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FFing Enigma

This is my profile. There are many like it, but this one is mine. I post a lot of random stuff. Greenville, SC. DMs welcome, or hit my GVoice 321-AKA-TINA
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Dave's New Nuts... - http://www.steelmarinefasteners.com/fine-pi...
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Not really since I can get 'em cheaper elsewhere, but I figured I was committed and had to post a picture of them! - FFing Enigma
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I need to buy Dave some new nuts, his are almost stripped out.
HAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhahaaaaa!! Alright, had to get the laughter out somehow =D In all seriousness he does indeed need some new nuts, the ones he has are so loose they're almost falling off when he skates. hAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAH!!!! - FFing Enigma
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I hope he's using protection. A little bit of safety wire can go a long way. - Wirehead
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I'm on the phone with an overseas AT&T rep trying to explain why the SC corporate office of a Sprint retailer should not be receiving the bill for AT&T demo phones for a store located in Pennsylvania. I think both our heads might explode.
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Work today is surreal. Quite.
Surreal good or surreal octopus? - WoH: Professor MOTHRA
Is Sir Real kind of like Mr. Right? - Morgan
WoH: Surreal twitch =/ - FFing Enigma
:( - WoH: Professor MOTHRA
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Dear world: every aspect of my job cannot be mission critical, it's impossible. 911 dispatchers get occasional calls for directions and even the POTUS spends some mornings reading to school children. If their jobs are not filled 24/7 with priority 1 tasks then mine isn't either!!!
To be completely fair THAT particular morning turned out to be rather critical.... - Roberto Bonini
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#gurlpreach - MoTO Boychick Devil
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Turns out that tonight's super-fun plans are in fact for >next< Friday. What does this mean? My entire motivation for making it through the day without killing someone is gone. Dammit man...
but the weekend is within your grasp! leaving a trail of gore and corpses might not be the way to start. :P - Big Joe Silenced
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We're hoping so, Steve, but we're 8 months into recovery and he's not really had much improvement below the knee. The medial part of his right foot got most of its feeling back which is why he's able to walk and skate. Just has to be careful with the stairs. - FFing Enigma
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today. DIAF. that is all.
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For the first time ever, I just liked something on Facebook that I feel the need to explain to ya'll. It's supposed to be the other way around people!
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I didn't really make a resolution this year, but I realized I've had 3? 4? sodas so far this year and all of them have been real sugar.
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Now is the time on Sprockets when we put on comfy pants and eat experimental dinner.
Vould you like to touch my monkey? - Scoble, Alex Scoble
Touch eet! Touch zee monkey! - Morgan
Experimental dinner consumed! Verdict is a solid 7 out of 10: the corn was a good addition but I could've done without the green beans. Tis neither here nor there though, I made 8 pretty tasty big servings of soup for about $3. Would've been $7 but the 1.75 lbs of stew beef was given to us... - FFing Enigma
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Dear my cat: No, you are not a friggin' parrot.
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My boss just friended me on FB. I am now hosed... In related news: Thank jeebus for FriendFeed!
You didn't ignore? - SAM
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Yeah, I will never friend my coworkers or boss on FB. - Paulette
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Tonight's dinner may be "Kitchen Sink Soup". You know, where you clean out the fridge and/or pantry, put it in a big ol' pot, and simmer till done. I say "may be" because I have no real idea how this version will turn out and the odds are even (HA!) between it being tasty and inedible.
I am a kitchen miracle worker!! So far this soup is turning out QUITE tasty: stew beef tossed in a bit of olive oil/salt/pepper seared and then simmered in beef boullion and a can of diced tomatoes with 4 chopped green onions and 2 tsp of minced garlic. NOM. Am now thinking of adding some corn and possible a can of beans. Minestrone-esque, just no pasta. - FFing Enigma
We call that "clean out the crisper" soup. - Kenton
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I have been trying to have a meeting with my boss since 11a. I am starting to lose hope that it will happen today.
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I love my SuperSticky Post-It notes. Standard stickiness no longer seems acceptable or appropriate. That is all.
We have the Super Sticky ones with lines. I <3 them madly. - Easter LAMB
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Sitting in the front office helping someone (said front office has a receptionist window though it isn't a receptionist office). Random gent walks into the building. I smile and continue what I'm doing and the gent walks right on in to the main area like he owns the place. I glance at him like he's a wee bit crazy and continue what I'm doing.
