I came to a complete stop. I was too amazed to even be upset. The car & I are largely okay, though it does need some repair. Apparently this sort of thing is now "small stuff." Woohoo! - Lo
One time a guy dressed in black ran across the road right in front of me while it was snowing heavily. Usually the pedestrians just cross while texting without even looking at the lights, which does not mix well with the local custom of driving into the center of the intersection & waiting before turning left. Sometimes the light turns green and you just have to wait 30 seconds for everyone to move. After 5 years in California, this kills me. - Lo
no the best are bike riders at night all in black with no lights who glare at me when I flick the high beams because i can barely see them.... #MNdriverstoo - WarLord
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Sunday morning I'm having internet installed at my house. So I can use my laptop without going to that one spot in the house where we can sometimes use the neighbor's. Maybe I'll read FF more than twice a month now! So that's exciting.
We miss you, Lo! - Jenny
Yay!! - Heather
I seriously can't believe I lasted this long without internet. My laziness is almost an art form. - Lo
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NYE last year I was broke, terrified, about to lose everything in my life, spending the night with my soon-to-be-ex. This NYE, I'm broke, happy, fulfilled, and going to spend the night with the love I thought I'd lost forever. I can barely even comprehend how much has changed, how much I've changed. 2010, I'll remember you fondly always.
I was a hobo, I found a calling, I met so many new friends, saw so many old friends, danced in at least 10 states - alone, with strangers, with friends, in the rain, snow, hail, in front of the Capitol, under the redwoods, around the world's largest covered wagon. I went to Frederick Douglass' house, and Lincoln's, and Mary Carmen's, I learned to make killer cheesecake and how to drive in the snow. I realized that I never stopped being in love with the One Who Got Away, and then he became The One I Got Back. What a year... - Lo
Good for you, Lo!! I hope 2011 is even better for you...if that's possible! - Harold Cabezas
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2010 is hands-down the most eventful & educational year of my life so far, and I'll be sorry to let it go. I want to make a video sharing everything I learned, and all the places I did crazy dances... but instead I'll curl up & finish this book. No one would believe it all.
Try me. :) - Ha3rvey (on hiatus)
There are others... own your crazy, what other people think of you is none of your business, the best investment is in yourself, second best is friends, common sense is just that - common & often worthless, being responsible is overrated, most people base all their decisions on fear & that's dumb, it's great to be useless, hang out with people who aren't like you, tolerance is good but some people are not worth your time, and lots of things I realized about myself but are probably true for most people. - Lo
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Woohoo! Absent roommate's supervising professor confirmed he went to India. Presumably he had to stay longer than expected. *sigh of relief* Boy, am I glad I don't have kids. Hello, weekly heart attacks.
I don't think a kid would do this :-P - Eivind
*pops nitro pills and runs in thigh-deep snow* - Big Joe Silenced
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Just skinned my knee for the first time since I quit drinking almost seven years ago. In related news, ice is slippery. #StupidMidwest
Oh, and I finally talked to my knows-whats-going-on roommate, and am less worried about my missing roommate. We're following up, but it seems likely he's in India with family. - Lo
TWSS! ...wait, that doesn't really work in this context. - Big Joe Silenced
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My roommate has been missing for over a month, and I finally have reached the "seriously worried" point. I was trying not to panic, as I usually overreact, but last night there was a note on our bulletin board from a friend of his saying "I have his car. He does not reply to my e-mails. I am worried. Have you seen him?"
I feel like a huge ass, because I remember the first night he didn't come home, and thought "that's odd." He came home late, but he always came home. Then I forgot all about it, thinking about my life, and it took me a month to realize "wait a minute..." - Lo
This was back when we were poor-student enough such that it only made sense to have a single land-line in the house. It seems odd to think back about how paranoid we were about losing phone connectivity via a land-line. Of course, back then, it was my only connection to the (pre-www) Internet (yes, we capitalized Internet back then), so maybe that was it. I had a lot of MUDing to do. Today, I'd be more pissed about a $900 phone bill than about how it would get paid, but then, my Internet connectivity isn't by phone line anymore, and everyone in this house (other than the baby, I guess) has a cell phone they're responsible for. - Andy Bakun
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Bless you, Ghiradelli chocolate peppermint coffee. You make my first below-zero morning fun.
