Mary Carmen

It's all fun and games till someone gets hit with a stapler.
One minute burpee challenge....oh how you can go fuck yourself.
I don't know what this means but I love it. - t-ra: sentimental gorgon
Lololol it's an exercise that sucks ass. - Mary Carmen
Yes they are Janet...aka hell...except you jump at the end, instead of just returning to a standing position. - Chris Topher
Burpees are kind of a combination of push-ups and squat thrusts. They seem easy at the start, but get exponentially more difficult the more you do them. - COMPLICATED MR. NOODLE
Does anyone listen to the Last Podcast on the Left?
I could sleep for the next two days and still wake up tired.
*cues up Venus In Furs* - Pete's Got To Go
inkmurder: Good things to list - http://100kfireflies.tumblr.com/post...
directorscuts: Banned in Italy! This poster for Clown. I may have a fit while watching this. - http://100kfireflies.tumblr.com/post...
You are so used to your features; you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger. - http://100kfireflies.tumblr.com/post...
ravingsbyrae: spottieottiefroalicious: thechanelmuse: Lmaooo this is the greatest! Check out #DudesGreetingDudes and Elon James White’s twitter. There’s a whole lot more.  😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 The greatest thing ever. Brilliant way to make the point. - http://100kfireflies.tumblr.com/post...
2 minute plank....boot camp you're killing me.
I really want to start a food/household supplies pantry for the community.
What would that look like? - The Other Yvonne
21 people at boot camp tonight. I think that's a record.
I feel so out of it today.
Time change? - Stephen Mack
I think so. - Mary Carmen
I created a group to discuss the podcast, Serial. I am totally addicted to this true crime story and would love to discuss theories and facts with others. Please join if you're interested.
Ready for 5:30 boot camp. Bring it, bitches!
Every member of this family, including the cats, are still in their beds. What kind of sorcery is this?!?!?!
The smart kind. - Steven Perez
My daughter is in LOVE with Elmo. Anything Elmo she freaks out for. This morning at music class one of the girls was dressed as Elmo for Halloween. Did my daughter try to tackle her with hugs at least 3 times....yes. Yes, she did.
JFC there are a lot of angry people walking around on Monday mornings.
Boot camp week 2: it's all about that ass, that ass, no treble.
A full week of boot camp, watching my food intake and drinking half my weight in water has resulted in a loss of 6 pounds and 6 inches off of my body. That includes 3 inches off my hips and 2.5 off my thighs. I'm a believer.
By half your weight in water, do you mean an oz of water for each pound? - Katy S
Congrats. That is a tough, tough thing to do. - Laura Krier
Saddest. Octopus. Ever.
Philosopher is wise. - Julian
OMG!!!!
So daggone cute! - Starmama
I just rolled my eyes so hard I went back to yesterday morning.
Can anyone recommend a good fish/krill oil supplement?
Boot camp day 5: so. Many. Squats. My ass is gonna secede from the nation.
Boot camp day 4: burpee challenge. 20 in 60 seconds. A PR for me. Now I'm gonna go hurl.
You go girl ... I'm confident I couldn't do one. - Shannon - GlassMistress
I need a cut and new hairstyle.
yeah, me too. what kind of style are you thinking about? - Marie
Don't know. I may want to let it grow a bit more. I was thinking bangs, I don't know. I need something easy to deal with as I can't get to the salon every 6 weeks. - Mary Carmen
My daughter is dancing to Taylor Swift...I am okay with this.
Does she just wanna shake? - Stephen Mack
James Brown is more better :) - MoTO Boychick Devil
"He tossed my salad like his name Romain" is gonna be cracking me up for days and days and days.
Boot camp day 3: 100 squats in 1:45 and she didn't hurl.
Great job, MC! - Stephen Mack
New nephew today. Big baby: 7.5 pounds 20 inches.
Woot! congratulations :) - ωαřмaiden ❤Bassetmom❤
That's what Logan was! Congrats! - The Other Yvonne
Boot camp day 2. So many mountain climbers I think I'm halfway to Everest.
Go MC go! - Stephen Mack
Very. It only hurts when I move ;-) - Mary Carmen
I am trying the pickle juice. How much should I be drinking I wonder. - Mary Carmen
And bananas - The Other Yvonne