My new revised cover letter: "Dear Manager, Just accept that you will hire me. If you don't, I'm going to start my own sex shop and drive you out of business. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. Sincerely, Lo."
John (bird whisperer),
Derrick,
Arlan K.,
WoH: Professor MOTHRA,
Outsanity,
Joe "The Anvil" Pierce,
Heather,
Jenny,
RAPatton,
Bren,
Jonathan Hardesty,
Steven Perez,
chrisofspades,
VALZONE#SCREWED,
Steve C, Team Marina,
rowlikeagirl,
Robbè,
Glenn Slaven,
Just Mrs. V,
Alfredo 亜瑠布れっど,
Ha3rvey (on hiatus),
Sally - Skyrimmin' It,
Tamara, #TeamMarina,
Michael W. May,
Sir Shuping is just sir,
and
Lola Bean (Penguin)
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Can't miss. :D
- Steven Perez
Can you call your store "Gettin' Lo?"
- Jonathan Hardesty
Two things are crystal clear to me: I am exactly what they're looking for even if they don't know it yet, and I really really really REALLY hate the job-getting process. So much. I mean, I know no one likes it, but DAMN. I have issues.
- Lo
Jon, done. You can have a 20% discount
- Lo
***love it***
- RAPatton
Can I work at your store? I'm really into organizing things!
- Heather
Okay, I will shop at your store forever. :)
- Jonathan Hardesty
Heza, you're hired. On the condition that you do NOT give me a resume & cover letter. I don't want to read that shit. Just show up and make me glad I hired you.
- Lo
Can I have a job at the store too? I can be the guy at the counter who has to take the vibrator out of the box and show you that it works so you don't try to return it.
- Joe "The Anvil" Pierce
*raises hand* oooh, and I'll be your product demonstration girl
- Sally - Skyrimmin' It
You could have classes!
- That's So CAJ!
Done! :)
- Heather
Ha, there will definitely be classes!
- Lo
Can I be a greeter?
- Outsanity
Alternate store names: Down-Lo, Lo-Down, Lo Expectations, Lo Blow.
- Michael R. Bernstein
Outsanity, you're hired.
- Lo
"Lo Expectations" would actually be a brilliant title for my memoirs, if I wrote them. Thanks, Michael!
- Lo
Awesome! I'm trying to think of what my curriculum would cover...
- Lo
69 101
- Joe "The Anvil" Pierce
Pole dance class? Only slightly related but pleeeeeeeeease!! ^_^
- Heather
Hilariously, I was looking at the mini-classes offered to the public at the university union, and pole dancing was one of them. 69 101 is a good course title, although I find 69 is a bit problematic... I came up with a preferred alternate position, 67. Though I did recently have an idea for a competitive form of 69 that addresses some of the problems with it.
- Lo
I am just waiting for someone to ask me to elaborate... lol
- Lo
Please, enlighten us on both the 67 and the competative 69..and how do you know who wins?
- Joe "The Anvil" Pierce
bonus points for a photographic explanation
- Joe "The Anvil" Pierce
Jbug is so right :D 67 came about because with a major height difference between partners, 69 is very difficult so it's hardly even fun, if not impossible. I also preferred manual to oral stimulation at the time, so 67 is when the lady performs oral while the gentleman manually stimulates her.
- Lo
The main problem with 69 is that when you're receiving that sort of stimulation, it's rather difficult to perform it. Generally if one partner is doing well, the other is slacking, or it's too hard to concentrate. This was a source of frustration for a while, until I had nice open communication with a partner and we acknowledged the difficulties. This led to embracing the conundrum rather than bewailing it. The goal is to do so well that your partner is unable to continue performing. Yes, everyone wins.
- Lo
*relikes post*
- Heather
I actually have yet to get around to trying competitive 69, and now this post has got me rethinking my evening... :P
- Lo
Of course, LogEx. And written, but I'm still working out the logistics on that :D
- Lo
This thread just keeps getting better and better...
- Lo
You guys are terrible, the bf has a talk to give tomorrow and now I'm going to be trying to get in his pants all night. *tries and fails to look angry*
- Lo
If you're going to try all night, it would save him time to get go for it straight away.
- Heather
Thank you, I will be sure to use that argument. Logic works on these math types.
- Lo