OH: "Eggs and milk seek their own level."
Apr 6, 2015
from
Mr. B, who doesn't eat eggs, made me quiche. :)
- Ell Bee, See?
Overheard
Overheard. You know, stuff that you overheard someone else say. Original content only; nothing posted/copied from other websites, please!
OH: "It's like an unholy trinity of suck."
OH: "I'm 28, and it's starting to show."
Did you punch them in the neck shortly thereafter?
- Hookuh Tinypants
O.O
- Soup in a TARDIS
Ugh
- Tamara J. B.
OH: "Don't over-wind your pony, lady."
context: overheard in an exchange between two nurses at our oldest's eye doctor appointment today.
- Big Joe Silenced
OH: "Yeah, a traditional glue made from fish bladders."
Jan 4, 2015
from
OH: "Will it be long? Yes, it will."
"Police Navy dad!"
"Don't stick the wand into my pants!"
"Heads up, this is a no bowing zone."
Jennifer Dittrich
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Slap that bass.
- Greg GuitarBuster
"Did you hide my vampire teeth?"
OH: "That's not Yo Yo Ma. That's the Beastie Boys!"
Nov 22, 2014
from
Definitely not Yo Yo Mama.
- Julian
Yo.
- Back to just Joe
"You should take off that tutu, darling."
at least it was a suggestion instead of an order. at least she didn't say anything about my Sharpied fingernails. or my eyeliner.
- Big Joe Silenced
OH: "Lips like hookers! Hooker kisses!"
Echo and the Bunnymen songs can do sooo much long-term damage.
- Big Joe Silenced
I was kissed by a hooker once. She felt compelled to tell me beforehand that she was doing so because she liked me and wanted to. The only awkward part for me was that she was also the step-sister of a friend.
- Big Joe Silenced
OH: "On playback, all the 'tizzz' becomes 'goosh'."
Melly #FForever
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tape speed tricks for textural shaping.
- Big Joe Silenced
OH: "If you ain't got the buboes, you ain't got the plague!"
John (bird whisperer),
Jennifer Dittrich,
Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart,
and
Soup in a TARDIS
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"I think I broke my Nook." "Call an ambulance?"
OH: "I smell cheese!"
It was probably our kid.
- Steve C, Team Marina
"Nice guy and great musician, but everything he does sounds like Pat Metheny on heroin."
OH: "I need to work on my Ethel Merman impression."
May 25, 2014
from
So, yeah, I might have been the one saying it.
- Ell Bee, See?
:)
- Ell Bee, See?
OH: "Don't stick anything inside there. We won't be able to get it back."
Victor Ganata
and
Ell Bee, See?
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OH: "There are some things happiness just can't buy."
Ell Bee, See?
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well, it can buy happiness, apparently. try doing THAT with a gift card.
- Big Joe Silenced
OH: "You look like a simple PHEASANT girl!"
OH: "My muffin tops are very sensitive."
OH: "chicken sprinkle!"
Mar 27, 2014
from
you were the one that said this right?
- Sir Shuping is just sir
I think LB has called me that at some point.
- LoisMarketing
#ooh. from what I know about chickens, this may not be a compliment.
- MoTO Boychick Devil
Mr. B said it first.
- Ell Bee, See?
"Every time I'm in a client . . .uh... " -- from a TechComm webinar :)
Well, I thought it was funny. Not sure what he was trying to say lol
- Brent Schaus
#confession: I get Carl Sandburg and Carl Sagan mixed up.
Feb 27, 2014
from
Oops. Didn't mean to put this one in Overheard!
- Ell Bee, See?
Heh. Nah, just a holdover from a previous post. :P
- Ell Bee, See?
Aw. *fixes you a drank*
- Derrick
OH: "That was unexpected. Like a roof pig."
Feb 27, 2014
from
....what is a roof pig?
- Sir Shuping is just sir
Nope. You guessed wrong for your 50/50 chance. :P
- Ell Bee, See?
(on the television): "He's got to deal with the package on the back end, it's so tight!"
OH: "Little in the middle but she got much back!"
Feb 2, 2014
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MY ANACONDA DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS, HON!
- Anika
*bump*
- Ell Bee, See?
OH: "Maybe the sky went out for dinner and you weren't invited."
i'm working on a tune about moon demons climbing out of the craters to devour the colonists.
- Big Joe Silenced
That's creative.
- Spidra Webster
one of them is obsessed with bicycle seats. he sings the song.
- Big Joe Silenced
Brian May style guitorchestras have appeared in the arrangement. pray for my sanity.
- Big Joe Silenced
"NO BALLS IN THE KITCHEN!"
beach ones, in this case. but the humour was in the ambiguity.
- Big Joe Silenced