Hookuh Tinypants

The Sensei of Naughty Bits. A big torte of shoddy fuckery. Ring ring.
As frustrating as this weirdly prolonged shut-down is, it's been wonderful having the extra time to just cut loose, get ridiculous, and really truly appreciate what a big weird beautiful family we are. No regrets y'all. No regrets.
Yep, I've gone from being morose to having a tonne of fun. - Melly #FForever
I think it's hilarious. - Trish R
I woke up this morning and you're still here! This is starting to feel silly... https://www.youtube.com/watch...
(mind you, this is not a complaint; just an observation...) - Hookuh Tinypants
Exactly how I feel. Not complaining but... - Yolanda
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Fuck, you beat me to it. Well played - Johnny
3rd favourite movie ever, behind The Shawshank Redemption and Interstellar. - Benny Bucko (Josh)
This is almost embarrassing...
Omg a package hath arrived from Norwegia! Dare I unwrap it?! :D
DO IT - Corinne L
In the package? A birthday gift. :) - Jenny H.
I am grateful to have these last hours with you all. The past few days has felt like a session of Camp Grounded with everyone sharing and connecting and opening up so completely to one another. This is as close to family as people on the intarwebs can ever get, really. I'm sorry I don't get to celebrate my birthday with y'all here. <3
¬_¬ - Akiva
*hugs* - bentley
Omg a package hath arrived from Norwegia! Dare I unwrap it?! :D
Dare DARE! - CW
No. - Akiva
I just spent like over three hours getting drunk with my aunt and four CHP officers at Heretic Brewery down the street from my house. One of the officers looked like Eivind. It was awesome.
Gross. - Akiva
SLIGHTLY UNCOMFORTABLE PLEASURES. - Akiva
Time for me to commute home. DO NOT GO ANYWHERE FOR THE NEXT HOUR.
*holds bladder and sphincter* - Big Joe Silenced
ARE YOU PASSING BALLS WITH US? - Akiva
"We're like Concorde aren't we?" #MOW
hahahahahahaha - Iain Baker
I want to work in your office. - Hookuh Tinypants
They got those hippie girls...takin' off all their clothes... <3 One of my favorite tunes for you, the good people of the 'Feed. :D - The Subdudes - Papa Dukie & The Mud People - YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch...
DON'T STEP ON THE MOME-RATHS.
YAY! You're all still here! I went to lunch and was afraid you'd be gone when I got back! <3
we're staging a sit in... - Not LB (or ellbeecee)
I was away for a minute, and went to come back and it was slow loading and I was so worried. :( - ellbeecee
ANOTHER UNPRODUCTIVE DAY AT WORK, FRIENDFEED. WTF YO.
I don't have much work to do so I'm knitting and FFing. ;) - Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart
I go on vacation for 10 days starting tomorrow so I *should* be productive, but, y'know...stuff. :) - Hookuh Tinypants
Bless you for making me laugh this evening. Srsly. - Jenny H.
Double whammy. The IDGAF before vacation AND being on FF until the page no longer loads. - CAJ was here
I've already been blocked by four people in one of my FB running groups this morning and it's only 9am. DAMMIT FRIENDFEED, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GO AWAY.
lollllllllll what did you do/say that was so awful? - Melly #FForever
Saving that one for future use. That's tops! - Benny Bucko (Josh)
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 ▶ Doctor Who:I Don't want to go - YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Realized my original sharing of this disappeared. Damn culling of the feed. - Hookuh Tinypants
<3 - Carmen
In our raid tonight, a new healer joins and asks "What am I healing? Sorry...I've been drinking...a lot." This fight may take a while...
I don't think I've ever shown up to a raid even mildly intoxicated. Stacks of pots, flasks, fully repaired, switched on..... still suck. - Benny Bucko (Josh)
We used to have a DK tank who would come to raid sober but would get drunk and stoned during the course of the raid, and during that time his playing got better and better. I don't know what it was, but the drunker and higher he got, the more amazing he got. (he's totally clean and sober now, dad of two. Dammit, responsible adults.) - Hookuh Tinypants
I always functioned at a higher level while high. My brain slows down a bit, and my focus goes up. - OCoG of FF, Jimminy
As the clock ticks closer to FriendFeed shutdown, I can't stop thinking of the last 15 minutes of Pump Up the Volume, when Hard Harry goes dark, only to come back for one last triumphant broadcast before the FCC shuts him down for good... <3
Bumpity. - Hookuh Tinypants
There are no less than five...count 'em...FIVE pictures of Enrique Iglesias in my FF archive folder. What in the name of Peter Paul and Mary was I posting that necessitated so gotdamned much Iglesias?!
