tehKenny

Yes, I am fully aware of the fact that the entire universe exists solely for your benefit. #thingsobamasaystorepublicans

Can I just point this out right now? The US is fucked.

Listening to: Paul's Boutique. Holy crap, I completely forgot. - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...

Chrome's new built-in PDF reader was so fast it is deserving of the Holy Fucking Shit award.

A horrifying breast cancer "testimonial" for "holistic" treatment, finale : Respectful Insolence - http://scienceblogs.com/insolen...

I care about the national debt. I care about overspending. I care about fiscal responsibility. Goddamnit, that's WHY I'm a Democrat. #justsayin

Oh, and here's my "cartoon character" for that whole Facebook child abuse thingy.

No comment.

So, while I was out, I lost my job at the newspaper, two really good friends are moving away after the first, my ex-gf pretended to be pregnant to be able to move in with the girl I had to hots for and she ruined my chanced of moving in on the same girl I had the hots for. What horror stories have ya'll had?

GET BACK ON FRIENDFEED SO I CAN FLIRT WITH YOU!

I am a longtime friendfeed user who abandoned FF months ago ended up on reddit and is now having to crawl back to FF because the hivemind that generally rejects famewhoring has gone berzerk over Julian Assange. AMA.

Dear Mr. Assange: for a person connected to an awful lot of hackers, perhaps someone needs to teach you how to work the "attach" button on your email...

Back to friendfeed... at the very least until reddit loses it's raging ten-foot boner for Assange.

Saint Julian Assange is truly a saint. He's performed many miracles, he's been unfairly persecuted and most of his story is bullshit. Goddamnit, I hate reddit. How are ya, friendfeed?

So, what did I miss?

Dear America: Quit pretending to like Maroon 5. It was cute at first, everyone but me pretending to like this total musical atrocity. But it's not funny anymore. Stop it right now.

Cannot stop watching The Onion clips. Send help nao.

THERE WILL MORE THAN LIKELY BE A MICHAEL JACKSON MMO. YOUR NEXT TWELVE ARGUMENTS ARE INVALID.

"GETTING ALL YOUR WORK DONE BEFORE THE BOSS EVEN SHOWS UP" ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!

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UGH. Got a free promotional screener DVD for this new show on Cartoon Network called Tower Prep. Imagine "The Prisoner" for tweens. Really.

Fuck my job.

Christine O'Donnell makes Sarah Palin look like a fucking genius. That is all.

At 2 in the morning, I get up to read that "Katie: Superstar Punani" would "like to sell [her] family" and rent another. All I'm gonna say is that two of those words switched places. That's ALL I'm gonna say.

I just clicked a video about twitter redesigning when I realized "Oh wait, I couldn't give a fuck about that if you paid off my student loans."

Corn growers want High Fructose Corn Syrup to be renamed "Corn Sugar" as HFCS has been linked to obesity. Which brings me to a segment I like to call "Really!?! with FriendFeed"

When people say "Never Forget!", I think of the old vaudevillian punchline "How can I miss you when YOU WON'T LEAVE???"

OH MY GOD. I think I may have heard the worst cover version of a song by a respectable artist ever.

Psst... We've secretly replaced tehKenny's grandmother with a Polly Pullstring doll... Let's see if he can tell the difference.

I need a spanking. Any takers?

Okay. Google Instant IS pretty freaking sweet.

YOU CAN SAVE TWO TO THREE SECONDS ON EVERY SEARCH! AND THE PEASANTS REJOICED!