In related news, it is COLD. And there is lots of snow everywhere. Driving in it is not so bad as I feared, and my new warm coat seems to be doing the job nicely. - Lo
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Hey, FF. Life is still good, job going well, relationship trending toward "disgustingly happy." May have bitten off more holiday-month baking projects than are practical, but I'm not going to lie - I love it. Bring the mayhem!
\m/ - Eivind
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Without question that was the best Thanksgiving weekend I've had so far. Life is good, can't complain.
Excellent! - RAPatton
And today there was a ton of free food. Huzzah! - Lo
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The bakery coordinator said I could come in Friday or Saturday to make up for the lost hours tomorrow. I was planning on a three-day weekend but decided going in on a slow day to learn more pastry stuff could be fun. Then it hit me - I want to go to work FOR FUN. This is the first job I've ever had that I just plain like. HUZZAH!
I am thankful on Thanksgiving this year :D - Lo
Fantastic! - Heather
Fun-tastic! - RAPatton
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I'm about to make my favorite cake: Boston Creme Pie. I'm pondering making 1 of the 2 vanilla cake layers into Red Velvet, an easy mod. What say ye, FF: abomination or good idea?
I'll do it for science. - Lo
I'd try that. - Bren
The cake was an abject failure (pastry cream disaster), but I invented Boston Creme Bites instead. I'm pleased with the outcome. Though I still want to try a bloody version of BCP and call it "Tea Party Pie." - Lo
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Today we're starting the new pastry program at work. Considering we have been finishing late every day for the last two weeks, I'm a little confused as to how increasing the work to at least 150% will work, but I'm excited about eclairs. It's the D-Day of baking, wish me luck!!!
If this goes well, pastries for FFeeps for the holidays! - Lo
Awesome Lo keep the positive attitude, although i'm guessing the end result being eclairs helps with that :) - Steve C, Team Marina
So today was actually the big day, and holy cow was it a disaster. Still, I'm pleased, because although I did not get to do pastries, and I didn't finish all the stuff on my list, I did finish more stuff than I've ever done in a day before. Our poor head baker though, he did not have a good day, and looked all dejected when we left. Apparently the pastries didn't work out. But I have the day off tomorrow, woohoo! - Lo
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Patagonia, you just lost a customer. Too bad, I really liked your stuff, but I doubt I'll forget how you wasted hours of my life and left me still stranded without a winter coat. Having the different customer service reps tell me conflicting things was a nice touch. Very UPS!
Maybe I'll take the tao approach & just wait for a coat to come into my life. I actually have tons of hoodies & jackets, needing another was just peer pressure. I waited on buying boots, and someone just offered me some free this morning :D - Lo
At this point, I'm starting to suspect that they are deliberately trying to make sure that I never order from them again. And this all started with an e-mail where they said they missed me as a customer. Having been in customer service, it always pains me to see failures like this happen. *facepalm* - Lo
Failures like what? You still haven't told the story. - Brad Greer
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I need tips for how to fix dry chapped hands, i.e. from too much hot water/soap/winter weather. I am conducting scientific experiments to save our skin (literally) at work. P.S. Thanks for being there, FF. You helped heal my lonelies & grumpies!
