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I nab rabbits from evil people. By day I'm a graphic designer turned Law student, an advocate of surrogacy & US adoptions, & frequent FF lurker.
Jess
This is how you cope with a group of 12 year-old dance-happy girls. (Here's hoping my future children are boys): - http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/this-is...
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Jess
This is how you cope with a group of 12 year-old dance-happy girls. (Here's hoping my future children are boys): http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/this-is...
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What I learned teaching Wakeboard camp: 12 year-old girls are taller than me. AND wear a larger bra size. Also, they think sing...a lot.
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I'm baking FIVE trays of brownies! Now who wants to be my friend ,-)
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ME! - Melly #FForever
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Perhaps it's now time to think of pie...I know I do... - Todd Hoff
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I need an antidote to combat the type-A people in my life. Or a restraining order.
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Set them against each other :-) - Todd Hoff
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Someone spent the night shopping with my credit card. And they didn't invite me. How rude!
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Did they buy anything interesting? - RAPatton
Oddly enough, books and school supplies. I could have done THAT! Why not something interesting like psychedelic giraffes or services from over-aged street performers? - Jess
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Just spent an hour reading a page of text and I STILL am unsure if it's written in English. #lawschool is playing hard-to-get tonight.
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But when you get one that is playing hard to get, it is all the sweeter - RAPatton
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E says researching surrogacy insurance messes with his golf game. Repeat: the man avoiding fertility shots & PREGNANCY is inconvenienced.
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Mumford & Sons has replaced my Bon Iver addiction. Which is good, since the latter refuses to sing me new songs.
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There are better addictions, give the new Arcade Fire a spin - RAPatton
I DO like the new Arcade Fire. BUT there's something seductive about Bon Iver that M&S has...can't explain it. - Jess
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Just murdered 3 dozen little neck clams via a pot of boiling water. My growling tummy made me do it.
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Naked family members are NOT okay. Repeat.
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Negotiating a contract with my baby-momma while we shop. This is how the world should go 'round.
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Yo, baby momma; you give my baby, you get cash and fertilized egg. Deal? Yo, peace out - RAPatton
Jess
Just days before the good doc creates our baby, Grandma Hoffman (96!) passes. Bittersweet. But a good omen. We're reincarnation-friendly.
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That's a lovely though; Good luck to you and E, and may Grandma Hoffman rest in peace - RAPatton
Jess
Am so excited my neighbor parked in the driveway instead of the lawn! To celebrate, I should give them a plant potted in an old toilet, no?
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I would think you'd be used to it by now - RAPatton
No. Never get used to seeing someone park in the front lawn. The kicker is that they don't seem redneck. And they clearly don't think there's anything odd about it. - Jess
When we lived in Charlotte we rented a duplex in Myers Park which was a very upscale are of town, and low and behold their would be pickup trucks on the lawns of mansions. - RAPatton
Jess
Sharpie Pens are a hot commodity in my law school library. Arm casts will be the next hot item if people continue to 'borrow' my sharpies.
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I love those pens. I just hate how they "walk off". - That's So CAJ!
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E and I make beautiful martinis together.
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:) - RAPatton
Jess
Poker night with lawyers, monsignor, a grandma and me...the blond. There's a joke in there somewhere.
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Last color I'd wear to watch a bull fight: red.
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E just came to me and said "It's official, we're having a baby!" Apparently he thinks fatherhood is a .pst file named 'baby'.
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You can't blame E for being excited. This is a big deal! - RAPatton
Jess
A conundrum of #lawschool: We get to discuss #prop8 with a professor & engaged student minds! Sleep-deprived, just-give-me-exam-tips minds.
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What did you guys talk about? Sounds interesting. - Todd Hoff
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Yes, this can be rationalized to death, but any case that gets to court, much less Sup Ct is never going to be black and white. I think the cool thing about the Perry case is that the court, by making marriage a fundamental right, ensured the people cannot vote AWAY that right. - Jess
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Among or Amongst? Really, need English be so complicated?
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Proof I'll make a dubious parent: A toddler just spotted me using a knife to pry off the baby-proof 'plug' in a wall outlet.
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Jess
Time keeps on tick'n, tick'n...
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But where does it tick to? - Alex Scrivener
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I'll never be able to tell my future kids that I brought them into this world but I CAN say I took 9 shots a day for them.NINE shots a day!
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You can do it!!! - RAPatton
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RT @GoogieBaba: I'm so sick of Eat Pray Love. So she got a divorce and fucked her way through Europe. That's a porno not literature.
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Exactly - RAPatton
Preach it! - Alex Scrivener
Wait, that's what the movie is about? Be right back... - Mike Nayyar
Jess
The only REAL reason to check bags is when traveling to a dry county w/a suitcase full of rum bottles (also entices someone to pick you up)
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When the gal making your coffee scowls at your order so much you worry about the saliva-to-espresso ratio, you know you're back in FL.
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After a weekend of wine tasting and two straight mimosa brunches, my liver is pushing AA brochures at me.
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Death by trolley wasn't on my life-list. But a blond can only be expected to look in so many directions.
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Jess
My teeth are purple. Sign of a good tasting day!
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Jess
A sun-dappled 3-Cab lunch is my kind of afternoon. Happy Friday: - http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/a-sun-d...
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cosign and maybe even tangent - RAPatton
Jess
A sun-dappled 3-Cab lunch is my kind of afternoon. Happy Friday: http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/a-sun-d...
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