Sorry boys, you can't be both a momma's boy AND husband-of-the-year. Besides, husband-of-the-year comes with better fringe benefits.
Well, let's see...there's no fun vacation nakedness when you've allowed your mother to invite herself to stay in the same room with you. - Jess
But she's your momma too! - RAPatton
Unless you're Oedipus. - Dario Gomez