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Goodbye, World!
Thank you everyone for being part of this and for all the memories! - Jim Norris
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:( but <3 or something - Louis Gray
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RT @drfarls: Re-upping: The difficulties of humanitarian airdrops http://www.washingtonpost.com/posteve...
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RT @sarahcuda: I'm not making this up: Secret's PR head complains about people writing horrible things without accountability http://pando.com/2014...
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Heh. - Stephen Mack
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BREAKING: The Virgin Ben (@benshapiro)'s hymen #Sharknado2TheSecondOne
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Says @DLoesch, who's too dumb and weak to learn how to spell...
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RT @Pontifex_ln: Maioris momenti laborem aestimemus eorum qui adiumentum praestant domesticum vel sanitarium, quia ministerium valde pretiosum praebunt.
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But even I was surprised when the Supreme Court found that the RFRA covered @DouthatNYT's distaste for chunky Reese Witherspoons on the pill
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When the revolution comes, I am going to start all tweets with "When the revolution comes" too, @AmyStephen
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RT @embee: what happens when non-tech people discover web developer tools https://twitter.com/embee...
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RT @edroso: Jonah Goldberg has a plan to win womenfolk to conservatism - who can provide a translation? http://www.nationalreview.com/article... https://twitter.com/edroso...
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RT @LOLGOP: RT this if you're a corporation who went to church yesterday.
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Numbers 31:34: And threescore and one thousand asses RT @TheTweetOfGod It's really incredible how many of you are total stupid asses.
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RT @JamesFallows: Jesus MT @strobetalbott: Donetsk separatist boss Strelkov, Kremlin's proxy in war, says he ordered shootdown https://t.co/oncebCk2yP
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Whereas knowing jack shit about anything never stopped @toddstarnes from mouthing off about it.
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RT @sirbryan1955: @GregWiebe2 @RoyalTXGirl It only takes 3% of us armed to overthrow all of the alphabet.
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Didn't you Confederates already try that in 1860? @RoyalTXGirl @vacuumslayer @Txsrowdy10Ron @Braveheart_USA @WayneBogda @WashingtonDCTea
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RT @Shypixel: Jeebus. I can't even. https://twitter.com/Shypixe...
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Why does facebook get away with it, @AuerbachKeller, if that's even your real name?
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RT @debuggersco: Debuggers: Russ Cox http://debuggers.co/concurr...
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Is @LemieuxLGM aware of "his incapacity to think beyond the confines of liberal dogma"? http://theweek.com/article...
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RT @Noahpinion: #ff @jnorris, a punk-ass monkeypigdog (also, my college roommate)
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My watch picked a fight with my phone about who is higher. @commiegirl1 won! Also, it's 2014, who has a watch?
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Does @quip have a grammar checker, btw? Just wondering...
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RT @LOLGOP: Rick Perry thinks prayer can protect us from drought, fires and illness but only billions in armed guards can protect us from child refugees
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RT @pourmecoffee: Happy birthday Nikola Tesla, awesome for all the reasons you know AND HAVING THE GREATEST LETTERHEAD EVER, PERIOD https://twitter.com/pourmec...
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#BRA is only one touchdown away from the finals
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#GER hasn't been this far ahead since 1941, but look how that turned out
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I don't think @daveweigel understands news. If D'Souza were kidnapped and replaced by a non-stupid person at some point, that might be news.
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Can't wait for @ComedyCentral to pick up "TruthRevolting with the Virgin Ben" featuring Friends of Hamas @owillis @benshapiro
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I'd be tempted to go with @JamesOKeefeIII instead, @Mobute, if he's not still on probation
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.@brandiwarner_ Thanks... what did I say?
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RT @zestyping: JavaScript == and Proposition 8: Brendan Eich seems to have trouble understanding equality.
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