Yes, I am fully aware of the fact that the entire universe exists solely for your benefit. #thingsobamasaystorepublicans
tehKenny
hi.
Can I just point this out right now? The US is fucked.
Listening to: Paul's Boutique. Holy crap, I completely forgot. - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
Dec 8, 2010
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Chrome's new built-in PDF reader was so fast it is deserving of the Holy Fucking Shit award.
Stephen Mack
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A horrifying breast cancer "testimonial" for "holistic" treatment, finale : Respectful Insolence - http://scienceblogs.com/insolen...
Dec 8, 2010
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I have nothing but hate for people who support this kind of quackery and bullshit.
- tehKenny
I care about the national debt. I care about overspending. I care about fiscal responsibility. Goddamnit, that's WHY I'm a Democrat. #justsayin
Oh, and here's my "cartoon character" for that whole Facebook child abuse thingy.
Scoble, Alex Scoble
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So, while I was out, I lost my job at the newspaper, two really good friends are moving away after the first, my ex-gf pretended to be pregnant to be able to move in with the girl I had to hots for and she ruined my chanced of moving in on the same girl I had the hots for. What horror stories have ya'll had?
Wow, nothing like you've had. I'm in job purgatory, but otherwise life is humming along.
- Kenton
none lately - thank goodness
- Dan owns Comicsforge.com
GET BACK ON FRIENDFEED SO I CAN FLIRT WITH YOU!
:D
- VALZONE#SCREWED
you rang....er screamed?
- Mary Carmen
Errrr.... um... Hey baby... ;)
- tehKenny
hey sweetie.
- Mary Carmen
I am a longtime friendfeed user who abandoned FF months ago ended up on reddit and is now having to crawl back to FF because the hivemind that generally rejects famewhoring has gone berzerk over Julian Assange. AMA.
welcome back the door was always opened
- VALZONE#SCREWED
I feel like the theme to Welcome Back, Cotter is FriendFeed's theme, too.
- Kevin L
Hello.
- Derrick
Welcome back!
- Jeff P. Henderson
Dear Mr. Assange: for a person connected to an awful lot of hackers, perhaps someone needs to teach you how to work the "attach" button on your email...
That is unless this is all about fame-whoring or something. If so, carry on.
- tehKenny
Back to friendfeed... at the very least until reddit loses it's raging ten-foot boner for Assange.
Big Joe Silenced
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Alex Scrivener
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Dear America: Quit pretending to like Maroon 5. It was cute at first, everyone but me pretending to like this total musical atrocity. But it's not funny anymore. Stop it right now.
Rob H.
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Lola Bean (Penguin)
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Every time I hear them, I imagine them playing live and some roadie comes up behind the lead singer, taps him on the shoulder and says, "Seriously, dude, disco's dead. You can stop now."
- tehKenny
Cannot stop watching The Onion clips. Send help nao.
Iz too late for u!
- Kevin L
THERE WILL MORE THAN LIKELY BE A MICHAEL JACKSON MMO. YOUR NEXT TWELVE ARGUMENTS ARE INVALID.
"GETTING ALL YOUR WORK DONE BEFORE THE BOSS EVEN SHOWS UP" ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
Sweet!
- LB ❤s FF, esp. YOU
0_o
- tehKenny
i have never worked at a company where there was a finite amount of work. ALWAYS more in the pipeline!
- Big Joe Silenced
Wow, Joe. Well, you see other people have what might be referred to as "non-completely-shitty jobs." They don't advertise as that, but if you know what to look for you can find them.
- tehKenny
UGH. Got a free promotional screener DVD for this new show on Cartoon Network called Tower Prep. Imagine "The Prisoner" for tweens. Really.
Jennifer Dittrich
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At least that's what the first 10 minutes are like.
- tehKenny
Fuck my job.
Only if it buys me flowers first.
- Pete's Got To Go
Thank you, tehKenny, for that insightful commentary.
- tehKenny
Christine O'Donnell makes Sarah Palin look like a fucking genius. That is all.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. There's nothing but cliches. Nothing AT ALL but cliches in this speech. None. Zero. Nothing but cliches. Did she say ANYTHING at all?
- tehKenny
At 2 in the morning, I get up to read that "Katie: Superstar Punani" would "like to sell [her] family" and rent another. All I'm gonna say is that two of those words switched places. That's ALL I'm gonna say.
Anika
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Just Mrs. V
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I just clicked a video about twitter redesigning when I realized "Oh wait, I couldn't give a fuck about that if you paid off my student loans."
Corn growers want High Fructose Corn Syrup to be renamed "Corn Sugar" as HFCS has been linked to obesity. Which brings me to a segment I like to call "Really!?! with FriendFeed"
Really, Corn Growers, Really? You think that putting the word "sugar" in the name is going to make people think you are Healthy? Because, that's right up there with calling it "Corn Toxic Waste". I mean, Really.
- tehKenny
Processed Profit Juice
- Ian May
When people say "Never Forget!", I think of the old vaudevillian punchline "How can I miss you when YOU WON'T LEAVE???"
OH MY GOD. I think I may have heard the worst cover version of a song by a respectable artist ever.
The Eagles "Ol' 55" is a sonic abomination and I want to assassinate them for what they have done.
- tehKenny
Psst... We've secretly replaced tehKenny's grandmother with a Polly Pullstring doll... Let's see if he can tell the difference.
Okay. Google Instant IS pretty freaking sweet.
YOU CAN SAVE TWO TO THREE SECONDS ON EVERY SEARCH! AND THE PEASANTS REJOICED!
let the yahoos eat cake
- Gunneh's Gonna Miss Y'all