He who buys me multicolor Sharpie pens holds the key to my heart: http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/he-who-...
Feb 10, 2011
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I nab rabbits from evil people. By day I'm a graphic designer turned Law student, an advocate of surrogacy & US adoptions, & frequent FF lurker.
I'm testament that BMW drivers are not the best drivers...so offering us Twitter and Facebook apps via the display monitor? Not so bright.
Feb 9, 2011
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Me: "Cocktail attire? Hmmm..." Husband (in his best Jeopardy voice): "What is...an excuse for my wife to shop." (as if I needed an excuse)
Feb 2, 2011
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Must make effective use of every Mac in the house: - http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/must-ma...
Feb 2, 2011
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Must make effective use of every Mac in the house: http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/must-ma...
Feb 2, 2011
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The word 'surrogate', in context of carrying another's child, doesn't translate well. Rental belly appears universal (& more fun to say!).
Jan 27, 2011
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Eh...rental belly just seem so wrong to me, LOL!!
- #cryptic
It IS a funny term, I like it because it's less clinical. I just didn't want to go down the path of comparing myself to a woman who slices up pregnant women to 'raid' their bellies of babies.
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How many outfits does a baby the size of an apple and still in-utero need? Oh, you'd be surprised ,-)
Jan 26, 2011
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No really, don't let us other drivers interrupt your phone call.
Jan 26, 2011
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How many olives can a martini glass hold if a martini glass should hold olives?
Jan 23, 2011
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Forget a toddler scooter, show me a stroller that converts into a sports car when my child turns 16. THEN I'll be impressed.
Jan 19, 2011
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"I can't wait to talk poop with you" really killed my baby moment.
Jan 15, 2011
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The wireless networks at DC's Dulles...not so polite. Why, same to you, asshat: - http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/the-wir...
Jan 13, 2011
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The wireless networks at DC's Dulles...not so polite. Why, same to you, asshat: http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/the-wir...
Jan 13, 2011
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I do believe I'm the only fool in the law library browsing Posh Tots. #babyfever
Jan 12, 2011
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Happy hour to yoooou! - http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/happy-h...
Jan 7, 2011
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Happy hour to yoooou! http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/happy-h...
Jan 7, 2011
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OH: "There's no time to relax. We're on vacation!"
Jan 3, 2011
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Just before midnight Maui-time, a message-in-the-bottle washed up on shore at my feet. What does it say? - http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/just-be...
Jan 1, 2011
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:)
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Just before midnight Maui-time, a message-in-the-bottle washed up on shore at my feet. What does it say? http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/just-be...
Jan 1, 2011
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It takes skill and hard work to balance a hammock and frozen pineapple drink simultaneously.
Dec 29, 2010
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And you epitomize both, Jess
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No Shaun the Sheep. No Lightening McQueen. No timeshare, NO!
Dec 29, 2010
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Look how awesome I am at this parenting thing: - http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/look-ho...
Dec 24, 2010
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Look how awesome I am at this parenting thing: http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/look-ho...
Dec 24, 2010
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They call it Legoland but anyplace where the people under 3 feet tall outnumber the adults should be called Hell.
Dec 23, 2010
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Poker party! Table full of lawyers. And they say little ole me makes them nervous. (I'm grossly overestimated, but still it's awesome ,-)
Dec 18, 2010
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The Christmas tree is winning. (the lights are brilliant traitors)
Dec 16, 2010
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Something tells me this isn't a quick fix =( - http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/somethi...
Dec 15, 2010
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Something tells me this isn't a quick fix =( http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/somethi...
Dec 15, 2010
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Guy in front of me w/peanut allergy wants to exercise his right to put his seat in my lap. & I have a right to eat peanuts. Tis the season.
Dec 13, 2010
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Please limit your servings of cheese to SIX! (Mooooo!): - http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/please-...
Dec 12, 2010
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Wow, you can get a cheese sandwich with a side of burger... do you know which restaurant was this from?
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Arthur's in Hyde Park, Cincinnai, OH. My old favorite hang out when I lived in Cincy. I'm too old to eat like this now...getting soup. But I thought it was funny they changed their menu to limit the cheese.
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Dec 12, 2010
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