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I nab rabbits from evil people. By day I'm a graphic designer turned Law student, an advocate of surrogacy & US adoptions, & frequent FF lurker.
Jess
Seven years later and still the best wedding gift we received: Nutmeg grater (it wasn't even the gift, it was just attached to the bow!)
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They are essential for great eggnog - Alex Scrivener
Mmmm, and Pain Killers. And chicken soup! - Jess
Jess
Is a good deed still a good deed if in retrospect you wish you didn't do it?
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yes - Steve C, Team Marina
yes for them, no for you - Todd Hoff
depends. Did you have to pay tax on it? - Jeff (Team マクダジ )
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I used a quick sugar cookie recipe instead of their chocolate chip dough suggestion and my prebaked brownies were flatter (which spread out nicely to encompass every cookie bite!). - Jess
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Don't tell me that Americans are no longer innovators. My sugar cookie with a brownie baked inside clearly suggests otherwise.
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Foshizzle, Jess! - RAPatton
Jess
Sorry boys, you can't be both a momma's boy AND husband-of-the-year. Besides, husband-of-the-year comes with better fringe benefits.
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Well, let's see...there's no fun vacation nakedness when you've allowed your mother to invite herself to stay in the same room with you. - Jess
But she's your momma too! - RAPatton
Unless you're Oedipus. - Dario Gomez
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Have you ever tried to watch Saturday Night Live sober? Not quite as funny.
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depends on the cast, depends on the era. it's sucked for a long time now. - Big Joe Silenced
At least there's an obvious solution :-) - Todd Hoff
Yeah, Todd, I decided to pour a glass of fast-acting vino ,-) - Jess
Jess
Ended my 4-week running hiatus with a wonderfully chilly 5k. And I can have COFFEE again! It's like Christmas and Prozac all in one day!
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Jess
"The only remaining option was to determine what floor of the high-rise to jump from." (re: Prof discussing Enron solutions in Corp Law)
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Jess
It's officially official: I got a girl knocked-up! (and I'm so proud)
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Congratulations! - RAPatton
congratulations! :) - edythe
Jess
Plus signs are good. Plus signs are GOOD!
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Jess
When an adult says "...bestest idea eVER!" I want to stick a needle in her head to see if she'll deflate.
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I say that all the time. :D I don't think I'll deflate, sadly. - Alix May
I can handle a little cutesy talk sprinkled into the conversation. But it's the adults you can't have a normal conversation with because they're either talking like a four-year-old or delivering lines and waiting for a drum roll after each one, that drive me batty! - Jess
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Greatest invention of all time: ass heaters.
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Taking jobs away from hard working Americans! - RAPatton
Yes. Booty warmers are Good Things. - Kamilah Reed (K. Gill)
Jess
I'll move mountains for the bartender who will pour us a taste of unknown wine before we buy.
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yeah, that's definitely an "i love it when that happens" moment. :) - edythe
Jess
Confirmed: the only way I'll know if something is wrong with my car is if it makes a noise loud enough turning up the radio doesn't fix it.
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i come from a very similar school of car maintenance. mine is much more lax, though. ;) - edythe
Jess
Reading a case citing a decision made in 1540 under King Henry VIII! Apparently marrying your cousin was a no-no ,-)
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They haven't heard this in Stearns County... #insidejoje - WarLord
Well half blood cousins are okay in Cali. - Jess
Jess
Always, always, always, always...ALWAYS, pierce the potato before you bake it in the oven. (yes, kaboom!)
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Because I can! - http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/because...
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Because I can! http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/because...
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I fear it's no coincidence my conservative professor has us reading the Clinton scandal cases on the eve of elections ,-)
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What a jerk - Scoble, Alex Scoble
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Reading constitutional #lawschool cases while dressed as a pirate seems rather appropriate, don't you think? Happy Halloween!
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Arrrr! We the people say pictures or it didn't happen! - RAPatton
Same look as last year, sadly. Babies and weddings prevented the new (authentic!) belly dancing outfit from making an appearance. - Jess
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It's only coincidence that on IVF transfer day I crack 2 double-yolk eggs in a row, yes?
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If you have twins in 40 or so weeks we will revisit this. - RAPatton
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Would like to file Constitutional Law under G (the same place in which I file Math). #lawschool
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Performing a trial run on this baby stuff. She's saying "Admit it. You have NO stinking idea what you're doing." - http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/perform...
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you will figure it out - RAPatton
Jess
Performing a trial run on this baby stuff. She's saying "Admit it. You have NO stinking idea what you're doing." http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/perform...
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Jess
My rabbit is in desperate need of anti-anxiety meds.
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Jess
I have BABIES in petri dishes! Wish them luck!
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Luck! - RAPatton
Jess
After 36 hours of dissecting the US Constitution & its history, I feel the urge to don a powdered wig and petticoat on my way out tonight.
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Jess
Beeping my horn at the gentleman driving the Cadillac with two bullet holes in the trunk was not, in retrospect, a brilliant move.
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Jess
Vanilla Ice is performing on TV. Guess that time wrinkle I dreamt about last night was no dream. (looking for my crimping iron)
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If there was a time wrinkle yo I'll solve it, Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it - RAPatton
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It IS! Here's a better pic: - http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/it-is-h...
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I want one now. - ۳۰ مرغ Loves Y'ALLLLL
He's chewing my gym shoe right now, so perhaps you want to wait ,-) - Jess
She wont leave any shoes for you :) - ۳۰ مرغ Loves Y'ALLLLL
Jess
Don't you wish your bunny could binky like me! - http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/dont-yo...
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Don't you wish your bunny could binky like me! http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/dont-yo...
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