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Mary Carmen

This vanilla ice cream totally counts as a meal because I put some peanut butter in it for protein, right???? It is the only thing staying in my stomach at the moment and I figured if I puke later it won't taste horrific.

Dec 10, 2014

LB ❤s FF, esp. YOU, Steven Perez, Steve C, Team Marina, and 3 other people liked this

Wow I've been there #pickingmealsfortastecomingandgoing Be Well - WarLord

Mary Carmen

Hot. Cold. Hot.Cold. Hot. Cold. BODY PLEASE PICK A TEMP.

Dec 10, 2014

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Mary Carmen

Tree Fu Tom is fascinating.

Dec 9, 2014

Andrew C (✔), Bren, John (bird whisperer), and 8 other people liked this

Mary Carmen

When did buying toys become so difficult? Skylanders? Trap Team?

Dec 9, 2014

Stephen Mack, Hookuh Tinypants, John (bird whisperer), and 3 other people liked this

As far as I can tell, this merges the whole Pokemon thing of catching new characters, but of course you have to have a trap for each of them. - Jennifer Dittrich

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Holy cow, one trap is only good for trapping one character? That is insane. - rønin

Mary Carmen

I just learned how camels walk from watching Caillou.

Dec 9, 2014 from

Micah, John (bird whisperer), Stephen Mack, and 9 other people liked this

By putting one hoof in front of the others? :D - Scoble, Alex Scoble

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I remember riding on a camel. It made a ship seem rock-stable by comparison. - walt crawford

Mary Carmen

There really isn't anything worse than watching your kid get shots.

Dec 9, 2014

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I could probably think of worse things to watch your kids getting, but yeah. - Scoble, Alex Scoble

Mary Carmen

Child napping. Sandwich in front of me. I win Monday.

Dec 8, 2014

Steven Perez, Scoble, Alex Scoble, LB ❤s FF, esp. YOU, and 8 other people liked this

I'm not gonna lie - every time I read this, I see child napping as synonymous with kidnapping and it gives me a start. Hope she's still sleeping and you are taking care of you! - WebGoddess

Why just take a child's lunch money when you can just take the child, and their sandwich? Is that what you're saying? ;-) - Brian Johns

I totally lost Monday when I puked up that sandwich. - Mary Carmen

:( - LB ❤s FF, esp. YOU

Mary Carmen

Now happening in my living room: baby in a diaper, holding wipes, dancing to the Beach Boys' "Little Saint Nick."

Dec 7, 2014

Steven Perez, Ken Morley, Stephen Mack, and 10 other people liked this

Mary Carmen

Someone met Santa today.

Dec 7, 2014

Stephen Mack, Ken Morley, LB ❤s FF, esp. YOU, and 13 other people liked this

Mary Carmen

I'm thinking for Christmas this year doing an all hors d'oeuvres meal.

Dec 5, 2014

imabonehead, Stephen Mack, Bren, and 13 other people liked this

For Rach's birthday last year we did a dessert dinner party. An hors d'oeuvres meal sounds yum - Johnny

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I love finger foods. This is actually why I like to throw cocktail parties -- I get to make all the hors d'oeuvres! (I have a pinterest board for cocktail party food that might be useful for you. Most stuff on there is pretty simple to make, but it's all vegetarian. - RudĩϐЯaЯïan

Mary Carmen

Watching Tron....still love this movie.

Dec 3, 2014

Steven Perez, Arlan K., Stephen Mack, and 6 other people liked this

Mary Carmen

Are chin implants an actual thing??

Nov 30, 2014

AHnix (Anna Haro) and Jennifer Dittrich liked this

^^^^ I knew a girl in high school (20 years ago) who went through what Janet just described. Girl was about 17 at the time. - AHnix (Anna Haro)

Mickey Rourke - Rodfather

Mary Carmen

I decorated the house. Therefore I have expended all of my energy for today. #pregnant

Nov 30, 2014

Micah, Steven Perez, imabonehead, and 9 other people liked this

the fact that you are creating another human and able to do stuff like decorate the house means that you have gone above and beyond the call of duty for the day! take it easy. prop up your feet! - Sir Shuping is just sir

Mary Carmen

No comment. Admire my restraint, folks.

Nov 30, 2014 from

Stephen Mack, WoH: Professor MOTHRA, Steven Perez, and 6 other people liked this

It's a splendid restraint, I would insure it for at least $50K - Pete's Got To Go

I think there's a scratch on one side $45K - Steve C, Team Marina

I will paint any restraint for $999.95. - Steven Perez

I love all of you people. All of you. - Mary Carmen

Mary Carmen

Pack your bags, we're going on a guilt trip.

Nov 26, 2014 from

LB ❤s FF, esp. YOU, Micah, Steven Perez, and 10 other people liked this

Um... shotgun? - Julian

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Sounds like my mother's house at the holidays. DO NOT WANT - Gunneh's Gonna Miss Y'all

Mary Carmen

I'm gonna need "Don't stick your dick in crazy" embroidered on some pillows so I can give them out.

Nov 22, 2014 from

The Other Yvonne, Julie Kane, Corinne L, and 6 other people liked this

lol - AHnix (Anna Haro)

Mary Carmen

It's kinda like a toss-up between who's having a worse week: Bill Cosby or Uber?

