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I posted this picture on Facebook with the following caption: "Nothing better than being handed a frozen ice pop while running downhill through a water stop during a hot trail race." One of my uncles replied "How many batteries does it take?" ..................................really?

Apr 2, 2015

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It'd be one thing if I posted it here and someone said that. Because that's here. And y'all can get away with murder as far as I'm concerned. (and it would be a race to see who said it first - Pete or Johnny) But a family member? An uncle even? Really? Dude. - Hookuh Tinypants

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Right? Even worse - he's the most religious of the family. Clearly him and I have diverging ideas of what good Christians do or do not say, especially to their nieces. - Hookuh Tinypants

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The break room smelled like freshly-baked brownies when I walked in. Then I reheated my broccoli. The break room doesn't smell like freshly-baked brownies anymore. ‪#‎mybad

Mar 31, 2015

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And then you ate it elsewhere, right? :) - Stephan Planken

Hookuh brings da noise and da funk - Steve C, Team Marina

I hate that passive-aggressive brownie baking crap! :) - Ken Morley

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I realize that there's no hard-and-fast rule about what one ought to wear for the Avengers half marathon and all. But that doesn't stop me from getting all GRRRRRRR when I hear runners talking about dressing as Wonder Woman or Supergirl. >.<

Mar 31, 2015

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Blasphemy! - Heather

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I need to find a way to make this happen... Ghostbuster dog by SorciasLair on Etsy - https://www.etsy.com/listing...

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I had a girl come up to me after the race this morning and thank me for the encouragement I gave her during the race. I shout encouragement at everyone I can during any race, and everyone always responds well. This is the first time that I've had someone thank me for it afterward. I was incredibly touched. <3

Mar 29, 2015

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....................now there's a Lyme Disease Challenge? ...............really?........................ *sigh*

Mar 26, 2015 from

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Video yourself having a bucket full of deer ticks poured over your head? - That one guy. Bren.

Apparently it's sucking on a lime this time. :-/ - Hookuh Tinypants

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Whomever invented crème brûlée almonds is an evil...EVIL...bastard.

Mar 25, 2015

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Whuuuuuuut? - AHnix (Anna Haro)

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great, something else to rub all over myself. - Big Joe Silenced

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What I Did Last Weekend... (no surprise)

Mar 25, 2015

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#FuckYeahTinypants - Johnny

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Apparently I'm in the closed beta for Heroes of the Storm, but Blizzard only just now felt it necessary to let me know by sending me additional keys to give out to friends. Thanks for the heads-up, yo.

Mar 24, 2015

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You'd think that by now I'd be steeled to people openly expressing disgust over my hair color. And for the most part I am. But every once in a blue moon, someone is so completely mean and judgmental, it is impossible to brush off...

Mar 20, 2015 from

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i bet your hair looks amazing under that blue moon light, :) - chaz2b

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Oh no, not someone being different! How.... uh, I give up. You're awesome, your hair is awesome, you rock, they need something to actually worry about. - Heather

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To fully embrace my age milestone, I've joined the Red Hat Society. Who knew that the hardest part of getting older was deciding which hat to buy?! - http://www.redhatsocietystore.com/Pink_Ha...

Mar 19, 2015 from

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The fedora! - Julian

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The feather wig is on my to-buy list, as is the Francine :D - Hookuh Tinypants

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That moment when you completely regret walking into the gym and telling your trainer "I'd love to focus on core work today!".....

Mar 18, 2015

chaz2b, Heather, Stephen Mack, and 5 other people liked this

oh dear. - holly #ravingfangirl

HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND? *gets out prayer beads* - MoTO Boychick Devil

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I keep craving Taco Bell bean burritos. WHO CRAVES SOMETHING LIKE THAT?! Good grief, I'm going to eat my lunch early just to regain some sanity.

Mar 18, 2015

Stephen Mack, Heather, John (bird whisperer), and 5 other people liked this

Their pintos n cheese at 50 cents a cup got me thru many brokeass lunch breaks. Still crave it sometimes. - Starmama

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Del Taco I would understand. But Taco Bell? ;-) (P.S. check your DM's, Hookuh) - Corinne L

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Who would have thought it would be so difficult to convince people that coconut avocado popsicles are delicious?

Mar 18, 2015

I'm not convinced. But I love coconut and I love avocado ... - Penny

I would try one. I'm not a huge fan of coconut and I don't know how I feel about frozen avocado, but I'd give it a shot. - Melly #FForever

I think I'd try it too Melly. But then I like weird... :) - Penny

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I just saw someone ask "What was Hitler's last name? I feel like I should know this." O.O ..... >.<

Mar 16, 2015

Ken Morley, Big Joe Silenced, Stephen Mack, and 12 other people liked this

Grant? Oh wait. That's not right ... - Aloof Schipperke

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I also wonder what is Obama's last name? - Trish R

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I just had someone tell me they thought Sweeney Todd was "cute" and that "the premise of chopping people up is just not that great." Uh. Did he even WATCH Sweeney Todd? (I'm talking about the stage production, not the Burton disaster)

Mar 16, 2015

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My only experience is the Burdon disaster ... but I wouldn't use 'cute' - Shannon - GlassMistress

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Theatre Three in Dallas did the production i attended where the first few rows got repeatedly splashed with gore like Gallagher recreating scenes from the SAW films. the audience were in their finery, too. :D - Big Joe Silenced

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I'm starting to have frustrations with my hair. Namely, with the way people consider and treat my hair color choices. They act as though this is just a whim I change based on whatever is going on around me, rather than a conscious choice I've made that perhaps reflects my personality or something I enjoy.

