Ciaoenrico
Give me liberty, or give me food. Or kill me.
Britain has one of the lowest murder rates in the world. So why do they have so many shows about detectives looking for murderers?
Feb 10, 2015
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Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back http://www.theonion.com/article... via @TheOnion
Feb 9, 2015
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RT @combat_jack: Listening to @howardstern say "podcasts are for losers." Love when he sounds like an out of touch old man.
Feb 7, 2015
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OMG my company is awesome with #bonuses :D
Feb 6, 2015
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Feb 6, 2015
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It's ketchup, not "catsup." As proof, "catsup" on Wikipedia redirects to the Ketchup page. So fuck you, "catsup!" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
Feb 6, 2015
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Can't decide which is better: That there's a word for enjoying other people's suffering, or that the word is German. #Schadenfreude
Feb 4, 2015
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Best part of that Taiwan Plan Crash video? Seeing people who'd never admit to being ghoulish watch it and say, "cool!" or "awesome!"
Feb 4, 2015
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Today I feel a strange compulsion to yell "Kneel before Zod!" at anyone within earshot. http://t.co/Wu3aGBUmOC
Feb 4, 2015
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'Dead Man's Cell Phone' rings with quirky charm at Profile Theatre http://s.oregonlive.com/CBgf0XP via @oregonian Hi Dana! :D
Feb 4, 2015
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James Adomian's brilliant Paul Giamatti impression
Finished #Transparent this weekend. I hated the kids the whole time, until the end, when I realized the Father was evil. Heavy.
Feb 2, 2015
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RT @lilmizshelley: @ciaoenrico Shower as soon as you get home. Mouthwash, too. Burn your clothes.
Feb 2, 2015
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Had to refer to something as, "inspirational." Threw up a little in my mouth. #Adventures in #AdCopy.
Feb 2, 2015
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I only found out this morning who was even playing in the #SuperBowl. And I learned it from #NPR - which is sort of a double F.U.
Feb 2, 2015
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The #SuperBowl is this weekend, in my town. And I don't know who's playing. 'Cause fuck you, sports!
Jan 29, 2015
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Liking the band Boston has always been kind of uncool - whatever. I still like them. http://t.thisismyjam.com/ciaoenr...
Jan 27, 2015
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I have a big gross shaving cut that looks like Madagascar. #UnnecessaryTweets
Jan 27, 2015
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Listening to CBC Radio One. A show about too many restaurants in Montreal is making me want poutine.
Jan 27, 2015
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RT @randyprine: Remember 'Job Killing Obamacare'? Since Obamacare Passed 50 Months Ago, Healthcare Has Gained Almost 1 Million Jobs http://www.forbes.com/sites...
Jan 26, 2015
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If anyone says anything Monday, I'm replying, "Oh - I'm the only one who knew it was #ShirtBackwardFriday. How 1.0" http://t.co/5PPycDHycs
Jan 24, 2015
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Wore my shirt inside-out today. No one said a thing. Hmm... http://t.co/13tw2XuNpL
Jan 24, 2015
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I have a good excuse for not being able to remember anyone's name: People are very unimportant to me.
Jan 23, 2015
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