HAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhahaaaaa!! Alright, had to get the laughter out somehow =D In all seriousness he does indeed need some new nuts, the ones he has are so loose they're almost falling off when he skates. hAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAH!!!! - FFing Enigma

stripped nuts...hmmmm, sounds kinda painful - Morgan

have you tried lubing them? - Steve C, Team Marina

All I have to do is make sure I get him nuts with nylon inserts. Bare nuts wear down too quickly and don't stay on when you jump *snicker* - FFing Enigma

just make sure you don't crack them - Morgan

now that come out real funny.. as innocent as it was :)- - Peter Dawson

you can also buy nutlock you apply before twisting the nuts. which is not to be confused with blue balls. - Steve C, Team Marina

Every comment on this thread is full of win. - Ell Bee, See?

Make sure your grip is tight. - Steven Perez

poor nuts... - Scott

If you grip too hard you'll scratch 'em! That's why I have a special tool just for these nuts. - FFing Enigma

*crosses legs and whimpers softly* - Big Joe Silenced

Everyone is focused on the pain Dave must be experiencing with his stripped out nuts. But I bet him and Tina had fun using his nuts until they got to this state. :P - LB's FF Hubby

Actually, Dave did this to his nuts all by himself. Normally in front of a large cheering crowd, mind you, but all the wear and tear is his own fault. - FFing Enigma

Sounds like it's a good thing they wore out before he went blind, then. - LB's FF Hubby

The fact that he has rather large feet didn't bode well for his nuts, either... - FFing Enigma

I hope he's using protection. A little bit of safety wire can go a long way. - Wirehead