Sarah Lane

Host/writer/community manager for Current Tech. Host of "This Week In Fun" & contributor on "net@night", both on TWiT. Small. Treacherous. Steel.
Enter the kitchen, coworkers giggling over a Macbook. “What are you guys doing?” “Oh, just looking at ferrets on /r/unexpected” “Oh cool”
Just saw Nelly in a Cheerios commercial and the tagline was "Must Be the Honey"
So far today I have a cracked windshield and a flat tire and I'm blaming married dads for both.
Hell is a Facebook group chat about your high school reunion
I was made into a trading card! Proud to be in the Geek a Week hall of fame: http://geekaweek.net/2014...
Chose my upcoming Airbnb in Paris over all the others because it's on Rue Du Dragon. I will lIve on DRAGON STREET. Gentlemen.
Every time you shoot a vertical vid, a kitten twerks on plaid “@KitTea_SF: These kittens really like @LilJon: http://t.co/V9LwC47Nde”
RT @ambermac: LIVE now #SocialHour - chatting with @PaulBiedermann about how to build a brand / biz on Pinterest http://live.twit.tv
Enjoyable hockey! 👑
Me: “So after Iceland, we’re going to St. Tropez.” Mom: “So after the Wall, you’re going to Pentos.” Yes Mom, think of it that way.
Me: “So after Iceland, we’re going to St. Tropez.” ⁰⁰Mom: “So after the Wall, you’re going to Pentos.” ⁰⁰Yes Mom, think of it that way.
Man wearing smartwatch at the gym says "ok i'll see you there" loudly to his wrist and it seems like the kind of thing I never want to do.
Was his name Dick Tracy? - bentley
You know what isn't cool? This Blue Bottle playing "Let It Snow"
RT @TWiT: The Social Hour 164: YouTube Star Stampy! - http://twit.tv/tsh/164
About to interview @stampylongnose on The Social Hour for all you crazy Minecraft fans!! http://live.twit.tv
But all kidding aside, if you’d have told me in 1989 the guy that played the judge in F Tha Police would be an Apple exec… quite a leap
In 7th grade I begged Dad to buy me Straight Outta Compton on cassette, he asked what NWA meant & I told him & he gave me the money anyway.
how about this for the opening line of cook’s keynote: “3 billion ways to buy. we chose one.” CROWD GOES APESHIT
When you diss Dre….. #SORRYNOTSORRY
A sad day for the gleaming reputation of frats across America
RT @GeorgeRRMartin_: I don't know why I wasn't invited, I'm great at weddings... @KimKardashian @kanyewest
A gorgeous, sunny day in SoMa! The pervasive sirens & insane man screaming his lungs out under my window only enhance this modern day Eden!
Not sure a Mad Men episode has made me sadder than Waterloo
Kind of a weird thing to hear the clerk call out to the guy leaving the adult movie store: "Bye! Hope you feel better!"
If only they knew how awful those "reminder to buy things for Father's Day" emails feel.
RT @brittlestar: Hey Guys! Just about to go on http://twit.tv/ w/ @ambermac and @sarahlane and talk about @vineapp!
*Six* steps? Who are these people? Should they be driving? http://twitter.com/sarahla...
TIL that sometimes tech articles refer to Google as “The Chocolate Factory.” Why? You know what, I don’t even care. Fine, call it that.
Google Translate truly is the language of love.
If watching Friends in a hotel room at 11 pm on a Saturday is wrong, I should probably just poison myself
...And I cry a tiny bit. Life is so weird, man. Road trip with strangers! Let's have fun! See you in Alligator Alley!
She says: my husband got deployed to Cuba 7 months ago and I haven't seen him since. We have a one year old. I'm meeting him in Florida.