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FFing Enigma

This is my profile. There are many like it, but this one is mine. I post a lot of random stuff. Greenville, SC. DMs welcome, or hit my GVoice 321-AKA-TINA
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The worst part about not cooking for Thanksgiving? The laziness only lasts 1 day, there are no leftovers for me to eat!!! At least when I cook like a madwoman there are enough leftovers to get me through the next three days...
Only 3 days? - Mike Nayyar
Yup, only three days. Did I mention I tend to eat like a madwoman too? I blame the roller skates. - FFing Enigma
I brought home some leftovers from my brother's. God bless Tupperware. Or Glad. Or whomever makes all that plastic crap. - Lisa L. Seifert
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I've eaten my doughnuts and we picked up a RedBox movie on the way home. Sherlock Holmes. I can officially say that my previous Thanksgivings were severely lacking in both doughnuts and RDJ. I think they both might have to become traditions for the future.
I've gotta watch that. I love him and I love Sherlock Holmes. What am I waiting for? - Laura Norvig
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Somebody just posted to FB that they were first in line at Kohl's 7 minutes ago. I don't get it, I really don't...
i'll be first in line at Half Price Books. ;) - Big Joe Silenced
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we're down to $50 till next payday, i'm just going for the free $5 gift cards to the first 100 people at a given store. one will get a $100 gift card. i'm there for that. then i'll go home and eat Ramen with a cuppa for breakie. - Big Joe Silenced
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Apparently Dave is craving Krispy Kremes. I think I approve, the only question is whether they're open or not. A quest a quest! Just have to tear ourselves away from the re-run of the David Hasslehoff roast...
And he just called to see if they're open... Squee! - FFing Enigma
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Thanksgiving, let me explain. No, that will take to long. Let me sum up: coffee coffee internet coffee turkey dressing potatoes veggies pie coffee coma Mythbusters coffee coffee coffee Punkin Chunkin ham and cheese and honey mustard internet.
luvs me some honey mustard internet! - Jim #teamFFrank
I'd rather be watching Punkin Chunkin than this UT/Texas A&M game. - Ha3rvey (on hiatus)
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Nothing to do till 12:30 today, so last night I went to bed with my heated mattress pad on and all my alarms off. All that and I only woke up 30 minutes later than normal. Not fair!!
Heated mattress pads FTW! I love ours! - Easter LAMB
MVB!!! - FFing Enigma
ERROR!!! - Mo Kargas
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I want food. There's cereal but no milk, jam but no bread, and nary a piece of chocolate in the place. I've been to the grocery store 2x in the past week so apparently I misjudged the household munchiness level for the week. Which does nothing to address my original concern: I want food.
This is like a GRE question isn't it? - Steve C, Team Marina
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I have sugar but no kool aid, does that count? - FFing Enigma
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Punkin Chunkin : Science Channel - http://science.discovery.com/tv...
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"For 25 years, Punkin Chunkin has hit the skies. This year, Science Channel is honoring the backyard engineers who turn pumpkins into projectiles with an inside look at the 2010 championship. The World Championship Punkin Chunkin Association (WCPCA) is a nonprofit association started in 1986 that hosts the Punkin' Chunkin' World Championships, an event which raises money for scholarships and charitable organizations." - FFing Enigma
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<sings> I like 'em big, I like 'em CHUNKY. </sings> In other words, the Punkin' Chunkin' commercial wins the BEST THEME SONG EVAR award
Where you been woman??? - Gunneh-MoTo Calls me that
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Oh my. - Rochelle
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My family (well, me, Dave, and my parents) took a vote on cooking or going out for Thanksgiving this year. My camp (cook) lost 3 to 1. Hooray for getting to be lazy, but I'm kinda sad about it all the same =(
I would be too. But laziness does have it's benefits. - Jim #teamFFrank
You could still make a dessert. Or something familial about Thanksgiving for everyone to enjoy after whatever buffet. - That&#39;s So CAJ!
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I think I was mistakenly invited to participate in a photoshoot on Facebook. Random.
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The cynic in my thinks Thanksgiving, with its gluttony and sloth, is the quintessential American holiday. The optimist in me says #FUCKYEAHTURKEYDAY
Today's F-Bomb brought to you by an impending 4 day weekend with just a Friday on call =D - FFing Enigma
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I want to shoot the Target Christmas commercial lady. Repeatedly. And with poor aim, so she suffers.
Right in the medulla oblongata. - Ha3rvey (on hiatus)
I do, too! - Anne Bouey
She makes me laugh with her stupidity. I get a kick out of her - Lisa L. Seifert
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For Johnny
#brainmonkeys - MoTO Boychick Devil
:) - Johnny
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Oh, and did I mention that I am now in office number 2 in 3.4 months at this job? Said new office is large enough to have like 3 different hiding places if I decide I don't want anyone to know I'm in there. Granted, two of those involve being underneath part of the desk but that hardly matters.
