Ben Hanten

I own a couple bars in South Dakota. I also run a cool fan blog at http://theriverfans.com
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Received this spam in my email box today! - Ben Hanten
Hey Chris, it says picture is attached?? - Ben Hanten
This stuff made my night, ruined my morning - http://drinkupdate.com/archive...
"92 proof spiced rum that tastes great." - Ben Hanten
I don't know how many I had, but it was a couple too many. - Ben Hanten
Holy crap. - thegeniusfiles
Assuming this is true, doesn't come up in Google now and even if it did, it would only prove that *people* are racist, Not Google. - The Fat Oracle
AP Photographer Loses Foot in Bomb Blast, Never Stops Taking Pictures - http://gizmodo.com/5347923...
AP photographer Emilio Morenatti's left foot had to be amputated after he was injured in a bomb blast in Afghanistan. That didn't mean he stopped shooting, however. - Ben Hanten
Still. Respect. - Ton Zijp
What are you drinking this weekend? - http://drinkupdate.com/archive...
GOTDAMN. I've had to cut back on my alcohol intake, as it was getting to be too much. For my liver and for my wallet. - Derrick
I unexpectedly had a few hours off. Chose the Sailor Jerry spiced rum. He must have beat me up in my sleep. - Ben Hanten
Automated Cocktail Making Machine - http://drinkupdate.com/archive...
Drink Update » Automated Cocktail Making Machine - http://drinkupdate.com/archive...
Philips Biotower Puts Farming in the Kitchen (With Style) - http://gizmodo.com/5346810...
Levels 1 and 2: Plants Level 3: Algae Level 4: Fish and Shrimp Level 5: Organic Waste - Ben Hanten
that's pretty cool - Melissa
Does anyone use Napster and Last.fm together? I have seen a few scrobblers built to track Napster; do they work?
I have asked a few questions about Last.fm. Apparently nobody uses it here? - Ben Hanten
Thanks, Mark! - Ben Hanten
I really wish there was a way to setup Google Voice to have certain greetings during certain hours. For instance, I work nights, but I receive a bunch of calls in the morning that wake me up. I could turn off my phone, but I would like to be available if there is an urgent matter or emergency, whether at work or otherwise.
All-Edges Brownie Pan Makes My Inner Child Want to Die - http://gizmodo.com/5345513...
Oh. my. god. - Ben Hanten
I have a sudden urge to play brownie tetris? - Miriella
How Many Folding Bikes Does It Take To Fill a Parking Space? - http://gizmodo.com/5345310...
It's not often that you: 1 - find a guy who is so exhausted from drinking that he's trying to take a nap in the middle of 100,000 people; 2 - find a guy who has a shirt that says "I'll have what the guy on the floor is having"; 3 - have your camera ready for 1 + 2 = awesome.
I would molest him. - Derrick
Cristo never lets me have any fun. :(((((((((( - Derrick
(Not me in the photo). Not only do I like Internet sites that deal in greasy, fried food; I like to eat it, too. Today at Riverboat Days, in about 90 minutes, I had: a Philly steak sandwich, gyro, chislic, two bags of mini donuts, a full rack of pork ribs, a slice of pizza, and a deep-fried Snickers. Plus 8 Budweisers. Good day.
How many calories is that!? - Simon Cartel
Simon, who's counting? - Ben Hanten
You're going to have to start eating grit like parrots to help digest all that....uh, food? - Derrick
I was hungry by the time I made it home. Had a couple vodka waters and a nap. - Ben Hanten
Oh my god. This can't be for real? Winkers, patent-pending. Your pants can wink while you walk. Or a goose can open and close its beak. - http://www.youtube.com/watch...
I don't even know what to say to this.... - Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart
No. - Derrick
HP Ships Power Cord in Giant Box With Attached Pallet - http://gizmodo.com/5343411...