Nov 22, 2014

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Cosby - .LAG liked that

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He had a gig in my town this week. I was hoping to see a story about hecklers. - Rochelle *boom* Hartman

Mary Carmen

So, there is not much I am eating right now as most foods make me green. Just the smell or thought of some foods make me wanna toss. Every so often I get a craving that I feel I can handle. So tonight I wanted ice cream. No idea why. But the ice cream pull was hard. So Scott offers to run out to DQ to get me some. Text me what you want he says....

Nov 22, 2014

LB ❤s FF, esp. YOU, Stephen Mack, Heather, and 6 other people liked this

Great, I say. I just texted my entire craving order to Colleen by accident. And now I can't stop laughing. - Mary Carmen

If I had any shame I'd be embarrassed by what I just asked him to bring me. - Mary Carmen

I support ice cream crowd sourcing. Just fyi. - t-ra: sentimental gorgon

Nobody loves you like Colleen. She understands. And is probably laughing with you. :) - Jenica

Mary Carmen

"Cuz my life is dope, and I do dope shit."

Nov 21, 2014

CarlC, Big Joe Silenced, John (bird whisperer), and 5 other people liked this

My Credo. - ♫Maurice the Dolphin♫

Mary Carmen

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Nov 21, 2014

Steven Perez and Jennifer Dittrich liked this

Hi, Ms M.! - Stephen Mack

Mary Carmen

PARENTS: Childproofing cabinets: can anyone recommend a good locking system?

Nov 20, 2014

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nope. Most plastic things are shit and I get/got totally frustrated with them. I just emptied out the lowers and judiciously used gates where I couldn't. - Lnorigb

Electric plugs and the little U shaped cabinet locks if you have the right type of cabinets. Also great idea to move the evil crap up out of the way. The best defense is an attentive set of eyes on the kid at all times. - ♫Maurice the Dolphin♫

The u shaped ones are ok. The ones that go around the knobs. - Christina Pikas

We used very strong magnet locks. - Xabaras (G.O.)

Mary Carmen

Sadness in my FB feed. Sending up prayers and good thoughts to the universe.

Nov 19, 2014

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? - Sir Shuping is just sir

Mary Carmen

I truly dislike this first phase of pregnancy. The constant nausea and exhaustion. The feeling of not accomplishing anything. All the laundry. I hate it.

Nov 18, 2014 from

imabonehead, LB ❤s FF, esp. YOU, Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart, and 6 other people liked this

Real talk. *hugs* - Tamara J. B.

Compounded by having responsibility for another child. You have my heartfelt condolences. hugs! - The Other Yvonne

Mary Carmen

Some first birthday pics from last night:

Nov 13, 2014

Stephen Mack, LB ❤s FF, esp. YOU, Mike Nencetti, and 27 other people liked this

Yum!!!!!! Carvel!!!!!!! - The Other Yvonne

Mary Carmen

How do I have a 1 year old???? Where did the time go?

Nov 12, 2014

Ken Morley, Pete's Got To Go, imabonehead, and 34 other people liked this

OH DEAR GOD, WHEN? TODAY? - MoTO Boychick Devil

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They grow up so fast. - Steven Perez

Mary Carmen

Pretty much sums up where I'm at.

Nov 11, 2014 from

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http://nofuckstogive.today/index... - Mary Carmen

Mary Carmen

Yeah, I definitely did not dodge the hyper - emesis bullet.

Nov 10, 2014 from

Oh no! I am so sorry - I was really hoping you wouldn't have to go through that again. - Jennifer Dittrich

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How awful. So sorry. - Jaclyn aka spamgirl

Mary Carmen

I kicked this morning's challenge ass! 3 rounds on the circuit in 12:13.

Nov 7, 2014

Stephen Mack, Big Joe Silenced, The Other Yvonne, and 3 other people liked this

Mary Carmen

I wonder if my mom will kill me for tonight's FB post????

Nov 7, 2014

imabonehead, Big Joe Silenced, LB ❤s FF, esp. YOU, and 17 other people liked this

Did you not tell her prior to posting? - Corinne L

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Congratulations! - Galadriel C.

Mary Carmen

Tonight: squat challenge. I rock that shit.

Nov 7, 2014

Steven Perez, Anne Bouey, Stephen Mack, and 6 other people liked this

*high fives* You're amazing! - Tamara J. B.

Mary Carmen

One minute burpee challenge....oh how you can go fuck yourself.

Nov 6, 2014 from

Big Joe Silenced, Steven Perez, John (bird whisperer), and 6 other people liked this

I don't know what this means but I love it. - t-ra: sentimental gorgon

Lololol it's an exercise that sucks ass. - Mary Carmen

Yes they are Janet...aka hell...except you jump at the end, instead of just returning to a standing position. - Chris Topher

Burpees are kind of a combination of push-ups and squat thrusts. They seem easy at the start, but get exponentially more difficult the more you do them. - COMPLICATED MR. NOODLE

Mary Carmen

Does anyone listen to the Last Podcast on the Left?

Nov 5, 2014

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