tehKenny

hi.
Okay, you win. I'm downloading the first episode of "The Wire". But be warned. If this doesn't make me cream my jeans, I'm gonna be disappointed.
Don't set your expectations too low! - Scoble, Alex Scoble
First episode didn't hook me. I've vowed to give it another go one day. - cdogzilla | downgraded
PROTIP: "Secret Dirty" is hotter than "Damn Dirty".
"Hello, Uncle Kenny!" [No response] "He didn't hear me!" "Kenny, Cody said hello." "Hello, Cody." [Maybe If I could fucking tell the difference between you and the kid's show you're watching, I would respond.]
It's freaky and insane. - tehKenny
Considering deleting (almost) everything and starting over.
I know that feeling. - Jenny
My 35 year old sister tattled on me this morning. EEEEEEEEEF-EEEEEEEEEM-EEEEEEEEEEL!
Can anyone make me an emoticon of a bunny with a pancake on its head?
I WILL BE YOUR BEST FRIEND FOREVER. - tehKenny
My vote for the Hulk is: STOP MAKING SHITTY MOVIES.
I think I fixed it. +5 to geek.
or maybe just one. IDK. - tehKenny
:::Sigh::: I wish...
They sell large angry chicks at Burger King? I'll take two, please!
Ohhhh I want some BK now... - Hookuh Tinypants
Can I get Alex's birthday spankings?
And can Momo give them to me? - tehKenny
Sure...I don't want them - Scoble, Alex Scoble
YAY! - tehKenny
"Happy Birthday Alex! Love, Cristo"
No comment.
FUCK. WORK.
This comment was a triumph.
HUGE SUCCESS! - Johnny
su-weet - Chris Heath
WAIT A MINUTE? I NEED BUSINESS REFERENCES TO GET WHAT IS ESSENTIALLY A FUCKING PAPER ROUTE?
What next? Minimum required experience to run a fucking lemonade stand? - tehKenny
you can do that with a lemonade stand? - Big Joe Silenced
USA: Assloads of Crime Shows Welcome
You say that like it's a bad thing. *side eye* - ωαřмaiden ❤Bassetmom❤
DO ANYBODY NO WHY I MAKE HAFF MUH SPELLIN ERORS IN JOB APLIKASHUNS?
I mean, really. - tehKenny
Cannot freaking wait for this weekend.
Good Fortune.................................................... OF DOOOOOOM!
Okay, about to leave my workplace OF DOOOOOOOM to retire to my mountaintop secret laboratory lair of doom OF DOOOOOOOOOM!
Is the mountaintop a volcano...OF DOOM? :O - Colette
No way. Far too cheesy. - tehKenny
I'M GOING TO SING THE DOOM SONG NOW! READY?!
Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom-Doom-Doom-Doooooooom! - tehKenny
tehKenny, what does the profile page say about your comment level?
Allright FINE! (ahem) IT'S OVER NINE THOUUUUUUUUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND! - tehKenny
woot! - Heather
"If you liked Inception, you may also like eXistenZ." No, but if you are tehKenny, you may like the vacation slides of David Cronenberg.
Cronenberg is love. - tehKenny
DEATH TO VIDEODROME, LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH! - tehKenny
Yet another job applied for. That's two in one... week. That's good for me. :( (Hate looking for work with a passion.)
I can't believe I known a good friend named Autumn Peoples since about February and and it's taken me this long to start calling her "Party Peoples".
On the same track it's really awesome to just be able to say "Hey, Party Peoples!" - tehKenny
"So I lose my friend over this silly shit?" Wow, prove to me you think this is silly shit for ONE NANOSECOND and you might have a chance.
Thank you for showing me that I never fucking cared. Thank you for showing me that I was never really your friend. Thank you for showing me that it was all about getting into your panties. Thank you, oh so much, for clearing that up. - tehKenny
"I didn't dump you." Pwa-hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! PULL THE OTHER ONE. - tehKenny
Wow, thank you slippy! - tehKenny
My semi-new motto in Garamond (I think). - tehKenny
Learned a new word: bathetic.
bathetic - effusively or insincerely emotional; "a bathetic novel"; "maudlin expressions of sympathy"; "mushy effusiveness"; "a schmaltzy song"; "sentimental soap operas"; "slushy poetry" - tehKenny
Nothing like work to demolish your mood.
And, oh yeah, thinking too much about someone who managed to dump you when you weren't even a couple. - tehKenny
I will not use that word. Even if using it makes fun of Sarah Palin, I will not use that word.
In fact, the more you use it, even to make fun of it, the more it starts to become a word. - tehKenny
dumbasabagofhammers? - Ha3rvey (on hiatus)