Turns out he DOES own the place: one of our owners just did a random pop-in from Virginia Beach. FML. - FFing Enigma
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No, I was in fact dressed in the expected business casual attire. I even wore mascara today, which means I must be all psychic and junk. - FFing Enigma
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I am off to practice. Tonight I will be playing the roll of "nice bitch".
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Meaning: there is drama brewing on the league and it's my job to nip it in the bud all while remaining a neutral and approachable third party. Good times... - FFing Enigma
I have complete faith in your abilities. - Anne Bouey
All while going out an kicking ass on the track? Sounds like quite the balancing act. - Kenton
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Caramel Tootsie Pops: 20-Piece Bag - http://www.candywarehouse.com/caramel...
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WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME ABOUT THESE?!?!??? - FFing Enigma
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Oh. - Easter LAMB
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Making myself feel better by eating a pomegranate Tootsie Pop. Had no idea such a flavor existed and may have to investigate the possibility of purchasing it in bulk.
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I am useless today. That is all.
I very much doubt that, but I will take your word on it. - Friar Will
In that I am not actually doing the things I want or need to do, yes, I am useless today. But I'll point out that I'm not necessarily useless in general hence the use of the qualifier "today". - FFing Enigma
I strenuously disagree with both sentences! - Scoble, Alex Scoble
My accomplishments today: I found caramel tootsie pops and had a conference call. I'm pretty sure I've read some email as well. Am having a hard time working up the "give a damn" to do more and I don't really know why. - FFing Enigma
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10% of my work week consists of conference calls. Boo.
Shenanigans. - #cryptic
=( - Shevonne
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Can't figure out what Crusher is doing with a Kindle in sick bay on STTNG.
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Kevin says "surely Tina means an iPadd." - Rachel Lea Fox
you know it's the future because it has multitasking - Michael W. May
No way it was an iPad, there wasn't an apple to be found in the whole episode! And FWIW you'd think bluetooth technology would be better in the future: apparently you'll still have to push a button to get the darn thing to pick up! - FFing Enigma
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Mega Python vs Gateroid. Man, I almost hate that I'm busy Saturday. Not sure what I'll be doing but I'll definitely be too busy for that.
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:P - Easter LAMB
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I wish the picture I emailed in would show up. the punchline makes no sense without it.
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Oh well, it's too good to not share: "I had to go and ruin it all with two mounds." In retrospect the punchline is better on it's own than it would be paired with the missing post. - FFing Enigma
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I have a bad habit of putting off small, relatively inconsequential things that as a result turn into not so small things. Yes I'm working on it, but it's there all the same. Anyone else do this? Gotta clue why? Wanna trade small inconsequential things and do 'em for each other? Apparently I'm better at doing stuff for other people than for myself.
Amen, sister. I think mine is because I feel a little overwhelmed and even though it is something small it is still "one more got damn thing I gotta do!". - Yolanda
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But think of the enjoyment those creatures get out of a clean box :-) - Todd Hoff
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Stupid people make my head all 'splode-y
Yep. - vicster.
You have no idea.... - Roberto Bonini
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A biker friend of ours was severely burned Friday morning. He spent the weekend in the Augusta burn center getting skin grafts of various animal and synthetic origins and was sent home yesterday. In trying to keep things lighthearted I told Dave last night that this gent's new biker name should be Patches.
Also, dude will never have to buy Halloween makeup again. Get well soon Mike!! - FFing Enigma
positive karma to him - MimiJoy.net
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OMG WHEEEEEE!!!!!!
exactly - MiniMage
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and the rain - Gunneh-MoTo Calls me that
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Imma bad human: at 4:45p I sent a nasti-gram out to all our store managers that is now bringing down upon them the wrath of all the DMs and VPs. To my credit, the nasti-gram only went out because they were all 8 hours behind in doing something.
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Today should go DIAF.
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OMFG. One of your store's live demonstration phones was stolen Wednesday 1/19 and you don't submit an incident report until Monday 1/24? You, sir, are an asshat.
Anyone care to trade me a Monday for a Friday? Please? - FFing Enigma
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I am intrigued by (and a bit concerned for) the people who add me as one of their first friends on FaceBook.
You would be my 377th. If I added you. Wait, have I added you? - Just another Bubba
I was the 2nd person my big brother added to his FB page-before his wife. - #cryptic
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