Micah

Developer, etc (mostly the etc part) http://wittman.org, http://wfcalc.com, http://bebepool.com
RT @jonnysun: LIFE HACK: give ur next child a normal name ME: are u still mad that ur mother and i named u Life Hack
*falls over* - Anika
RT @n1k0: BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER'S HEAD http://t.co/qQdk60c7k0
RT @lraitt: Those who don't like to be referred to as "feminists" - this is the way it used to be. #InternationalWomensDay http://t.co/TLLVKW79WG
"Not to loiter in downtown ice cream stores." Well that's just prudent. If you want wholesome, educational ice cream, you go uptown. - Mark Trapp
Taking partial issue with Joe: It wouldn't have looked like Courier (a typeface designed in 1955, mostly for computer printing)...but it *would,* if typed, have been monospaced like Pica or Elite. That is clearly proportional type, thus either typeset (quite possible) in 1923 or a recent hoax. - walt crawford
[Canada tax form] "Are you claiming scientific research and experimental development expenses?" — "Well, I spend time reading @neiltyson tweets on twitter, so... Yes? Definitely YES."
Add emotional duress expenses from Pluto being demoted to a dwarf planet. - Mark Trapp
Experimental development expenses? Does that include the ones in the back of the fridge? - April Russo (FForever!)
My cup of coffee grows cold—I need to get ahead of this scandal.
The gerund vs. participle of the daylight "saving(s)" fight is about as productive as changing wall clock time semi-annually. So anyway(s)…
The button pressing incantation required to turn off Alarm 1 or 2 on a Bose Wave Machine is straight up redic.
"I Hate Myself Because I Don't Work For BuzzFeed" - The Awl - http://www.theawl.com/2015...
"I just… I hate this—my life. I hate living where I do (where literally every other media person lives, take a guess). I hate the media’s culture. I hate the media in general. I didn’t used to but working in it for the last few years has taught me to. I mean this business is so fucked up and I don’t understand how anyone could say otherwise… unless they work at BuzzFeed where literally everything is perfect and the industry is in great shape because you get free shit, never get fired, traffic is always going up, and the money never ends. But at the same time, I majored in this (journalism) and basically became obsessed with this to the point where I don’t know how to do anything else, and I’d certainly NEVER want to work in advertising or PR where it’s probably even worse. I don’t even know what else I’m interested in though. I just know that I devoted my life to a craft I hate and to a business that’s corrupt, insane, insensitive, sexist, and demeaning (unless you work for…)." - Micah
RT @berinszoka: Some dismiss #privacy saying they have nothing to hide I don't accept that argument from anyone wearing clothes -@JoshFairfield #SCUHTLI
Wait, so "Chapie" isn't a Charlie Chaplin biopic by M. Night Shyamalan starring Jon Lovitz? Fascinating.
RT @glennf: I’m having a meeting to protest Daylight Saving Time. Meet me Sunday at 2:01 a.m.
RT @pourmecoffee: I can't stop laughing at this ad. In the 1950s, 7-Up sold itself as good for babies http://www.urbanghostsmedia.com/2015... http://t.co/2mSxBit2Rf
RT @astrokatie: @SwiftOnSecurity And many also don't know it was a job held almost entirely by women.
RT @felixsalmon: Awesome comment on my Slate column about the $100 million ego of David Geffen http://www.slate.com/article... http://t.co/G7bnTmZy6u
What year is the oldest coin you possess?
I have a one year old Bitcoin - Todd Hoff
RT @doctorow: English mispronunciations that became common usage http://boingboing.net/2014... http://t.co/kaPVQkxV76
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When I was a young lad it seemed like you'd buy a pair a headphones every 4-5 years. Now it's like bi-monthly.
RT @iamkanen: Probably my favorite bathroom (WC) sign ever. Discovered this week in SF with @JohnDeSanto while having pizza. http://t.co/bJQkh6LlZ2
Presently:
Angel One! - Hookuh Tinypants
Riker out! - Micah
"Numba One. Form an away team." - DB, Lil LB's Dad
Ohhhhhhhh – so THAT'S who played Wesley. Wonder whatever happened to him, right?
He's big on Twitter. :-) - DB, Lil LB's Dad
I think he plays board games in his basement now. - That's So CAJ!
My most despised character. - Mo Kargas
I can't be the only one who reads some mention of Panera and thinks Pantera instead.
Or maybe it's just me. - Micah
Sealed You in Brick by Brick Steak & White Cheddar - Micah
RT @liamdevlincasey: On TTC: Man: "I want to start an after-school program for kids where they can do nothing." Woman: "Nothing?" M: "Nothing." W: "Interesting."
RT @ristolable: age 15: I can be anything! age 25: I can be several things age 45: I can't believe this hot water heater isn't working. It's brand new
RT @substack: we've hit peak framework
RT @cradock: Harrison Ford Crashes Plane on Golf Course, Makes Kessel Run in Less than 12 Par Sixes.
I used to be a night person. Not sure that's true anymore. Hard to admit that to myself, but it really is about ethics in diurnalism.
I am still a night person and yet I am waking up earlier each year. This is another sign of old age I am told and it is pissing me off. - Friar Will
Yeah, I think I'm getting old too. - Micah
Only reason I'd want to be POTUS: that perfect moment in oval office to shout back "No one puts baby in the corner!" … Oval. AM I RIGHT?👏
RT @csoghoian: Canadian intelligence agency use My Little Pony graphic in classified slide deck. Yep. Brony spies. http://t.co/Onke30KMSI