So... if you were writing or reading FF fan fic, what would everyone do and/or pair up with?
DON'T BE SHY - Melly #FForever
CAJ would run a nudist camp. - Melly #FForever
oh boy... - That one guy. Bren.
Bren would get a lot of help testing mattresses for *ahem* quality control. - Melly #FForever
Bunneh would be the next Gov of TX. - Mary B: #TeamMonique
Or take The New Republic in a direction that's ACTUALLY liberal. - Mary B: #TeamMonique
Kristin would be taking pictures of the rich & famous, a la Annie Leibovitz. - Melly #FForever
:-) - Mary Carmen
Holly would get arrested for stalking Butch Walker. - Melly #FForever
Stephen Mack runs for office with me as his press secretary. Phase 3 is profit. - Corinne L
I get a six figure book deal, points on the back end for the movie rights to all the books, and buy a couple estates where my beloved FFers and I can gather for general mirth and frivolity. - Corinne L
What really goes on at Moosicorn? - Melly #FForever
Totally! Forget #teamnopants, let's get some full body Vitamin D going! :) - CAJ was here
I'd kick Akiva in the nuts until he showed everyone his face. Then we'd all regret it. - Melly #FForever
No comment - Friar Will
Mo's car would turn out to actually be a time machine. - Melly #FForever
What is Johnny hiding underneath that beard? - Melly #FForever
Bye Melly - CW
All the FF cats have their own online social network where they post pictures of us. - Melly #FForever
"You built a time-machine ... out of a Nissan GT-R?" - That one guy. Bren.
John pretends to be looking at birds, but really he's looking at... - Melly #FForever
Barry accepts the role of Frank N Furter in the big screen reboot of RHPS. - Melly #FForever
LB wins the lottery and dedicates the rest of her life to visiting every FFer that existed, ever. - Melly #FForever
The librarians aren't really librarians, they are... - Melly #FForever
Pete grows hair and we all point and laugh. - Melly #FForever
Helen completes a life-size cross stitch of Andrew McCarthy. - Melly #FForever
Vicster invents a bicycle that can ride over the water and never has to wait for the ferry again. - Melly #FForever
He's so dreamy. - That one guy. Bren.
Penguin choreographs the aforementioned big screen reboot of RHPS. - Melly #FForever
Big Joe Silence writes "FriendFeed: The Musical" with lyrics by Pete. - Melly #FForever
Can't stop laughing over the Andrew McCarthy cross stitch. HA HA HA - Corinne L
Friar Will becomes a burlesque dancer. - Melly #FForever
Jim opens his own coffee shop/bakery that sells 100 varieties of sticky bun. - Melly #FForever
Melly meets Sammy Hagar, who turns out to be a total prick so she has to kick him in the nuts. - t-ra: sentimental gorgon
Only after I make out with him for 55 hours. - Melly #FForever
Hey, you gotta have your priorities ;) - Jennifer Dittrich
Jenn makes a fortune by opening her own pay-per-minute phone line where everyone calls her just to hear her voice. - Melly #FForever
*begins corresponding with Pete* "Hey, I have this idea...well, i kinda borrowed it, but hear me out." - Big Joe Silenced
T-ra stars in a spin-off of She-Ra. - Melly #FForever
*is the first caller and manages to spend his life savings* - Big Joe Silenced
Rodfather stands on his head and the hashtag #rodfatherhappyeyes is born - Melly #FForever
Melly's on fire :) - Brent Schaus
This is so wonderful, Melly! Yes! - felicious
Victor decides on a career change and becomes a taxidermist. - Melly #FForever
Please feel free to join in! - Melly #FForever
Can I not have the real Andrew McCarthy? - Heleninstitches #teamff
He'll show up to admire your handiwork, of course! - Jennifer Dittrich
and decide that anyone dedicated enough to complete such a huge project is worthy of his eternal affection. - Melly #FForever
Of course. Ok then. *starts stitching* Just so he can turn up at the end and say... - Heleninstitches #teamff
I love this thread. - Mary Carmen
The Nyce family will build the scariest haunted house that ever existed. People will have to sign a waiver before entering at their own risk. - Melly #FForever
burlesque dancer? - Friar Will
Sure, why not? No rhythm? - Melly #FForever
to monk encantations - t-ra: sentimental gorgon
You're killing me, Melly! :D - Jenny H.
Tam discovers she is growing yellow fur, but things get really weird when a sun appears on her belly. - Melly #FForever
Jenny moves to Norway to marry some weird Norwegian guy... OH WAIT. - Melly #FForever
The babbies of FF grow up and found the second bestest social network that ever was. - Melly #FForever
Louis Gray starts a commune. - Melly #FForever
...that never sleeps - Brent Schaus
^ who end up being site zero for a massive zombie outbreak. - Jennifer Dittrich
And Alix and MWM are tasked with finding out how to stop it. - Melly #FForever
Oh noes...I forgot to put sunscreen on the sensitive bits. Time for aloe! :P - CAJ was here
But who can apply it for you? - Melly #FForever
Brent volunteers. - Melly #FForever
Well, it's your fanfic... I ain't a censor :D - Brent Schaus
Akiva and Cristo get married. - Melly #FForever
Jimminy gets caught wearing Hookuh's ruffled pannies. - Melly #FForever
What do you mean starts... ? - Louis Gray
Well I *do* look good in heals... (this thread is EVERYTHING) - MoTO Boychick Devil
I like the lottery idea! - LB's Not Leaving