Morgan

Just Totally Awesome
TEAM USA FF with free agency options
Greetings from Sunny Los Angeles! The Weather is Here, Wish You Were Great!
i received a Kindle for Christmas (the wifi version)....it came with a couple of dictionaries pre-installed. Now what?
hand it over and nobody gets hurt? - Joe "The Anvil" Pierce
I did the same thing, Aden. Categories rule. - Renee Hendricks
Blackberry - Some are black. None are berries. Discuss.
OK all you smarties - What is a 'flat file'? What kind of file format is meant by the term 'flat file'?
Usually it's just a text file as opposed to, say, a database or even an XML file. - Akiva
ah, hence the term 'flat'....i see the logic of that....well, kind of.... - Morgan
Does anyone use the term 'Moment of Fail'? Sorta like a moment of win, but exactly the opposite. Like when I brain cramp and totally miss something totally obvious....would that count as a 'MOF'?
Or a brain fart - Just Mrs. V
Lethargic & Tardy Cheer Squad says: 'Give me a....'
B.R.E.A.K - agirlnamedxine
I live.
I approve - Steve C, Team Marina
Barely? - Just Mrs. V
no, i'm good. took a week off from work as a stay-cation. no connection at home, which had me missing the FF peeps. - Morgan
Ahhhh nice time off! Good for you! - Just Mrs. V
Transportation Safety Administration - Responds to flood of complaints - "Hey, the airlines charge luggage handling fees! But the TSA will handle your (fun)Bags and ball(Sacks) free of charge!"
Mashup Idea - DON'T TAZE/TOUCH MY JUNK BRO!
TSA Scanners - So the agent viewing the scans is either a man or a woman. Does this agent review scans of both men and women? Or do they review only same-sex scans? Do anybody know?
so do they draw straws to see who gets to work the porno-machine that day? - Morgan
some people get off on that, tho. - Big Joe Silenced
I can hear them now.....'Wang'.....'Chung'.....'Wang'......'Chung'..... - Morgan
TSA - Tipping Surely Appreciated
So, who you gonna root for? Pacquiao or Margarito? Me...I'm gonna cheer for Pacquiao because my Filipino accent is better than my Mexican accent.
Parents: How many days can your kid miss (for family vacation) before there are problems with the school? Kid is 6th grade, middle school. Days would be 3 - 4 days before Thanksgiving and 3 days following, for a total of 7 days missed.
I know we used to miss a week during Christmas when we were in middle school and high school. The kids and I are going to Mexico this Friday, so they will miss four days. - Shevonne
< 10% of the days in the semester is the rule here. It might be different based on each state or school's policy. 100 days in the semester would be < 10 days missed. However, what happens after that amount is they require a dr's note or it counts as unexcused. - Trish R
Add to Josh' LUDACRIS GIBBS listing!
How could I forget? - Josh Haley
I know! The Gibster rocks! - Morgan
You asked for a sign? Well, here you go.
Dear Santa.....
You just got me singing that song... but I only know the Dear Santa part. Now I'm going to go crazy. Thanks bro. - Trish Haley
DOG HATES FIGS!!!
Shoppin' List; Honey 'Do' List - UpperCrust Versions
Haters are gonna hate, but maybe this will soften some of the harshness: “The human trait that makes the angels cry, is our propensity to criticize another person’s way of enjoying themselves.”
PUT THAT SPAM MUSUBI DOWN! - Josh Haley
what is plural for 'moose'?
moose? - Brian Sullivan
Many much moosen. /Brian Regan - Penguin Sparkles
Question Time: How often do you defrag your primary computer?
I haven't done a defrag since the late 90s. More seriously, usually only a few times per year. - Sally - Skyrimmin&#39; It
I stand corrected. Just opened the disk defragmenter and found out that it's scheduled to run every week. However, the last time it ran (last night) all of my partitions were 0% fragmented - COMPLICATED MR. NOODLE
what is the term for requesting medication in smaller sized pills? example: 200mg prescribed, but you want 100mg sized pills. total prescription is the same amount, but what's the term for this?
Doubling down? - Rahsheen
im gonna go with 'cut the suckah in half!' - Morgan
Halvesies? - Kevin L
For Marissa: Bose Butt Plugs - 'Did Somebody Step On a Bus Full of Ducks?'
I think it was the barking spiders... - Lisa L. Seifert
They make spiders that can bark? - Morgan
Only when I toot, Morgan. - Lisa L. Seifert
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.
she's touring the facility and picking up slack ;) nana nana na na... - agirlnamedxine
Shameless Cry for FriendFeed Assistance!!!! This is the Mr. Bento lunch jar today. Color is 'silver'. What color(s) do you think would be better? (It's a $54 retail item, if that makes any difference). My eternal thanks and blind devotion for your suggestions.
I like red and blue. - Scoble, Alex Scoble
Mucho Arigato to all you that have chimed in. If anyone else wants to chime in, please don't be shy! Thank you. - Morgan
I'm still at work. Working. Well, sort of.
Vampire Movies - Latest iPhone - What would camp out in line for?
What else would be worth an overnight sidewalk campout? - Morgan
Nothing....imo - Just Mrs. V
I did 6 hours wait time for Empire Strikes Back, but that's the last thing I've waited for on a sidewalk....unless you count drugs - Morgan
Yeah nothing is that important to me. Well maybe strippers but then I'll just walk to the next club - Just Mrs. V
Just arrived in my Inbox:This Monday at Noon, one mystery will be revealed... As a new one begins. See you then at Despair.com.
People suck. I cannot believe that people were actually looting homes in San Bruno during the evacuation. I am losing my faith in humanity.
So once he hits puberty, I guess Justin will have to 'Shave the Bieber' on a regular basis....
I hope he doesn't live long enough to hit puberty - Just Mrs. V
I just won a dollar off my boss with the ole 'Did you know that Lake Tahoe is further west than Los Angeles' trick. Bwahahaha! Victory is mine!