The Inglesias inflection point. - Micah
Moment of Win? - CAJ was here
How many pictures of Gabriel Iglesias? :P - COMPLICATED MR. NOODLE
Hang on, lemme count. :P - Hookuh Tinypants
The number of times I put my ass on FF...(and the things you find in your archive folder...)
RUFFLE PANNIES - Yolanda
Quite impressive. - DB, Lil LB&#39;s Dad
Dammit folks, I've been at work for 5 1/2 hours already and I have seriously spent almost every minute of those 5 1/2 hours ON FRIENDFEED. NO PRODUCTIVITY TODAY. If I get fired, I'm so living on one of your couches. Mark my words.
Same here. I keep checking to see what's posted. - Trish R
Clearly I will need to just start a FriendFeed Got Me FFired Tour. :D - Hookuh Tinypants
I came to FriendFeed in early-to-mid 2008 (I have the exact date written down at home) after following a guy I had crushed on for years from Pownce to here - he gushed about how FF was literally the best social network he'd seen and I needed to get on it with him. He eventually left to go be on Plurk and I stayed here.
You made the right choice. ;) - ellbeecee
Buuuumpity. - Hookuh Tinypants
Trying to reason with whiny, petulant, entitled Twin Peaks fans about the news of David Lynch leaving the project is proving exactly as futile as I expected it to be. Folks are acting like it's the end of the world. Perspective, people. Gain some perspective.
Also, I'm opening my feed up to the public for these last 48 hours because that's how I started this whole ride - open to everyone.
Who care? - alireza6211
I care! <3 - felicious
I love you all so much, I had to two-fist it tonight to get through this little photo shoot. For 7 solid years you have all put up with my shit, and for that I owe you the world. You are all beautiful people who have made an indelible mark on my life. Please don't let us slip away from one another. #cheersFF
I'm listening to your song as I'm scrolling through, and feeling all my ffeels. <3 - felicious
The Boyfriend, against my advisement, made deviled eggs yesterday...using mashed potatoes in place of the egg yolk. I AM SO SORRY, WORLD. SO. VERY. SORRY.
(I pointed out to him that he basically made a reverse potato salad with too much egg; he was Not Amused) - Hookuh Tinypants
He's an odd bird. - Yolanda
The Boyfriend's 3yr old niece has been diagnosed with high cholesterol because her parents feed her whatever she wants. And now they expect him to completely tailor their Easter meal to suit their daughter's new dietary restrictions. O RLY?!
O.o - Heather
lolololololol that's fantastic. :D - Hookuh Tinypants
You know what would be great? If the guy who started the GoFundMe for Memories Pizza took all that money and donated it to an LGBTQ charity.
Vicster was right - turning 40 is all about realizing that you have limited fucks and should save them for important stuff. What I originally thought was me going into an extreme bitchy streak this week was instead just me going into Fucks Conservation Mode. I have zero fucks to give these folks on FB and it now shows.
Fuck yeah Hookuh! - Steve C, Team Marina
Nah, that's a little much for me. I'm good with just the single day of celebrating. :) - Hookuh Tinypants
The morons who come out of the woodwork when you start trying to discuss the drought in the West. Hold me, FriendFeed. Please hold me.
*group hug* - Stephen Mack
Thanks sir. :D - Hookuh Tinypants
I posted this picture on Facebook with the following caption: "Nothing better than being handed a frozen ice pop while running downhill through a water stop during a hot trail race." One of my uncles replied "How many batteries does it take?" ..................................really?
It'd be one thing if I posted it here and someone said that. Because that's here. And y'all can get away with murder as far as I'm concerned. (and it would be a race to see who said it first - Pete or Johnny) But a family member? An uncle even? Really? Dude. - Hookuh Tinypants
Right? Even worse - he's the most religious of the family. Clearly him and I have diverging ideas of what good Christians do or do not say, especially to their nieces. - Hookuh Tinypants
The break room smelled like freshly-baked brownies when I walked in. Then I reheated my broccoli. The break room doesn't smell like freshly-baked brownies anymore. ‪#‎mybad
And then you ate it elsewhere, right? :) - Stephan Planken
Hookuh brings da noise and da funk - Steve C, Team Marina
I hate that passive-aggressive brownie baking crap! :) - Ken Morley