Goddamn it, don't start the Avengers at 1am. What was I thinking.
"There's only one god, ma'am. And I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that."
- Jason P
"The mindless beast makes play he's still a man." God damn, Loki's dropping blank verse
- Jason P
What bugs me about the Avengers? The one thing? They don't once address the fact that Tony Stark's *father* supposedly fought in WWII alongside Cap. In his thirties. Seventy years ago.
- Jason P
The only reason Chris Hemsworth is more handsome than me is because he's got time to try harder.
- Jason P
Wow. They got away with "quim"?
- Jason P
Mr Mark Ruffalo, if you can steal a scene from Mr Downey Jr, let alone every scene, I salute you, sir.
- Jason P
Where does the Hulk buy his pants?
- Jason P
omg. Best. Hulk. Ever.
- Jason P
He gets his pants from Hulkamania.
- Stephen Mack
Holy shit, they make some good pants. Durable.
- Jason P
"You an alien? ... from outer space, an alien? Well then, son, you've got a condition."
- Jason P
Then some other stuff happened
- Jason P
That's because nobody in the united states knows what "quim" means. And yes, I reacted the same way.
- DJF