Heather

See you on the other side. Stay weird.
I think ink cartridges might be the scammiest business in existence.
They do cost more than human blood. - Akiva
Blood printers keep clogging. - Andrew C (✔)
They also usually cost more than the printer did in the first place. - COMPLICATED MR. NOODLE
Andrew, try adding a couple drops of vampire bat saliva. - Heather
The silicone baking cups were a very good idea. http://www.amazon.com/gp...
I wanna hear more about whatever these chocolate good thangs are. - Derrick
I also did mostly dark chocolate cocoa powder - Chris Topher
It seriously feels like when I go into the kitchen I'm in the way, whether or not I start out alone.
I really think if I'm washing dishes it would make sense to wait on doing the dishwasher. You know, because I might clean the dishes if you didn't make me feel uncomfortable so I walked out and you load them in the dishwasher. - Heather
Nerdy things / Tardis Fridge. yes please. - http://pinterest.com/pin...
Works for me. - Heather
If only it were bigger inside! - Spidra Webster
"Anatomically all animals are created male and female and this is not by mistake."
Alex, I'll take Things I Can Disprove Off The Top Of My Head" for $1,000. - Heather
What about those animals who can impregnate themselves? - Melly #FForever
My first 2 thoughts were slugs, which are hermaphrodites, and whiptail lizards that are all female (asexual reproduction). But they must not count. - Heather
And sea monkeys! - Melly #FForever
Ugh. I'm watching a Jeopardy rerun and there was a question about Teletubbies. I immediately said "Tinkywinky" and when someone answered "Po" I thought "No, that's the yellow one."
..Po is the red one. - Colette
Hey, I worked at a daycare. Things you learn. *shrug* - Colette
Chris is in the bathroom laughing hysterically. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
This is covered under the Man Code. - OCoG of FF, Jimminy
Bwahahahaha. - Melly #FForever
People That Inspire / thank you post secret. i am not any less of a good person either. - http://pinterest.com/pin...
Seriously. - Heather
And I totally want Josh to download the Silver Snip award when he has his vasectomy, haha! - Melly #FForever
I'm watching: A Walk to Remember (2002) - http://www.imdb.com/title...
That's right. Go ahead and be jealous. - Heather
No. Even though I liked Shane West on "Once and Again". I gave the set to my mother to exchange for me and she never did it. By the time I got down here again, the library had sold out of the limited edition DVD set and there was nothing to exchange it for. - Spidra Webster
F U couch spider. Talk about adrenalin rush, that thing was sprinting! And I don't have any lights on so it was just a little dark blur rushing along the back of the couch. Does not induce thoughts of sleep! >:(
:| *comf* - Michael W. May
Almost as bad as Couch Roach. - Steven Perez
Characters! / R.P.L. - http://pinterest.com/pin...
^_^ - Heather
I dunno, he doesn't do it for me. - Joe "The Anvil" Pierce
Bazinga / 120% of the Golden Rule - http://pinterest.com/pin...
Arg! The byproduct of stomach acid and antacid is gas! *pout*
upstairs? - Big Joe Silenced
I wish burping wasn't a rare (and startling) occurrence. - Heather
Fuck Yeah, Tattoos! — Books on my right forearm. Really no meaning to it... - http://fyeahtattoos.com/post...
Buying an emergency cell phone (Portlandia) - YouTube - http://www.youtube.com/watch...
"After you pay for it it is free. It's just a one time fee you pay annually." - Heather
This doesn't look quite right. I think my crayons are too old. And the mold is warping slightly, so I don't think it's meant for the oven. :(
Popped them out. Some of them look cool but they are definitely not what they need to be. Too bad I can't use the mold for ice now. - Heather
Poo :o( - Melly #FForever
Though I'm wondering what would happen if you sat the mould in a pan of simmering water. - Melly #FForever
WIN!: Xbox Case Mod WIN - http://failblog.org/2012...
Yes. - Heather
Nerd and Geekery / Yeah, my ovaries just exploded. - http://pinterest.com/pin...
EEEEEEEEE!!!!! - Heather
NO, CHILD, RUNNNNN -- HE'S EEEEEEEEEEEEVIL - Stephen Mack
I was wondering, glad you knew. :) - Heather
SO COOL! - AJ Batac
Heh, That's Funny / Atheist - http://pinterest.com/pin...
:-) - Maitani
Geeking Out / Yesssssss. - http://pinterest.com/pin...
Other people think this too??? I'm not alone! ^_^ - Heather
EAGLE PIRATE - Very Demotivational - The Demotivational Posters Blog - http://verydemotivational.memebase.com/2010...
WHY ARE WE ARMING THE EAGLES! - Heather
The subtitle is KILLING me! - Spidra Webster
Indeed indeed!
*blush* On this occasion, I'M NOT SORRY :op - Melly #FForever
DO ANYBODY NO if it's ok to use a silicone ice cube tray in the oven? I'm only heating it to about 200 and it's not for food. (Yahoo!Answers has the only answers I can find. x_x)
I use silicone baking trays all the time. - Jenny H.
I don't know; I've never tried that. - John (bird whisperer)
I figured it would be fine, but it was $1 and didn't say anything about heat. Worth a try. - Heather
"His first name is Agent!" #TheAvengers
Why does it always seem the more specifically I know what I need, the harder it is to get it? (This is meant fairly mundanely, but may be interpreted as philosophically as you want.)
I want to change my name to "6 other people" and then be the 4th person to like a post.
I've always thought I'd do something like "2,392,488 other people" one day. - Alix May
It's been done. - Akiva
How Kurt Busch Got The OK To Drive His Own 'Talladega Nights' Car In A Real Nascar Race - http://jalopnik.com/5907729...
"Coming into Talladega, Kurt Busch had no sponsorship for his car. So instead, he decided to run his car decked out in full Ricky Bobby livery — straight from the movie Talladega Nights — in this Sunday's real race. They'll even be playing the roles of the characters from the movie on the in-car communications." - Heather
It has the cougar on the front and "I wanna go fast" on the back too. - Heather
Leftover homemade mac & cheese + leftover taco meat (hamburg) + leftover Mexican blend cheese = YUM!! This will be repeated.
I talked to my mom about Chris Evans being from Sudbury and Steve Carell being from Acton. We decided I have to put Maynard on the map and get famous, you know since I'm not doing anything else.
Oh and you know, B.J. Novak and John Krasinski being from Newton. Freaking James Spader from Boston... I must really be slacking off. - Heather
RedTube? Oh, never mind. ;) - Heather
There is no such thing as a tame wild animal. EVER. There are docile wild animals. There are tolerant wild animals. There are no wild animals that are safe.
I taught my dad to set an alarm on his phone. I taught him once. He does it all on his own now. #prouddaughter
Lucky, I still have to put the surround sound and the DVD player on for both of my parents :/ - Chris Topher
Do you know how many times I showed my dad how to do email attachments??? - Heather