I had chronic dry hands when I was a barista. Slather your hands in petroleum jelly right before bed and put old socks over them. Moisturizes while you sleep. - Jenny
yes! i used greasy hand lotion/salves and cotton gloves when my hands were dry and cracking from chemo. they totally worked. - kendrak
The best thing I've ever found is Dermalogica's multivitamin hand & nail treatment. It doesn't make your hands feel chapped after washing, locks in the moisture and promotes nail growth. Not cheap but you only use a dot of it. I'd go with the petroleum jelly, if on a tight budget. 2nd best is creative Cucumber Heel therapy. - Gabrielle
Cool, I was planning on trying gloves while sleeping, but old socks I have already. Thanks! - Lo
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1st thing I did today: whacked my knee really hard on the bed. 2nd thing: spilled coffee. 3rd thing: arrived at car, late to work, just in time to get another parking ticket. It went on like that pretty much all day. I thought it would be rough but a learning experience, except I'm not sure what I learned :/
In related news, I set a new personal record for "most chocolate on pants" - Lo
Technically Sunday is my Monday, but yes... last Monday was the low point of my week, and tomorrow will be better for sure. There will be more of us, and the nicer coworkers, and it's hump day, and I think I finally learned my lesson about how not to deal with the boyfriend tonight. Thanks, Val <3 - Lo
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Today was probably the worst day at work ever. But when "crisis" equals "Lo frantically slinging ganache all over the place," it can't be that bad. The new store location opens on the 15th, which means our orders will double, and on top of that Thanksgiving is the busiest time of the year. If you pray, do it for us now :P
My only real concerns at this point are repetitive-motion problems that could make working impossible, and getting fired for being too slow. Overall, it's great, and I'm glad to have one thing working out in my life - family, living situation, recovery program, finances, and preparing for winter are all in total disarray. On the other hand, I am feeling pretty serene about it all, which is mind-boggling huge progress for me. - Lo
Good for you, Lo. Getting through adversity with a smile on your face is one of the best character traits you could possibly have. - Jenny
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Soup with a bunch of random kinds of squash, some weird pumpkin, carrots, onions, and some potatoes. What should I add, FF? Ginger, thyme, and/or garlic? Heavy cream? Buttermilk? Cream cheese? I have so much stuff to get rid of...
Remove the onions and add lots of chocolate. - OCoG of FF, Jimminy
Cinnamon, brown sugar, more salt & pepper, tons of garlic is what I added... hilariously there is no nutmeg in the house for some reason. I'm wondering if maybe a little coffee would be good in there, but I'm a bit nuts when it comes to food. Maybe I'll fiddle with the leftovers. - Lo
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It kills me, I really need extra halloween candy for a baking project tomorrow, but I have none. I know there's probably 400 pounds within 500 yards of me, but I don't have any way to get it.
(I'm not supposed to buy any candy, stipulation of the baking project) - Lo
My first step was going to be putting little samples of all the candy on parchment paper & putting them into the oven to see what happens. Now I'm afraid this box of Dots I got at the bank is going to be all I have! - Lo
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It's sad, watching my number of subscriptions decrease as accounts are deleted.
:( - Heather
I saw it at the LIBRARY. - Lo
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I woke up exhausted, and by the end of work I was that kind of tired where you're glad you don't fly planes or save lives. I think I may have left the gluten-free grasshopper brownies on top of a rack, uncut and more importantly unlabeled... but somehow the AM shift will manage to muddle through :P
*collapses into bed* - Lo
Bonus: since I had orientation on Monday, I have to leave early tomorrow so I don't work more than 40 hours. I should get to do something fun for Halloween. :D - Lo
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Put your arms in front of you so they form a big circle. Now imagine that filled with brownie dough. Yeah, I made that. Today is still stressful, but better than yesterday. Waking up with a cute boy helps! ;)
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It turns out that my first day at work was deceptively awesome. Today was much worse, but it still wasn't so bad. There was definitely a moment when, in years past, I would have gone over to despair, but I kept a cheery face. Having made progress makes even shitty things okay somehow!
Fight through it - RAPatton
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I had to suck down half a piping bag of melted chocolate. IT'S A HARD JOB, BUT SOMEBODY HAS TO DO IT, FF.
I have had many first days of jobs, and this was the best. - Lo
Awesome! Good to hear you like it. - Heather
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I just got up for work on a Monday morning before 8am for the first time since 2009. This is gonna be fun, but boy will I miss being a hobo.