Mar 16, 2015

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Within the last several days I've had people post comments on photos I've shared on various socnets suggesting "You should go green for St Patty's Day!" or "Maybe you should do this rainbow style for pride this year!" I'm not sure how to communicate to people that I'm not a party trick. I make mindful decisions about my hair. Just because I'm sporting an unorthodox color doesn't mean I'm just being a typical wacky person with no regard for their style or expression thereof. - Hookuh Tinypants

Sounds like they need to dye their own hair if they feel so strongly about celebrations through hair color. - Katy S

I feel like "I'm not a party trick" might actually cover it. It's one thing to say "hey, I really liked that one color you had that one time" and another to expect that you're going to be the hair version of the Google Doodle for their viewing pleasure. It's not for them. - Jennifer Dittrich

"Since we're talking about hair, I also wax my pubes because they're annoying and try to cover up my glory... kinda like misinformed opinions"... Turn on the heel and pimp away. - Johnny

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WE R SRS RUNNER. RUNNING IZ SRS BIZNESS.

Mar 15, 2015 from

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WE R UPSIDE DOWN RUNNERS TOO - Hookuh Tinypants

Is this Shamrock'in or something else? - Corinne L

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I wake up this morning to a text from my brother saying he'd ended up in a poker tourney against an old ex of mine from high school (who was a total bastard that cheated on me constantly) and took the dude for all his money. Karma SERVED...after 22 years. #vindicated

Mar 14, 2015

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Ah, there's nothing like coming into an inbox with 603 new messages because people cannot help hitting "Reply to All" when an employee accidentally sends an e-mail to a company-wide mailing list...

Mar 12, 2015

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Honestly...they should fire every single one of these 603 people. Too stupid to know how e-mail works and recognize a mistake and just delete and move on? GONE. - Hookuh Tinypants

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Aunt Bethany is the reason why my father won't let me say grace at Thanksgiving anymore. Or really any time of the year... https://www.youtube.com/watch...

Mar 12, 2015

John (bird whisperer), Micah, AHnix (Anna Haro), and 3 other people liked this

OMG same for me! LOL. - Trish R

Just like when my mom says "Who's going to say grace?" My sister and I both say, GRACE!!!! Every time and she still keeps doing it. LOL. - Trish R

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Love it! :D - Hookuh Tinypants

:D <3 - AHnix (Anna Haro)

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My favorite part of the MOW's was trying to come up with an image correlation to the phrase that was so fucked-up, it made all three guys call me out for being fucked-up. There were a number of those. Oh how I miss the sound of them saying "Tinypants! What's WRONG with you?!" :) <3

Mar 12, 2015

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How You Know You've Played WoW Too Long: Whenever I watch someone's WoW Twitch feed, I find myself trying to adjust their camera angle.

Mar 11, 2015

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Oh, man. I've had that problem with other games. - Jennifer Dittrich

I'm like...GOOD GOD I NEED TO SEE WHAT'S OVER THERE RIGHT NOW - Hookuh Tinypants

Right? I'm the worst at the Batman Arkham games (is that a Riddler trophy? NO, LOOK THE OTHER WAY, JACKASS. Seriously, do you not want the upgrades? Etc.) - Jennifer Dittrich

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I LOVE when my boss is on vacation or working from one of our other office complexes on a day I want to work from home or possibly take a "mental health day".

Mar 11, 2015

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Not that I would cheat the system or anything! I mean...ahem. But. Y'know. When you can save a vacation day by partly working from home... - Hookuh Tinypants

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Couldn't participate last night due to brother's birthday dinner, but hope I'm not too late to the #AskMeAnything game? Cuz, y'know. You can ask me anything.

Mar 11, 2015

Ell Bee, See?, chaz2b, Anne Bouey, and 15 other people liked this

If you could tinge anything,what would it be? - Pete's Got To Go

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Best compliment ever received? - AHnix (Anna Haro)

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I have to admit...I'm a bit bummed to not be having the opportunity to celebrate my 40th birthday with FriendFeed. They couldn't wait one more week?

Mar 10, 2015

That one guy. Bren., Stephen Mack, John (bird whisperer), and 7 other people liked this

Happy early birthday! - Andrew C (see frenf.it)

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Right! My birthday is two days after the shutdown. :( - Katy S

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OK, some of the people in Ben's FF announcement thread are beyond dos muchos. Death threats? Really? It's a socnet, not a cure for cancer.

Mar 10, 2015

John (bird whisperer), Anne Bouey, Stephen Mack, and 5 other people liked this

Right? Keep Calm and Calm the Fuck Down, folks. - AHnix (Anna Haro)

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Four Twitch streams going to keep me entertained while working on a PowerPoint presentation. Clearly I am in desperate need of stimulation today. Next, I will invite coworkers in to periodically smack me with a whiffle-ball bat.

Mar 10, 2015

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RT @buzzfeed: The new "Game of Thrones" Season 5 trailer looks awesome http://bzfd.it/1F4nGZ5 http://t.co/I3seSDQ8u3

Mar 9, 2015 from

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Well that was unexpected. Hrm. Well for anyone who wishes to keep in touch (and I hope you do cuz you're all the bee's knees) here's the list of places you can find me if you haven't already:

Mar 9, 2015

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Twitter: @tinypants (https://twitter.com/tinypants) - Hookuh Tinypants

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Just wanted to bump this one last time for anyone who felt a burning need to be my friend. :D <3 - Hookuh Tinypants

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Sure we all love a good laugh, but it's time we actually thought about what it is we're actually laughing at. And why.

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Being able to see how someone's words or laughter have hurt another person is a jarring reminder that behind everything is a human being

Mar 9, 2015 from

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