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Overheard. You know, stuff that you overheard someone else say. Original content only; nothing posted/copied from other websites, please!
Ell Bee, See? to Ell's feed, Overheard
OH: "Eggs and milk seek their own level."
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Mr. B, who doesn't eat eggs, made me quiche. :) - Ell Bee, See?
Ell Bee, See? to Ell's feed, Overheard
OH: "It's like an unholy trinity of suck."
Ell Bee, See? to Ell's feed, Overheard
OH: "I'm 28, and it's starting to show."
Did you punch them in the neck shortly thereafter? - Hookuh Tinypants
O.O - Soup in a TARDIS
Ugh - Tamara J. B.
Big Joe Silenced to Big's feed, Overheard
OH: "Don't over-wind your pony, lady."
context: overheard in an exchange between two nurses at our oldest's eye doctor appointment today. - Big Joe Silenced
Ell Bee, See? to Ell's feed, Overheard
OH: "Yeah, a traditional glue made from fish bladders."
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Big Joe Silenced to Big's feed, Overheard, I Am Twelve
OH: "Will it be long? Yes, it will."
Big Joe Silenced to Big's feed, Overheard
"Police Navy dad!"
Big Joe Silenced to Big's feed, I Am Twelve, Overheard
"Don't stick the wand into my pants!"
Big Joe Silenced to Big's feed, Overheard
"Heads up, this is a no bowing zone."
Slap that bass. - Greg GuitarBuster
Big Joe Silenced to Big's feed, Overheard, Parenting-A-Go-Go, FF Stay-At-Home Dads
"Did you hide my vampire teeth?"
Ell Bee, See? to Ell's feed, Overheard
OH: "That's not Yo Yo Ma. That's the Beastie Boys!"
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Definitely not Yo Yo Mama. - Julian
Yo. - Back to just Joe
Big Joe Silenced to Big's feed, Overheard
"You should take off that tutu, darling."
at least it was a suggestion instead of an order. at least she didn't say anything about my Sharpied fingernails. or my eyeliner. - Big Joe Silenced
Big Joe Silenced to Big's feed, Overheard
OH: "Lips like hookers! Hooker kisses!"
Echo and the Bunnymen songs can do sooo much long-term damage. - Big Joe Silenced
I was kissed by a hooker once. She felt compelled to tell me beforehand that she was doing so because she liked me and wanted to. The only awkward part for me was that she was also the step-sister of a friend. - Big Joe Silenced
Big Joe Silenced to Big's feed, Overheard, I Am Twelve
OH: "On playback, all the 'tizzz' becomes 'goosh'."
tape speed tricks for textural shaping. - Big Joe Silenced
Ell Bee, See? to Ell's feed, Overheard
OH: "If you ain't got the buboes, you ain't got the plague!"
Big Joe Silenced to Big's feed, Overheard, I Am Twelve
"She's not getting enough balls in play."
Big Joe Silenced to Big's feed, Overheard
"I think I broke my Nook." "Call an ambulance?"
Ell Bee, See? to Ell's feed, Overheard
OH: "I smell cheese!"
It was probably our kid. - Steve C, Team Marina
Big Joe Silenced to Big's feed, Overheard
"Nice guy and great musician, but everything he does sounds like Pat Metheny on heroin."
Ell Bee, See? to Ell's feed, Overheard
OH: "I need to work on my Ethel Merman impression."
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So, yeah, I might have been the one saying it. - Ell Bee, See?
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:) - Ell Bee, See?
Big Joe Silenced to Big's feed, Overheard
OH: "Don't stick anything inside there. We won't be able to get it back."
Big Joe Silenced to Big's feed, Overheard
OH: "There are some things happiness just can't buy."
well, it can buy happiness, apparently. try doing THAT with a gift card. - Big Joe Silenced
Big Joe Silenced to Big's feed, Overheard
OH: "You look like a simple PHEASANT girl!"
Ell Bee, See? to Ell's feed, Overheard
OH: "My muffin tops are very sensitive."
Ell Bee, See? to Ell's feed, Overheard
OH: "chicken sprinkle!"
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you were the one that said this right? - Sir Shuping is just sir
I think LB has called me that at some point. - LoisMarketing
#ooh. from what I know about chickens, this may not be a compliment. - MoTO Boychick Devil
Mr. B said it first. - Ell Bee, See?
Brent Schaus to Brent's feed, Overheard
"Every time I'm in a client . . .uh... " -- from a TechComm webinar :)
Well, I thought it was funny. Not sure what he was trying to say lol - Brent Schaus
Ell Bee, See? to Ell's feed, Overheard
#confession: I get Carl Sandburg and Carl Sagan mixed up.
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Oops. Didn't mean to put this one in Overheard! - Ell Bee, See?
#drnuk - Derrick
Heh. Nah, just a holdover from a previous post. :P - Ell Bee, See?
Aw. *fixes you a drank* - Derrick
Ell Bee, See? to Ell's feed, Overheard
OH: "That was unexpected. Like a roof pig."
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....what is a roof pig? - Sir Shuping is just sir
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Nope. You guessed wrong for your 50/50 chance. :P - Ell Bee, See?
Big Joe Silenced to Big's feed, Overheard, I Am Twelve
(on the television): "He's got to deal with the package on the back end, it's so tight!"
Ell Bee, See? to Ell's feed, Overheard
OH: "Little in the middle but she got much back!"
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MY ANACONDA DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS, HON! - Anika
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*bump* - Ell Bee, See?
Big Joe Silenced to Big's feed, Overheard
OH: "Maybe the sky went out for dinner and you weren't invited."
i'm working on a tune about moon demons climbing out of the craters to devour the colonists. - Big Joe Silenced
That's creative. - Spidra Webster
one of them is obsessed with bicycle seats. he sings the song. - Big Joe Silenced
Brian May style guitorchestras have appeared in the arrangement. pray for my sanity. - Big Joe Silenced
Big Joe Silenced to Big's feed, Overheard, I Am Twelve
"NO BALLS IN THE KITCHEN!"
beach ones, in this case. but the humour was in the ambiguity. - Big Joe Silenced
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