Good to see you've prioritized concealment recon. Such an underappreciated part of new job orientation. - Jandy
Far too many places leave it out of the handbook... - FFing Enigma
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Dear guy that quit being a referee after coming to 10 practices: you REALLY don't need to be talking to me about wanting to start your own team. *headsplodes*
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And the only people who poke me on Facebook are still all the guys from FriendFeed. Hilarity I tell. HILARITY.
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The irony of working for a company that offers me cheap Sprint service? I don't want any of their phones... I'm not even feeling the Galazy tablets we've got, though there will be a demonstration model floating around the office for a while. It might have to float home with me temporarily. You know, for testing purposes.
but the Evo is awesome. - chrisofspades
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I'm pretty happy with the Hero. - Kevin L
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Told you!
Pshaw, you say that to ALL the girls in sock monkey hats! - FFing Enigma
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Is that a monkey in your hat or are we just happy to see you? - Jim Norris
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You can all blame my job for my extended absense. Perhaps more clearly, you can blame the fact that they let someone go and I inherited the better part of his workload. Things have started to calm down and I'm getting processes developed to keep the 11 hours days to a minimum. Not to mention I remind my boss every day that I'm working well above...
... my pay grade. Today that reminder happened in front of the CEO so here's hoping someone noticed =D - FFing Enigma
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wb, Tina! :D - Big Joe Silenced
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Mah new hairs, cut to match the green wig and so short I can slick it back and actually wear it like short hair. Time to see if I get called Sir like I did the last time I had short hair!
So cute! - Anne Bouey
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You, ma'am, are no "sir". - Ha3rvey (on hiatus)
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My right hand, wrist, and forearm really ache today. If I were a right-handed gent the cause would possibly be more obvious, but as it stands I'm not really sure what the cause is....
Sleep on it funny, with your elbow bent & arm all squished up under your face or pillow? Maybe compressed a nerve? Cut off blood supply long enough in your sleep to make the area sore? Pulled something (muscle or tendon) in your sleep? I once dislocated my shoulder just rolling over, still asleep. - Lisa L. Seifert
So you're ambidickstrous, Brent? Sorry, just couldn't resist the pun!! Not sure if I landed on it, slept on it, or strained it carting chairs around during setup yesterday. - FFing Enigma
oh deary me. - Big Joe Silenced
ambidickstrous is clearly the word of the day. - Wirehead
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Out of all the people I'm friends with on FB (septegenarians, HS peeps, drunken derby girls), the only people who poke me are FFers. This amuses me to no end.
Funny, that. - That&#39;s So CAJ!
*poke* - imabonehead
Poke! - AJ Batac
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I got my hair cut right before the bout yesterday. Took in the green wig, put it on, and said "I want this, 'cept the green part". It's not 100% great (the hair on the nape of my neck is weird for this style) but it's WAY better than the last time I got my hair whacked short. The fact that it was a $15 haircut at Dave's barber shop makes it even...
... Better, that is. - FFing Enigma
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Saying something is The Cadillac of XYZ is much less impressive when the item in question is, in fact, a Cadillac.
Cadillacs aren't all that impressive, IMO. - Big Joe Silenced
aye. - Big Joe Silenced
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Say you get a bonus at work, win a small sum of money, etc. What do you do with it: something responsible, something frivolous, some combination of the two?
Combo. - Bren
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depends on how much it is. If its less than a hundred, I'll go blow it on something irresponsible. if its more than a hundred I usually put half of it in the bank, and blow the other half..... of course if I have any debts, the first thing I do is pay those off. - Marissa
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Laptop, TV, coffee, comfy pants, and a cat. In other words, the perfect Sunday. Too bad mah internets are crappy.
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10:10:10 on 10/10/10 saw me sleeing in. Way in. That's what happens when you get home at 4:30 in the a.m.... In related news we won our last season bout last night 204 to 89 (hene the late night celebrations) and I have not-so-secret admirer of the lesbian persuasion. Too bad for Dave I'm not prone to drunken debauchery.
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Workday Haiku: Coffee on my pants / Visit from the CEO / Hide in my office
Is there a limit letter haiku in English essays?　and does Haiku in English need a season word? - Ami Iida
A formal haiku has a 17 syllable limit and a season word.. The ones we do for fun don't have to follow the season rule. - m9m, Crone of FriendFeed
I would say coffee is my season word (implying a cold morning or some such), but in truth I drink coffee year round so I'd be fudging =D - FFing Enigma
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I just ate a pound of grapes. Makes me wish my crackers and cheese weren't at work...
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OMGOMGOMG!! Trader Joe's is coming to town!! Give me a TJ shopping list in the comments.
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orange chicken - holly #ravingfangirl
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Also, I never leave the store without a bottle or two of their lime sparkling water. - vicster.
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Two months ago I was drawing unemployment. Today I am conducting 2 interviews. Life is weird.
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Go girl! - Shevonne
You can say that again. - Scoble, Alex Scoble
You are where you belong, girl. So proud of you. - Josh Haley
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