Jess

I nab rabbits from evil people. By day I'm a graphic designer turned Law student, an advocate of surrogacy & US adoptions, & frequent FF lurker.
Please limit your servings of cheese to SIX! (Mooooo!): - http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/please-...
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Wow, you can get a cheese sandwich with a side of burger... do you know which restaurant was this from? - Harold
Arthur's in Hyde Park, Cincinnai, OH. My old favorite hang out when I lived in Cincy. I'm too old to eat like this now...getting soup. But I thought it was funny they changed their menu to limit the cheese. - Jess
Please limit your servings of cheese to SIX! (Mooooo!): http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/please-...
Let it not snow, let it not snow, Let it not snow. (at least until I get the hell out of Cincy)
The first place I'm going now that I finished exam-week-from-hell? Urgent Care! Wooo! (left ear stopped hearing sometime around Sunday)
Hurry, you'll need those ears for oral arguments and late night feedings - RAPatton
Urgent Care WOULD suggest that someone would hurry. But it's a misnomer. - Jess
Last minute exam cram re: divorce defenses: "Connivance, for example, when spouses swap spouses for the night..." Family Law is awesome.
Two little legs, two little arms, one single head, and a strong heartbeat. Best news I've heard in...well, ever!
YAY!!!! - Just Mrs. V
:) - RAPatton
Google thinks I'm getting a divorce. And marrying a polygamist. Who wants a prenup. Meaning...Family Law exam on Thursday. One. Last. Exam.
BMWs should not break down. Ever. (much less during final exam week) This should be a global statute. Punishable by car-battery acid.
I think I can, I think I can, I think I can...
Hell week starts is less than 48 hours, and I have all the essentials. #lawschool - http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/hell-we...
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Good luck! - Todd Hoff
Thanks, I need all the luck I can get this semester! - Jess
Hell week starts is less than 48 hours, and I have all the essentials. #lawschool http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/hell-we...
It's tough getting out of bed when you're not going to Disney World.
This is my new tagline. - Alex Scrivener
If I could meet our founding forefathers, I would CLOBBER them with my over-priced, 20lb Constitutional Law book. Asshats.
Chill, Jess. - RAPatton
I'm destined to end up a crack whore. This stuff is beyond my comprehension. - Jess
Yes, I got lost on my way HOME from my 1st exam. As in, I had to turn on the GPS to find myself lost. Lost on my normal route. #braindead
I somehow ended up by Clark's Fish Camp...eerie place, that is. - Jess
Fight on, Jess, things like directions are superfluous knowledge during exam week - RAPatton
If I spot a cop between now and tomorrow's Criminal Procedure exam, I'm certain to curl into a ball while screaming "NO consentimiento!"
Perhaps, you should just plead no contest - RAPatton
I do NOT consent, I want my lawyer, NO, I will not talk to you. Repeat. (also going to use this tactic on my mother-in-law) - Jess
Yes, my Starbucks order sounds like some secret code language used by underground hobbits. (hate the game, not the player)
Perhaps I need that glass of wine after all.
I was wooed during my run tonight. He had four legs & his tongue was dangling out of his mouth, but he's still the highlight of study week.
I have no idea how this happened, but today I woke up and realized I'm married to Clark Grizwald.
hope its a good thing - VALZONE#SCREWED
Jury is still out. - Jess
Will it be mini apple or mini pecan? Yes. - http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/will-it...
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Will it be mini apple or mini pecan? Yes. http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/will-it...
Switching study tunes from Vivaldi to Tchaikovsky (w/a little Transiberian thrown in). This IS the most exciting part of Con Law today =(
Thanksgiving breakfast, dinner, & desserts are made. Tree is up...house is all jolly. (nope, not procrastinating #lawschool finals a bit).
Somewhere the God of grocery stores is deriving great pleasure watching us bumper-cart around stores after he rearranged all the products.
Can't quite get into the holiday spirit until the neighbors light up their front yard toilet-planter with red and green blinking lights.
Got to love a professor who schedules a meeting during a holiday, then cancels it when he finds better plans. #aloneforthanksgiving
If I had to choose between calculating basic math on a daily basis or diving into toxic waste hourly, I would certainly choose the latter.
"Math is fun" --- Barbie - RAPatton
You better not be calling me Barbie, buster! (tho, I did just spend the day learning how to calculate her monetary interest in the Barbie Dream Home her and Ken shared for 20 years before their divorce) - Jess
Spent the last 72 hours preparing for my Crim Pro exam & all I have to show for it is a desire to throw shoes at the TV during cop shows.
That's would be assualt with deadly fashion - RAPatton
I wouldn't waste a fashionable shoe on Horatio. Or even the '5-O' for that matter ,-) - Jess
Because I needed yet another distraction from studying for finals (thus so do you): http://damnyouautocorrect.com/page...
Robert Klitzman, M.D.: 'Who Made Me?' The Ethical Issues That IVF Families Face - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/robert-...
"These issues are of growing importance since more children are being born using donated eggs and sperm. Of all couples, 10 percent are infertile. Currently, of all births in the U.S., 1 percent use some form of Assisted Reproductive Technology, such as IVF and/or donated gametes. In Denmark, the number has already risen to 7 percent. Eventually, in the U.S. and other Western countries, 10 percent of all births will probably involve these technologies. What exactly should children born using donated eggs and sperm be told? A six- or seven-year-old might be informed merely that, "There are many ways to have a family. A nice man helped us to have you." But many parents don't want to disclose at all, and either remain silent or overtly lie. Given the potential importance of family medical history for disease prevention and treatment, doctors may in certain cases need to override parents' decisions and tell adult offspring themselves." - Jess
Seven years later and still the best wedding gift we received: Nutmeg grater (it wasn't even the gift, it was just attached to the bow!)
They are essential for great eggnog - Alex Scrivener
Mmmm, and Pain Killers. And chicken soup! - Jess
Is a good deed still a good deed if in retrospect you wish you didn't do it?
yes for them, no for you - Todd Hoff
depends. Did you have to pay tax on it? - Jeff (Team マクダジ )