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FFing Enigma

This is my profile. There are many like it, but this one is mine. I post a lot of random stuff. Greenville, SC. DMs welcome, or hit my GVoice 321-AKA-TINA
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I fund my office supply obsession by recycling the toner cartridges from my office at Staples. Last quarter that earned me $14 in rewards, enough to buy me Sharpie retractable pens (on sale for $2), a pocket notebook, and 2 recycle bins today. And apparently if your resulting tab is less than a buck they don't ask you to pay the rest. SCORE!
More Staples rewards arrived in today's mail. There's a magnetic whiteboad on sale that's gonna have my name on it! Yes, I mean literally... - FFing Enigma
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My spoon just fell into the soup I'm eating as a belated lunch. You win this round, Monday...
Also: A belated happy new years to you all. I suk at teh posting lately =/ - FFing Enigma
liking for you appearing in my feed, not for the sad anecdote. i'm sure things will turn around. - Big Joe Silenced
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Took a big swig of coffee only to realize the cream in it had spoiled. I think Imma puke.... As an aside, why is my cream that is 3 weeks within date BAD?!??
That's the WORST. :( - Derrick
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when i was 5 i got a half pint of milk at McDonalds and took a big swig. it was chunky. :( - Big Joe Silenced
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Do I want to watch The Forbidden Kingdom? Or will I be better off putting on a load of laundry, drinking a cup of coffee, and going to bed early?
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My Christmas list includes a toaster. #IamOld #ILoveToast In case you were wondering, the old toaster was sabotaged by a mouse that nibbled at the wires.
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That's what i tried to tell the mouse, but the little bastard just wouldn't listen! - FFing Enigma
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toast is wonderful. - Big Joe Silenced
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Lunch today: a ham and muenster sammich on wheat with mayo and honey mustard, a pb&J on wheat with strawberry j, some parmesean cheese chunks, a pear, and carrots dipped in either ranch or honey mustard. In related news: I like food.
no drink? - Kevin Johnson
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And FWIW, pears + chunks of parm = YOU WISH YOU WERE ME - FFing Enigma
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My phone number has ported and I now have an active Epic. Unfortunately the data service hasn't been actived yet, and an Epic without data is a big shiney pseudo brick that takes pictures.
Update: it's all taken care of now. Apparently I do in fact know how to properly activate a phone (data and all), but did so too quickly after the phone activated. WTH... - FFing Enigma
you briefly had an epic brick. - Big Joe Silenced
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Heading to Columbia for the annual Christmas dinner with the extended inlaws. Conveniently enough I have a roller derby bout in Columbia tonight.
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Unfortunately this means I can't eat enough to do Christmas dinner justice. I mean I COULD, but I would do it with full knowledge that I would be puking it all up later and that's just no fun at all. - FFing Enigma
Food has been eaten and now I'm on my way to the bout venue. I'll have to change there: there's not much in common with what you wear to a Baptist Christmas dinner and what you wear for roller derby... I'm missing warm ups, but since they're 2.5 hours before the game I don't think they'll do anyone much good. - FFing Enigma
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What's better than one Galaxy tab? Many of them.
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We received 17 tabs in as demos for our stores. I spent the afternoon activating them, and of course lining them up on my desk like a little army. Unite my minions!! They will ship out on Monday, so our love affair will be brief. - FFing Enigma
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...I agree with Adrian. The iPad, in my opinion, is too big. - Harold Cabezas
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You know what we call it in my house when all three felines pile on top of you? The Cat Trick...
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I should take a shower. That would require taking off my knee high slipper socks. I has a conundrum....
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So, if SyFy is doing countdown to Christmas, how are they not showing Gremlins? Or perhaps I'm just missing it....
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I pull into the parking spot and notice a freshly dropped ice cream sandwich, marred by a footprint and unmelted in the 20-something temperature. The questions: they are many.
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I need to run a 15 minute errand and take out the trash for tomorrow. And yet, I sit here with a cat and a computer in my lap watching TV. I haz a lazy
I understand. We should be lighting the tree, but the dog in my lap has other plans. - Easter LAMB
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Errand ran. Rewarded myself with a pumkin spice crappaccino. Poetic observation coming in another post. - FFing Enigma
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From our last bout (which we sadly lost). I look like an real skater, woohoo!!! I'm sure I fell shortly after the shutter snapped.
A real skater as opposed to.... an imaginary one? - Melly #FForever
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Tell her to try Dan! Even our skaters who aren't bouting yet have a blast on the team: tons of exercise and a built in bunch of rowdy friends ;-) *Rowdiness varies by league - FFing Enigma
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Apple Caramel Pecan Crunch is now very high on the OMFG I WANT TO EAT IT ALL list. Just so you know.
