Michelle Jones

I love books, music, photography and ideas. I live in and love Louisville. I think a lot about goodness, kindness and ethics. And I'm tragically earnest.
"Please ignore the 16 pound poodle snarling like a Rottweiler in the background. A cat has invaded our porch." - Work from home call quotes
RT @joesonka: Head of PARC to Louisvillians who don't have a smart phone: "you’re not innovative thinking." That's so hip. http://wfpl.org/post...
RT @zuph: Being poor is getting more expensive MT @WFPLNews: New Louisville parking program requires a phone and credit card http://wfpl.org/post...
RT @christopherotts: Instead of answering her tough questions, the SE Bullitt Fire chief kept asking @ValerieChinn if she speaks English https://t.co/4Y4tl8xW5w
Bye bye, see you in several days https://twitter.com/michell...
RT @MiriamElder: Omg. The Definitive Ranking Of Costumes World Leaders Have Forced Each Other To Wear At APEC http://www.buzzfeed.com/hayesbr...
RT @missiondata: At 1000x magnification, you can see the music waveforms in the grooves of a vinyl record http://kottke.org/14...
Buzzfeed made an article for @jdhowa2 21 Indian Men Who Have Already Won No-Shave November http://www.buzzfeed.com/niralis... via @skeskali
RT @Jewyorican: Before you go buy #VeteransDay on sale crap you don't need, know that over 55k female veterans are homeless. https://t.co/6hYsEE98W2
Forgot my earbuds. Trying to escape this conversation at the nail salon. And perimenopause. https://twitter.com/michell...
Last rt is best response so far.
RT @amaditalks: So here's an idea. If you need to know the history of a racial slur directed towards black people ask a black person, not Piers Morgan.
The word of the day is perimenopause. Guess my mood from that word. Just guess. Go ahead. Respond in gif form only please.
RT @irin: Maybe more Millennials would have turned out last week if they'd known Netflix access was at stake.
RT @joesonka: Time Warner Cable comes out strongly against Net Neutrality. Net Neutrality suddenly surges in popularity. #NoOneLikesTWC
RT @EstherK: Ladies & gentlemen, my little brother. RT @simmykay: "Shonda rhymes" is also how old Jewish ladies describe rap music.
RT @sglassmeyer: Everything is going to make so much more sense when we realize that @SenTedCruz is really Andy Kaufmann...
RT @nycsouthpaw: !! Obama calls on the FCC to classify broadband internet as a utility. http://www.whitehouse.gov/net-neu... https://twitter.com/nycsout...
RT @philnickinson: .@SenTedCruz The number of things in that sentence that make no sense is pretty impressive. Kudos.
RT @baratunde: "I believe the FCC should reclassify consumer broadband service under Title II of the Telecommunications Act" http://www.whitehouse.gov/the-pre...
My MacBook Air went from 84% to 63% battery in 55 minutes. But nothing wrong with battery according to MacAuthority/Simply Mac. >:(
RT @LFPL: Listen to the U.S. Marine Band: http://www.lfpl.org/eMusic/ Happy 239th, Marines!
RT @Yair_Rosenberg: Tonight is the anniversay of Kristallnacht, the Night of Broken Glass in 1938 Germany. This is what happened: https://twitter.com/elderof...
RT @amaditalks: Anyone saying that that is not specifically Nazi imagery, show me another Reichstag and a black logo on a white circle on a red background.
RT @LosFelizDayCare: Sad dads: Our class opossum Raspberry is also a service animal. Come in and give her a hug. Her energy is one of strength and understanding.
Accidentally put on too much perfume. Whoops, sorry Jews. Shabbat shalom.
RT @phillipmbailey: Confirmation that God & Adam were the world's first gang members. #pointergate https://twitter.com/lancego...
The new Google maps icon is like a needy child begging for attention https://twitter.com/michell...
Colorado towns pass vote for right to build their own broadband internet http://www.theverge.com/2014... via @verge #louir
RT @Rumplings502: Tonight! We will be opening the doors at 5:00 (and keeping them open till 5am!) to Louisville's first gourmet ramen shop.