Surrogacy made my dreams come true. Now, a giant step back: Surrogacy scam targeted surrogates as well as couples: http://t.co/li2MfPA
Aug 17, 2011
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Jess
I nab rabbits from evil people. By day I'm a graphic designer turned Law student, an advocate of surrogacy & US adoptions, & frequent FF lurker.
I'm sorry, Twitter. I traded you in to keep a journal about daily poop, formula feedings, and nap times. It's been gloriously exhausting!
Aug 16, 2011
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The guy in front of me is streaming video on his Verizon phone and at the same time my AT&T phone lags to load even Twitter. #fail
May 17, 2011
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Todd Hoff
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Mrs. Alix May
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Pants on Fire! Pants on Fire! Pants on Fire! #KYderby
May 7, 2011
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yeah I was yelling for Pants too.
- VALZONE#SCREWED
Just made myself a cup of coffee (to sustain studying) and when I sat back down and took a drink it was a glass of WINE! Mind over matter?
May 4, 2011
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Your subconscious knows best :-)
- Todd Hoff
Sign reads: FOOD. GAS. 24 HOUR MASSAGE. (yep, that pretty much sums up Florida zoning in one neon sign)
May 2, 2011
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Kicking legal citation's a$$ with the help of Florence + The Machine.
Apr 27, 2011
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My birthday will not fall on Easter again until 2095. About the same amount of time it takes a Peep to expire.
Apr 25, 2011
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There's a crazy man standing over a tree in a cherry-picker wielding a chainsaw attached to a pole. Only thing crazier? I married that man.
Apr 19, 2011
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Dear world, if you tell me to 'just adopt' please apply that to everyone, not just me because I suffer from infertility. #resolve
Apr 16, 2011
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Approaching a neighbor girl & saying "Hey, how much do you charge an hour?" has new meaning when you're 7 months pregnant.
Apr 15, 2011
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NOW, @facebook has blocked me from the temporary account I set up to get help for my hacked account because 'You may have two accounts'!?!?
Apr 14, 2011
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Facebook & Gmail hacker: Did you have to pick TODAY? The biggest paper of my life is due tonight. I have research stored on those sites!
Apr 13, 2011
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Sorry, friends. I've been hacked and hacked good. Every account but this is gone =( (and I give them an hour to find this one)
Apr 13, 2011
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I am so sorry Jess! *hugs*
- Shevonne
@Jess, sorry that was another reminder to myself that I'm overdue for updating passwords. :(
- CAJ was here
HELP!!!!!!!!!!! - http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/help
Apr 13, 2011
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- Jess
I think your posterous has been hacked-ish
- RAPatton
"And now a word from the devil." (he says while glancing pointedly at his mother-in-law)
Apr 2, 2011
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Is that her http://worldofwonder.net/2011... ?
- RAPatton
Almost as frightening.
- Jess
It's as if my writing cursor is mocking me today. Blink, blink, blink... Stop BLINKING or I'll freeze you in a screen shot!
Apr 1, 2011
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Morton Fox
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You're wicked, Jessica Rabbit
- RAPatton
I have my moments.
- Jess
But soon you will have your sweet little girl
- RAPatton
Twas a dark & stormy morning, and all through the house, not one bum was stirring, not even the one nestled under the covers and VERY late!
Mar 31, 2011
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You say "Networking", I say "Stalking". Tomato, Tom-ah-to.
Mar 29, 2011
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Have an overwhelming urge to play in the park, then watch Bambi 3x in a row. Hurry up Lilly! (we need to expedite this pregnancy process)
Mar 27, 2011
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Spring Break 2011. Woooooo! For a 32 year old #lawschool student that means a shot of lemoncello and........zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Mar 11, 2011
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Hazards of surrogacy: grandma tells her friends you're 5 months pregnant with her 1st great grandkid & you salute her w/your glass of wine.
Feb 25, 2011
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Todd Hoff
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VALZONE#SCREWED
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Today began with birds mocking me, an angry, recently evicted mailbox snake & a bunny-chewed law book. Icing on a super crappy day. TGIT!
Feb 24, 2011
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Sorry, her ability to hear me is not nearly as impressive as her body-bending yoga skills! - http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/sorry-h...
Feb 23, 2011
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- Jess
Sorry, her ability to hear me is not nearly as impressive as her body-bending yoga skills! http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/sorry-h...
Feb 23, 2011
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(Bambi is coming to Blu-Ray! Bambi, Bambi, Bambi!!!!) Okay, carry-on.
Feb 23, 2011
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Great so I can see his mother get shot in hi-def??
- Yolanda
*KERSPLUTCH*
- Big Joe Silenced
OH: "When your wife starts looking hotter than your mistress, it's time to reevaluate."
Feb 18, 2011
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Promised my shepherds I would get them stupid-drunk off Yuengling before adding them to my shepherd's pie. I keep my promises ,-)
Feb 14, 2011
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When I drank, Yeungling was my favorite
- COMPLICATED MR. NOODLE
It makes an amazing gravy. Keeps all the flavor, but I'm guessing the alcohol burns off.
- Jess
I release the founder of my imagination. The man who reconvinced me Santa exists, who kept my nose hidden in his breast pocket. RIP gramps!
Feb 12, 2011
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He who buys me multicolor Sharpie pens holds the key to my heart: - http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/he-who-...
Feb 10, 2011
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- Jess
He who buys me multicolor Sharpie pens holds the key to my heart: http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/he-who-...
Feb 10, 2011
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I'm testament that BMW drivers are not the best drivers...so offering us Twitter and Facebook apps via the display monitor? Not so bright.
Feb 9, 2011
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RAPatton
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