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I nab rabbits from evil people. By day I'm a graphic designer turned Law student, an advocate of surrogacy & US adoptions, & frequent FF lurker.
Jess
A sun-dappled 3-Cab lunch is my kind of afternoon. Happy Friday: - http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/a-sun-d...
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cosign and maybe even tangent - RAPatton
Jess
A sun-dappled 3-Cab lunch is my kind of afternoon. Happy Friday: http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/a-sun-d...
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I dreamed a shark attacked me as I sat on a surf board eating Ramen noodles. Terrifying because I swore I was past the Ramen stage in life.
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No Cal's quirky weather system is reeking havoc on my nifty carry-on system. Pick a weather team and stick with it, will you?
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Jess
So is "I think I'm falling in love with you" the new "I'm in love with you"? Weak.
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Genius just recommended Cougar Pop Volume 1 to me. And with that, I'm no longer an Apple fangirl.
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Behold my bolognese. Homegrown tomatoes, basil, & oregano. Even milked Bessie myself (okay, maybe not): - http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/behold-...
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Good work, Jess - RAPatton
Jess
I should be concerned that I'm increasingly relying on a coin toss to make decisions. But then Lincoln was much smarter than me.
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I only trust George Washington to make my decisions for me. I find Lincoln doesn't always finish the job. Also, a quarter looks better spinning in the air. - Alex Scrivener
Jess
"I'm a special agent for the Federal Bureau of Investigation...no really."
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Jess
My server just gave the wrong people our credit card and they left with it. My iPhone found their cell number lickity-split. I love tech!
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After dealing with 2 NASTY customer service reps, I proceeded to bitch out the next NICE rep. Proving frowns go 'round! TGIF.
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Jess
Grammar gurus, please help: "my education and experience makes me..." or "my education and experience make me..."?
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The latter, I believe. - ɐ ɯıʞ sıɹɥɔ
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Ah, the irony... - Bren
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After tackling both the DMV & Post Office today, I'd rather pay back every dime of school loans than get them free working for the gov.
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Jess
Chocolate pineapple upside-down cake, you soothe my tortured soul.
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Jess
After the many decades & paychecks I devoted to Victoria Secret could they at least grow old with me? No more 80s Breakfast Club clothes!
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That reminds me, I have a free panty coupon I want to use - Just Mrs. V
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Acid rinse? Really? Blarg.... - Just Mrs. V
Jess
Can't say that last exam performance deserved two exclamation points. One, perhaps. Defeating to devote so much time to one (!). #lawschool
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Poison Ivy and tomorrow's 3-hour final exam don't play well together.
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Jess
"Oral communications are worth the paper they are written on." True that ,-)
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Tonight's 'fun' brought to me by Broken Bells. I could be in love with this album OR it could be the wine. 50/50 chance.
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It's a solid album - RAPatton
Jess
Today I realized 1) somehow I grew up & 2) I've forgotton what it's like to be a kid. Luckily because of #1 I can drink this sad news away!
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One of the kids I volunteered for today asked me if I was going swimming with them. I said 'No. I didn't bring my suit'. He scrunched his nose at me and said 'Well you're not going to swim anyway. I'M going to swim and your going to watch ME jump!' ha! I sort of remember wanting the adults to 'watch me' do stuff. - Jess
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Secured no less than 9 marriage offers at today's story reading. May consider flipping my hubby for the 9 yr old promising lifetime coffee.
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There are just some things you should never know about a cookie. Calorie count tops the list.
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The Fountain of Youth is right down the street from me but I'm greedy. I need the Fountain of Legal Smarts to ace my final exam next week.
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Black deodorant. ALMOST a good idea. A good blond moment, instead.
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Plaid-shorts-wearing men carting guitars are to Nashville what glitter-wearing blondes holding mop dogs are to LA.
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The secret to a happy weekend is to make a list of everything you've already done and cross each item off one by one. I cheat.
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"make a list of everything you've already done and cross each item off one by one. I cheat." - I read as " make a list of everyone you've already done and cross each one off one by one. I cheat." hehehe - Peter Dawson
Yeah, well that would make for a happy weekend too ,-) - Jess
Jess
If I could go back in time and tell my younger self one thing it would be to buy only the same type of matching socks.
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In a sad attempt to upsell, the wax tech pointed to my face and said "You ugly". I DO hope she was talking to my eyebrows.
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Ha - RAPatton
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Reading storybooks to elementary kids. They can smell my fear.
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12 years of sweat achieving the perfect work experience and I just murdered most of it to create the perfect 1-page legal resume. Booooo.
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You can always say you were in a coma before the thought of becoming a lawyer popped into your head and awakened you once more :-) - Todd Hoff
I think a coma would be more interesting to a non-profit than my ACTUAL work experience! Although, when people hear 'graphic designer' they get funny thoughts in their head about glorious websites and billboards. - Jess
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I dearly love mojitos but they severely inhibit my productivity.
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58 people in line at the post office. Miss Attitude blatantly cuts in front of me, smirks, & drops her keys. What would YOU do?
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Say "Excuse you, but the line is THAT way" and point out the obvious - Shevonne
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I once had someone actually come up to me (I had made it to the front of the line) and declare that he was in a BIG hurry and would I just be a sweetie and let him go next. I indicated everyone behind me in line and said, "I wouldn't presume to speak for the other 15 people in line, so if you show me that everyone else in line has given you permission to cut in front of them, then I'll CONSIDER it." - vicster.
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