Our girl is growing up. - Derrick
Aren't you a baker now? I thought they got up around 4 AM? - Eivind
Today is orientation, E. But baking is from 1-9pm anyway. I'm excited, I thought I'd have to get up early too, and I hate early. - Lo
She had to fly the nest sometime D. I just hope she remembers to call. - MoTO Boychick Devil
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Name That Baked Good Contest! What would you call a black & white cookie in post-racial Obama society? I'm baking a new kind of cake that's dark chocolate and rich vanilla, heavy and light, soft and hard. This cake is all about tolerance. This cake will start a new religion. It needs a great and/or hilarious name!
The prize is baked goods of your choice. To be mailed to you, but please allow 6 - 8 weeks for me to get around to it. - Lo
I HAVE A DREAM that one day chocolate and vanilla will come together in cake, both hard and soft, both light and heavy. And this cake will be the greatest cake mankind has ever tasted. This cake will united all people with it's deliciousness. - Sarah (or SCarla)
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Guess who got her dream job just now? THIS GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am going to be baking the crap out of some pies instead of sitting in an office, OH YEAH.
Hey, I like pie! - Johnny
Congratulations from this Lo! :) - LoisMarketing
I saw Jill this weekend, nyah nyah! She made me laugh so hard...
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Strawberry Vanilla Cake Bites — I'm making these for my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend's birthday party tomorrow (I'm not invited). Don't worry, I'm going to eat most of them. Looks like I'll have to start tonight... OH DARN, I HAVE TO BAKE, FF!! - http://www.joythebaker.com/blog...
I've been on a baking hiatus since the Cakepocalypse on Thursday. I really do have a problem; I'm all itchy for lack of baking. But who cares if I'm an addict, because CAKE BITES!!! NOM - Lo
I had to break for the night - baked myself to sleep - but got up early & baked myself awake. Houston, we have cake! Now it cools while I go meet sponsor. - Lo
Question: how would you define "moral"?
Context: I'm to take a searching & fearless moral inventory, and I choose the format. I gave an example trait about myself, and my sponsor asked, "how is that moral?" I realized... I have no idea what it even means anymore. So my assignment is to ask people & look up definitions until something seems right. - Lo
So in case anyone was wondering, and since this project is due tomorrow morning... most people said roughly the same thing, which is things you did were immoral if you feel bad/sick remembering them. When I first got sober, there were lots of examples, but I've worked really hard to make my peace with all of them. I have come to the conclusion that I grew up with a byzantine system of self-imposed rules largely based on what others expected of me (or thought I did). Since I have tried to completely reject the ideas of right & wrong and erase them from my thinking (for my own sanity & as suggested therapy), I was left wondering just how I decide what to do. Because I haven't just turned into a huge asshole. Apparently my current "moral" system is all about results, i.e. what is practical. If something is likely to lead to a result I don't want, I don't do it. If something I do has a result that makes me or someone else feel very bad needlessly, I don't do it again. For my moral inventory, I think I may end up both cataloging the morals forced on me as a child, and then looking forward, the things that are most harmful and most rewarding to me now - without being so rigid about them. Thanks for playing, and stay tuned for my 4th-step-induced craziness! - Lo
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I am dealing with some intense issues lately, and I feel lost without a map. Been trying to get some help, but not finding any. It's rough, but I'm growing a sliver of hope that things will improve anyway. It's a bloody struggle for that hope, but as long as I'm winning, eh? :P
<3 - Derrick
OMG, Sarah. I totally failed at replying to your letter, and then you called me. You're a good friend. Sorry I've been MIA, but shit gets overwhelming sometimes. I'll try to talk to you soon. But I really appreciated your message! I hope you're well, *hugs* - Lo
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Interviewed yesterday for an entry-level baking (NOT BANKING! :P) job at the local co-operative grocery store. It went well, the job seems amazing, decent pay, good benefits, sweet discount on food, and best of all I wouldn't have to talk to customers every day! The shift is actually in the afternoon/evening, not the crack of dawn! Fingers crossed!
Amen to that, Sir Shuping. Plus I find cookies to be tastier than currency. #IAmLizLemon - Lo