Johnny

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Tip For Dog Owners: Lock up your dogs and block their ears. Tony Abbott's speech today will be the highest pitch of whistle. #auspol
Tip For Dog Owners: Lock up your dogs and block their ears. Tony Abbott's speech today will be the highest pitch of whistle. #auspoI
Somewhere is the world a whole bunch of people are gathered to watch people play video games in a theatre. The nerds won. #Win #LetsPlayLive
In an effort to save resources, I'm now re-categorising "ignorant assholes" and "just plain assholes" as "Fuckwits who waste resources".
My favourite type of #GamerGate'r are those who aggressively and threateningly try to bully and shout down reports of aggression and threats
Sounds like my toddler arguing with me about whether or not she's grumpy at the moment. - Brian Johns
Yeah... wow... Apparently you have to prove your geekiness prior to commenting on our local pop culture convention and their decisions.
That's weird. - Eric @ CS Techcast
Regardless of your views of David Hicks' actions, the rule of law and justice is the big picture. It should never be compromised. #AusPol
RT @markdistef: U.S. Military Court Overturns Terrorism Conviction Of Australian Guantanamo Inmate http://www.buzzfeed.com/davidma... http://t.co/hd26ra7Ckl
When I eventually open my BBQ meat restaurant, I shall name it "The Wonky Tong" http://instagram.com/p...
How....? - Stephen Mack
The moment when the only massage oil sold in the shop is made by a condom brand and EVERY other item in your cart is judged by the clerk.
Beards: Nature's hand pillow. http://t.co/OXDWNVzXsj
RT @jjdodders: THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE BEST GIF. http://t.co/P8WiOBGisT
I wanted it to last another second or two longer and show the cat going "I travelled through snow and rain, now where is my food!" - Sir Shuping is just sir
Quick Tip: If you're the Best Man and the bucks night you're planning for the groom is a SECRET, probably best to mention that IN THE MESSAGE you sent to me and my dad... because, you know... we talk to the groom every day as his soon to be future brother and father in law. We're in the poop now for divulging a secret we didn't know WAS a secret.
RT @rlworthington: Look at our buzzy beešŸ@jworthington http://t.co/C7sxzCbtoC
Team #AspirationalCheese is coming for you MND. Prepare to be thoroughly sweated on. @everydayhero #everythingcounts https://mufmnd2015.everydayhero.com/au...
Awesome catch by Steve Smith. The ball was bowled at ~135kph (~85mph) and was travelling about 100kph (60 mph) when it left the bat. No glove. Two hands. Cricket. http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Insane. - Brent Schaus
RT @legojurassic: Thatā€™s one way to make a big impression. LEGO Jurassic World, coming in June. #LEGOJurassicGame http://t.co/ivblsEjSQM
Leftover Saturday roast chicken carcass is now Sunday morning homemade chicken stock. @ Theā€¦ http://instagram.com/p...
RT @gautamverma23: Only cheat codes can save this match for England now. #AUSvsENG
Basically me and @RLWorthington. Love you Rae. http://t.co/SVZGhiiexM
This show is basic dog whistle punditry. No subtly. #pmlive
If "No deals" was just a Campbell Newman thing and a new leader means a new direction, by definition the LNP in QLD have NO policies #auspol
RT @caitlingrover: Scott Morrison should be thanked and Gillian Triggs should be ashamed = how you end up with a knighted Prince Philip. #auspol #libspill
I watch the Big Bang Theory. If you'd like to lodge an opinion on my taste, please address it to PO Box 0, Dontgiveafuck Rd, Idontknow 80083
The name of this product delights Georgia and I more than is rationally appropriate. No doubt she isā€¦ http://instagram.com/p...
This story is still a powerful glue to stick me back together when feeling broken. http://instagram.com/p...
... and the Deaths At Sea excuse is akin to saying "now no one gets run over crossing the road to the shelter" #AusPol
Our Asylum Seeker policy is akin to claiming we've solved domestic violence because we've blocked the door to the women's shelter #auspol
At this stage I'd take a good, stable and functioning government that I deeply disagree with rather than the one we have now #AusPol
I know the feeling... - lris
Dear LNP members, I don't think ANY Australian except 1 would think you disloyal for another #libspill. You would be heralded by all #AusPol
I wonder if Tones knows he's gone so he's just going for the lowest numbers possible before he's dumped. #AusPol