Dear America: Quit pretending to like Maroon 5. It was cute at first, everyone but me pretending to like this total musical atrocity. But it's not funny anymore. Stop it right now.
Every time I hear them, I imagine them playing live and some roadie comes up behind the lead singer, taps him on the shoulder and says, "Seriously, dude, disco's dead. You can stop now." - tehKenny