Johnny

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To be honest. Now #ItsOn, I'm over it. #ItsOn is only fun when they're trying to say #ItsOff. #auspol
One small upside of recent weeks is getting to cook every night. Crumbed fish fillets, pesto salad and… http://instagram.com/p...
How's Rachael? - LB ❤s FF
Sore - Johnny
Funny thing about Jeb Bush. If I said a country was lead by a father then his two sons, you'd think I meant a despot dictatorship.
I guess "reducing the devastating and heartbreaking effects of Mitochondrial diseases" was a less sexy headline than "3 People Babies!"
Johnny wins. - MoTO Boychick Devil
You know what makes the #libspill better? Imagining Tony and Malcolm as Brandy and Monica ala The Boy Is Mine #AusPol
#reTurnbull is good. I would have preferred #TurnedON
The fact Go Set a Watchman was written FIRST then it spawned To Kill a Mockingbird yet it's being called a sequel shows our current culture.
I'm not sure I see that as a particularly modern problem. You've got the release vs. chronology ordering for series like the Narnia books (Magician's Nephew will always be a sequel to me, but that's not how many readers have seen it) or for authors whose later works were so successful that their earlier unpublished works were re-evaluated (Jane Austen.) - Jennifer Dittrich
The #libspill shows one of two things 1. It's on with daggers 2. If it isn't on then it's yet more incompetence in communication and message
So what would a spill entail? (I've read some of the articles, but I feel like I'm missing some of the long-term context.) - Jennifer Dittrich
Not really, as far as I can understand. They'll shout at each other behind closed doors about all sorts of things, but except for bickering over specific legislation, it rarely makes it out into the open. They also don't elect the executive, so the stakes are shifted somewhat - their dislike of his initiatives won't boot him out of office, and he can't set the legislative agenda. - Jennifer Dittrich
Monty Oum is what the words artist and passion are suppose to mean. @RoosterTeeth
RT @roosterteeth: It is with an extremely heavy heart that we announce the passing of our beloved friend Monty Oum. http://roosterteeth.com/members...
:( - Johnny
This is still my number one movie quote of all time. So subtle yet so badass. #KarateKidPartII http://t.co/Mg6jM769np
Present Johnny would like to thank Weekend Johnny for making a big batch of mini lasagnas for the week. http://instagram.com/p...
At least Keating, Gillard and Rudd had the conviction to challenge a sitting PM. Costello? No. Does any current LNP member have it? #auspol
TIL: Today is International Tutu Day (02/02/2015). Shout out to my favourite ballerina @eightiesfan
Here's the thing. If the pass came off and they scored with "Beastmode" not involved, it'd be a tactial masterstroke herladed for the ages.
It would probably be taken as a sign of Wilson's clutchiness or something of that sort. - John (bird whisperer)
Exactly. Like everyone expected the running play but in a moment of inspired tactics, they passed, tricked the Pats and won the Super Bowl. There would be movies made about it. - Johnny
... and if they had run there was a decent chance they may have stopped him, as they were expecting that to happen and would adjust accordingly. - Johnny
This is also known as "sport". - Johnny
No, seriously, I've watched it on repeat. One guy tried to punch another guy in the face... through a crash helmet...
Reminds me of when Alex Rodriguez fought the Red Sox catcher Jason Varitek while he had his entire catching gear on. - Chris Topher
I'm just surprised fights don't happen more often. - John (bird whisperer)
I'd like to assume because everyone knows they're covered in armour and they're more likely to break their hands on the helmet than do damage... but I couldn't be sure. - Johnny
Red card! Oh wait... - Jenny H.
Injustice and regret fuel the passion for sport far more than victory ever could.
Oh pluuuuuuuusea. This is how that's done. https://www.youtube.com/watch... #StateOfOrigin #Brawl #SB49
So, wait, guys covered in layers of padding and wearing crash helmets tried to fight? LOLWUT. Ok fellas.
Remember kids, you can't spell Tony Abbott without "on"... which it most certainly is. #AusPol
So essentially the "Super Bowl" has now become a 140 character hyper-critique of a 30 second film festival interrupted by a handegg game.
Pretty much. - Katy S
With a musical medley interlude. - Stephen Mack
Even with all the Super Bowl hype and showboating, today NOBODY can touch the pimp as fuck-ness of Peter Greste's dad http://t.co/M4ZqtUgjZp
Tony Abbott is what you get when you obsess more about winning an election than governing a country. #auspoI
The same can be said about US Senate and House more the right but sadly both parties exhibit this tendency - WarLord
TIL: Apparently, each NFL team is responsible for bringing their own footballs to use in each game they play. Like, except for kick offs, the ball used by offence is provided by offence. The refs or NFL aren't involved. Any way you cut it, that is just fucking dumb.
There is no valid reason why this should occur in a professional sport. - Johnny
They use one type of ball but can swap individual ones out at the end of each hole if they have knicks or dents etc. - Johnny
I wonder how many people will pick a team in today's handegg game based purely off the dislike and behaviour of the other team's fan base.
Not coping well ATM. Here's the thing, I don't know if I'm coping but convincing myself I'm not cause I'm a drama queen or I'm really not coping and tricking my brain into thinking the first thing as a kinda Safe Mode state to help me cope.
(((J))) - Jenny H.
**hugs** Brains are such ridiculous things. - Kirsten loves you
Oof. I'm sorry. Been there and it sucks. - lris
((hugs)) Can you talk to someone? I mean, we're great and all, but sometimes it's good to find someone who can let you talk it out face to face. - WoH: Professor MOTHRA
Sometime this morning, Tony Abbott's iPod Classic will spin up Shaggy's hit It Wasn't Me on shuffle... and he will smile. #auspoI #qldvotes