Mary Carmen

It's all fun and games till someone gets hit with a stapler.
BAKING ALL THE THINGS
Everything must go in the mouth. Everything.
Omni per os - Stephen Mack
I hate the fact that when asked for three words to describe me as a person/friend, my immediate responses were all negative.
I've been tagged to do it, too. I'll need to dig deep. - The Other Yvonne
1. Bad 2. Mama 3. Jama. You're welcome. - Corinne L
MC, creative, loyal, protective, generous, and thoughtful, come to mind when I think of you. - Tamara J. B.
Lunch time poll topic: do you pronounce the words Mary, merry and marry differently?
In my head I do .. Not so sure about my mouth. - Shannon - GlassMistress
Head pats for everyone.
May I have another, please? - MoTO Boychick Devil
Thanks, MC. I needed that. - MoTO Boychick Devil
I would pay good money to be able to go back to bed for the next 3 hours.
*offers to babysit for free so that you can go sleep* - Sir Shuping is just sir
Me too, MC. Meeeee tooooozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz - vicster.
My bread is "slap my ass and call me, Shirley" good!
Oh, how I love afternoon nap time.
Me too. I got mine in today as well. - Julian
Seriously. Once my boys stop napping, I'll need to sneak them in when they're at school. =) - The Other Yvonne
I spent 30 minutes this afternoon listening to this toy say, "Peek a boo! I see you!" over and over and over and over and over and over. I get some sort of prize for not punting it out the back door, right?
yes, yes you do. my little brother used to have a furby and we got so tired of it that i stuck it in the kitchen cabinet. - Sir Shuping is just sir
This chiro is gonna have to work a serious miracle this morning.
Obama looks so old.
I was noticing that recently. I remember thinking that late in Clinton's presidency, too. - John (bird whisperer)
If I had to deal with the same clowns dealing the same BS every freaking day, I'd look around 90 myself. - Steven Perez
I think that's just what happens to dudes at that age. Look at GWB. He was an exercise fiend and he pretty clearly did not give a shit about anything policy-wise and he still aged pretty hard while in office. - Andrew C (✔)
It's the massive stress of the presidency + natural aging process. - Corinne L
Back on the IBS meal plan.
Gah. I hope things settle down. Do you take anything for the cramps? - Pete's Got To Go
I take a lot of papaya. - Mary Carmen
And now Lauren Bacall.....what a week....and it's only Tuesday.
It was time to join Humphrey - Monaca di V.le Monza
I don't understand why someone has not yet set Matt Walsh on fire. http://themattwalshblog.com/2014...
I've never heard of this toolbag before, but I'm annoyed he shares the same name with the comedian Matt Walsh. - Andrew C (✔)
Good grief! I couldn't even get through the article. - vicster.
HOLY SHIT NO WAY - Stephen Mack
So sad :( - Jen
And she has figured out how to climb up the stairs.
Danger, Will Robinson! - Big Joe Silenced
Next will be learning the booty bump to get down the stairs. She's quite advanced, though, so that's aiming way too low. Maybe you should get her jail breaking cell phones & repairing broken tablets. She could earn her college tuition before the age of 3. - Corinne L
Another observation from today: I can't believe how many people can't spell the word "ancestry" when I'm asked to give my address.
What is that ? - alireza6211
Susquehanna is such a pretty word, but yeah, it's a tough one to spell. Same with Shenandoah. - Corinne L
Why do strangers feel the need to touch my child? It seems so impolite.
How about you ? You dont like touch cute babies or kiss them ? - alireza6211
I say we bomb Italy. - Eivind
New cal-king bed, BOOYAH!
The only trouble with a Cal-king bed (we've owned them for decades) is that your choice of sheets &c. can be somewhat limited, especially from places like LLBean, who've never heard of Cal-king. - walt crawford
Target has awesome sheets. The high performance cotton and the organic cotton are wonderful. - Mary Carmen
I have one completely unpacked kitchen, a sorta put together nursery and a train wreck in the rest of the house. #moving
I love my husband because he doesn't get mad when I give the homeless guy outside Target $20.
It is your money and you can spend it however you want ? Is it ? - alireza6211
yup - Mary Carmen
My husband gets cranky when I give $20 that's tax deductible to a regular charity - Christina Pikas
I hear that Scott guy is pretty cool. - Steven Perez
Life is good. Life is good. Life is good. You'll never hear me saying that becoming a SAHM was a bad decision. I'm having *the best* time with M.
Wednesday, Wednesday.....la la la la la.
Can't trust that day... - Hedgehog
Rapidly approaching the "fuck it, shit is just being swept into boxes" stage of packing.
there are worse places to be. - Jenica
yes, I am not at the "let's set it all on fire" stage yet. - Mary Carmen
exactly. - Jenica
There is too much errand running associated with moving.
Major moving stuff and unpacking happening. This is a great thing as this means it will now not happen all at once. Kitchen almost completely set up. My closet is done. Getting bathroom done.
Baby's closet unpacked. The men are setting up their nerd cave. Furniture gets moved Saturday. I start shopping next week for a dining set for the EIK and for new couches and other odds and ends. - Mary Carmen
As much as I despise moving, this move has been the best so far. - Mary Carmen
Forced FF hiatus. Can't post, comment or like without it being a total assache.
Ugh, I am so sorry - I hope whatever is causing that clears out soon. - Jennifer Dittrich
I'm sorry, MC. I hope everything else is going well. - John (bird whisperer)
Oh good, I can only post to FF from my iPhone. Really not making this easy for me.
Yikes, what the heck. - Jennifer Dittrich
FF is behaving wonky as FUCK for me lately. Seriously curbing my desire to use it.
Nooo!!! don't go away. what's it doing weird? - Sir Shuping is just sir
Same here. - team everyone
So much to do. So much to do. So much to do.
Breathe, regroup and plan your attack. You're phenomenally efficient. You've got this, Wonder Woman. Xo - Tamara J. B.