If you get a package this size, reinforced with a wooden pallet, your first thought is probably that you've accidentally received, say, six laptops, or a fridge, or a mid-sized sedan. But you'd be wrong. - Ben Hanten
'It's a statue!' 'Yeah, statue!' - Akiva
Oh my god. Robots have just advanced their civilization by about 1000 years. - http://www.youtube.com/watch...
A beef taquito wrapped in a breakfast burrito filled with eggs, cheese, fries, and then wrapped in a giant quesadilla. Served with hot sauce and sour cream. - http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post...
The Turducken of Mexican - Rasmus Lauridsen
Why even bother with the taquito, honestly? - Derrick
Well I made it to 27 years old before needing my first stitches. I was bartending alone for a busy crowd and busted a glass that cut my finger deep. Oh so much blood. Hard to type with a novacaine index finger.
Be careful, Ben! - Derrick
Hope it heals fast, Ben. - Scoble, Alex Scoble
Had a quick detour to the E.R. this morning for stitches. Bartending is harder than it looks!
hope your ok, :( - chaz2b
Labyrinth Security Door Chain - http://reflectionof.me/labyrin...
Hey FF stars at Gnomedex, we're anxiously awaiting more pictures. Less business, more pictures!
Way too awesome. My favorite yet. A burger topped with five slices of bacon, four slices of cheese, two fried eggs, mayo, lettuce, tomato, and onion between TWO GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES. - http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post...
What could be better than using chicken for a bun substitute? Two grilled cheese sandwiches. I like to multi-task, so a sandwich inside of two sandwiches, really makes sense. - Ben Hanten
Grossssss! - Marilyn Jansen Lopes
What you need, according to the Beatles. - http://fueledbyphotos.tumblr.com/post...
Naive - Kevin J Hatton
Two pieces of bacon and two slices of cheese smothered with the Colonel’s Sauce with two fried chicken patties as buns. - http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post...
This guy. - Ben Hanten
omgwtfbbqgnomedex! - Josh Haley
A chocolate frosted Krispy Kreme donut filled with a Krispy Kreme donut hole. - http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post...
That doesn't look... right. - Yolanda
where do I order these? - Bryan Zirkel
A little cultural icon mix-up in Tokyo. Or it may be done on purpose. Anywho…Uncle Sam not only watches you, he also knows the secret of the 11 herbs and spices… - http://lickystickypickyme.tumblr.com/post...
The small statue is labeled "Uncle Sam" - Ben Hanten
Kevin Carter´s Pulitzer prize winning photo taken in 1994 during the Sudan Famine. The picture depicts a stricken child being stalked by a vulture. The child is crawling to a UN food camp a kilometre away. - http://thebaffled.tumblr.com/post...
No one knows what happened to the child, including the photographer who left the scene as soon as the photo was taken. He later confided to friends that he wished he intervened. Journalists at the time were warned never to touch famine victims for fear of contracting disease. - Ben Hanten
Part of the suicide note "I am depressed ... without phone ... money for rent ... money for child support ... money for debts ... money!!! ... I am haunted by the vivid memories of killings and corpses and anger and pain ... of starving or wounded children, of trigger-happy madmen, often police, of killer executioners...I have gone to join Ken if I am that lucky." - Ben Hanten
Ping Pong Tournament - http://reflectionof.me/ping-po...
Little boxes on the hillside... - Akiva
table tennis! - anna sauce
made of ticky tacky. - Ben Hanten
Jose Cuervo 250 Aniversario - http://www.thedieline.com/blog...
Jose Cuervo, the world's oldest maker of tequila, celebrates 250 years with the Jose Cuervo 250 Aniversario bottle. Limited to 495 bottles at a cost of $2,250 each! Hand blown decanters and a custom box. - Ben Hanten
For $2200 dollars it better come with a swimsuit model to do the shots off of. - Tony C (Unrated)
WANT - Chris Heath
So for 250 years, they decided to add an extra 2 in the front of the price? That's not how pricing for a anniversary event is suppose to occur... - manielse (Mark Nielsen)