Okay. Google Instant IS pretty freaking sweet.
tehKenny
hi.
YOU CAN SAVE TWO TO THREE SECONDS ON EVERY SEARCH! AND THE PEASANTS REJOICED!
let the yahoos eat cake
- Gunneh's Gonna Miss Y'all
Re: Quote of the Day - http://shakesville.disqus.com/quote_o...
Sep 8, 2010
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"And now, we have a right and a wrong way to dance. Having a good time: YOUR DOIN IT RONG!"
- tehKenny
A Church planning to burn Qur'ans? Exactly when do we start making extreme stupidity illegal?
I'm kidding, but only barely. Jesus H. Motherfucking Christ in a handbasket with whores.
- tehKenny
illegal?
- Alex Scrivener
Congratulations on being the lucky one millionth person to make this joke. Ugh.
Yeah, we get it. You like your logo. Stop.
THIS SHOULD NEVER HAPPEN.
Kristin of Two Everything
liked this
Ever.
- tehKenny
That's some story your spam folder's tryin' to sell ya!
- Kristin of Two Everything
Goddamnit, she's driving me crazy.
Re: Good Morning! The Democrats Suck! - http://shakesville.disqus.com/good_mo...
Aug 30, 2010
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"Repeat after me: "THEY AREN'T. GOING. TO VOTE. FOR YOU.""
- tehKenny
Your HOLY FUCKING SHIT moment of the day: Wednesday is September.
How the fuck did this happen?
- tehKenny
I'm ready for it! Lindsay's bday. Hockey pre-seaon. NFL. Temperatures under 100F. FUCK YEAH!!
- iTad
Wednesday is September; got it. Wednesday is my birthday. Check. Wednesday is my 65th ?! birthday? Holy Shit.
- m9m, Crone of FriendFeed
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Aug 26, 2010
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"Most people weren't even awake when I knew I was going to have a bad day today."
- tehKenny
Re: This is so the worst thing you're going to read all day. - http://shakesville.disqus.com/this_is...
Aug 24, 2010
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"Ugh. Thank you for that little excerpt. Now I know I could not posibly read that thing even if I wanted to.
I just had a yelling match with my Dad yesterday about being treated like a baby while having to live with them, along with other things. Things that included me using the word "abuse" for the first time around him.
Can't wait to leave him behind and soon."
- tehKenny
I gave the letter to my dad. He was pissed and I don't know how. After re-reading the letter, it's like we just argued over the sum of two plus two.
It's one year to the day since the break up with Jill. I'm still living with my parents. I will consider myself very lucky if I make it through the day without an emotional breakdown.
*hugs* Be good to yourself.
- LB ❤s FF, esp. YOU
Women named Jill are hell on the heart. I know. All the best to you.
- Brian Chang
Watching Hulu at work. Awesome.
Claudia Donovan is the greatest geek character in all of recorded history. True fact.
I wonder what the new "Obligatory Animal or Inamimate Object Made to Look Alive and Intelligent by Means of Computer Graphics Animation" movie is going to be? Anybody know?
Oh wait, I made that jo0ke before I remembered I know what it's going to be. "Yogi Bear"
- tehKenny
Yes, a 3-D CGI version of a Hanna-Barbera cartoon. Y'know, Hanna-Barbera. The ones who drew characters who looked FLATTER THAN THE PAPER THEY WERE DRAWN ON.
- tehKenny
Cars 2, I think.
- Alix May
If you have to explain the Flintstones and the Honeymooners to people, you're not old. They're stupid.
What's been new with tehKenny:
Nothing?
- Alex Scrivener
Not much else, really. Got a hiarcut, lol.
- tehKenny
The Kids in the Hall: come back with a full season or nothing at all. None of this miniseries bullshit. Please, TV needs you.
Hell, COMEDY needs you right now.
- tehKenny
Vampire fans: you have 24 hours to name a vampire scenario that hasn't already been done.
Heh - I think that'd be tough with any sub-genre of monsters. I'd personally like to see a good vampire hard-boiled detective story, or drawing-room mystery, but that's because I prefer those to over-sexed melodrama.
- Jennifer Dittrich
According to Wikipedia, the infectious agent in I Am Legend is bacteria.
- Lo
While you may be intelligent the vast majority of the time, when you are stupid you are the most stupid person I could possibly ever imagine and, unfortunately, it undermines my trust in everything else you've ever told me.
You have to be REALLY, REALLY WRONG to get me on the side of vampire fans. I mean, REALLY.
- tehKenny
Is it because I wore a Tap Out t-shirt to the job interview?
- mindless_cubicle_drone
tehKenny has momentarily come out of retirement to wish nothing but happiness for tehMary Carmen and tehScott and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum.
How the fuck did I manage to GAIN subscribers when I was gone?
- tehKenny
Thank you tehKenny that really does mean a lot, and no not just for the They Live reference. I mean that, thank you.
- Scott. Cat Herder.
Re: This is a real thing in the world. - http://shakesville.disqus.com/this_is...
Aug 12, 2010
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"Why is Adam all tied up and looking like he's ready to be... Oh, that's a rocket. Nevermind."
- tehKenny
Re: Relatively Stupid - http://shakesville.disqus.com/relativ...
Aug 12, 2010
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"I wish I could have Morbo yelling in my head every day. <3 Morbo. "MORBO LOVES YOU, TOO, PESKY EARTHING!"
Also: Christians have constantly tried to claim Einstein as a theist. MORBO CONFUSED!"
- tehKenny
Re: This is a real thing in the world. - http://shakesville.disqus.com/this_is...
Aug 6, 2010
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"True, as I said to Maud, I was avoiding thing "orgasmic". Great, now I can't stop thinking that."
- tehKenny
Re: This is a real thing in the world. - http://shakesville.disqus.com/this_is...
Aug 6, 2010
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"Thank you, Maud. I was AVOIDING trying to say (or even think) that. Oy."
- tehKenny
Re: This is a real thing in the world. - http://shakesville.disqus.com/this_is...
Aug 6, 2010
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"Um... Yogi was laid back and Boo-boo was downright depressed. These two look downright... I don't know what the word is, but it's something a king to manic, though MORE than manic.
Also, what's the point of going through the process of making CGI look THAT FREAKING REAL if the end result just looks like it's some kind of mascot costume. I mean, really.
And 3D for a Hanna-Barbera cartoon? The ones that looked flatter than paper? I loves me some Yogi Bear, but the flatness of the HB cartoons are their sine-qua-non. Even WITHOUT 3D, a CGI version of a HB cartoon, just feels like someone has never actually SEEN one of their cartoons EVER.
ETA: I put WAY too much thought into that."
- tehKenny