Noted. - Steve C, Team Marina
In related news: I always forget that I really really REALLY like dehydrated apples. Must buy some for the snack drawer at work. - FFing Enigma
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Spent the day fighting traffic to gather items for the Christmas parade. Spent an hour in the cold drizzle setting up our banner. Marched in the parade and and then attended a birthday dinner. Could've gone out with the team afterwards but my old ass is tired!
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*hitches up her granny panties and yells at the people on her lawn* - FFing Enigma
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I tried to hate the Old Navy holiday tanks commercial because the premise of a holiday tank is absurd. But I can't help it, I fell for the beefcake in top hats...
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All I saw were nipples. - Bren
I didn't even know what the commercial was for the first time I saw it. - Bren
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You know why I love FriendFeed? Ya'll are just the right kind of inappropriate 99% of the time. The other 1% gets posted to 'crotches in my feed'
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*fist bump* - Rodfather
*crotch bump!* No wait, that goes in the other feed... - FFing Enigma
Wasn't it wang? - Johnny
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Tomorrow is December 4th and my list of errands includes "buy flea spot for the cats" #WinterInTheSouth
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I'm embarrased to say that I don't even remember the last time I managed my FF subs =( So I went in to try to sub back to some of ya'll, only I was doing it on my phone and managed to remove 2 peeps instead of following them back. If it was you, I'M SORRY
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And yeah, I decided to stop managing subs on my phone. Not worth the angst. - FFing Enigma
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To cap off this weird week, my old boss (you know, that I haven't worked for for almost 1.5 years) hit me up on GTalk today for software support. WTF. I let new boss know about it and he got this paranoid look about him that indicates that he realizes I'm doing way more work than what they pay me for.
Which might explain the Epic I have sitting on my desk waiting for activation. But not really, since it was handed to me a day before the Gtalk incident. - FFing Enigma
maybe charge your ex-boss a huge consultation fee? or does your current employment contract preclude that? - Big Joe Silenced
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Hint: life is not a race. If it were you'd be trying to get to the end before everyone else.
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Best that I can tell, some people are doing that. - Morton Fox
NAVY: accelerate your life http://youtube.com/watch... - Vezquex
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OMG THE FRIGGIN CABLE VAN IS HERE!!!!
Cable Guy!!! - Joe "The Anvil" Pierce
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Apparently he got in the van and drove of to the junction box down the street or something because he came back about 10 minutes later and headed back to the LAN closet. But still, you don't just bug out without telling anyone!! - FFing Enigma
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*heasplodes* The internet on my G1 Edge is faster than the 3g aircard I'm crawling on right now.
Seriously, I've been connected 32 minutes and in that time have managed to mark 2 emails as read. Even that has required restarting Outlook twice. I wonder if the grocery store delivers beer... - FFing Enigma
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I want to paint my office walls with dry erase surface paint. Wonder if i can get away with doing that while waiting for the cable tech...
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Yes, apparently it will be me. My office is large enough for a cot and I can live off microwave food as long as some kind soul will drop off provisions every week. - FFing Enigma
o_O - WoH: Professor MOTHRA
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Things I've learned while not working today at the office:
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My computer has NO games on it. This must be rectified. - FFing Enigma
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Wirehead speaks wisdom. - Big Joe Silenced
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Whenever I'm having a down day, I just need an ostrich to make things better - http://www.google.com/images...
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This post brought to you by the snorts caused by watching an male ostrich do it's dizzy-bat-esque mating dance on Discovery. - FFing Enigma
XOXOXOXO! - rowlikeagirl
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Found out this morning that my great-grandmother passed away yesterday. Not 100% sure on her age but I'm fairly certain she was 98 or 99. The change she saw in her lifetime is almost incomprehensible and I will be fortunate to last so long. Miss you Mama Mary...
My love of hot toddies is directly because of her. If a 99 year old kept herself healthy by drinking them (the only time she would drink alcohol I might add), they're good enough for me! - FFing Enigma
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Your family is in my thoughts. - vicster.
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*remembers there's a box of Krispy Kreme doughnuts in the house. jumps up so quickly she dislodges lap cat and sends her flying across the room. not really, but it's much more dramatic that way*
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The worst part about not cooking for Thanksgiving? The laziness only lasts 1 day, there are no leftovers for me to eat!!! At least when I cook like a madwoman there are enough leftovers to get me through the next three days...
Only 3 days? - Mike Nayyar
Yup, only three days. Did I mention I tend to eat like a madwoman too? I blame the roller skates. - FFing Enigma
I brought home some leftovers from my brother's. God bless Tupperware. Or Glad. Or whomever makes all that plastic crap. - Lisa L. Seifert
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I've eaten my doughnuts and we picked up a RedBox movie on the way home. Sherlock Holmes. I can officially say that my previous Thanksgivings were severely lacking in both doughnuts and RDJ. I think they both might have to become traditions for the future.
I've gotta watch that. I love him and I love Sherlock Holmes. What am I waiting for? - Laura Norvig
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