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Just walked outside and saw two geckos rooting on the back wall. #AustraliaDay
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The problem Triple J has now is next year. If it's an fan driven, organic (non-site driven) campaign, will a #Tay4Hottest100 track get in?
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A bit of #RealTalk How the FUCK did Prince Phillip get knighted today yet Richie Benaud is not a sir? #AustraliaDay #AusPol
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Richie! #AUSvIND
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Yeah, @triplej is running a Hottest 100 Snapchat channel... cause... you know... indie music and shit. #triplejhottest100 #Tay4Hottest100
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Be thankful. Be good. Be informed. Do better. #AustraliaDay
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I heard from a mate that Campbell Newman likes to rape kittens while wearing a Thatcher mask but it's up to him to prove otherwise #AusPol
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Smmmmmmmmmmokin' @ The Worthington Batcave http://instagram.com/p...
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Oven stalled right as the pork got to 160 F. Hopefully saved it so it doesn't dry out on the run to 205 F - Johnny
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Not perfect but I'm happy with my first ever attempt at tying a shoulder roast. http://instagram.com/p...
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"Sucka MC" is a term that needs to come back.
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I've heard Jeff Kennett and Peter Reith give interviews on what should be done but bork when asked how and if the LNP are up to it #AusPol
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Help make it happen for Teach A Man To Fish on @indiegogo http://igg.me/p/1052352/twtr
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So many people over-inflating the Socceroos again. Except for 2 flashes of individual brilliance, we earned our 100th ranking spot.
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At least the Socceroos aren't being deflated... - John (bird whisperer)
I've started working on a script that changes "Seattle Seahawks" to "Justin Bieber" and "New England Patriots" to "One Direction". The substitution actually works flawlessly and it should make posts from their respective fans bearable over the next few weeks. - Johnny
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Tip: If 34 of the 35 women who have accused Cosby are fame seeking, money hungry liars, he still drugged and raped someone and covered it up
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The problem for the Socceroos is Japan or the UAE ain't gonna sit back and wait for us to attack. Our defence looks shaky. #CHNvAUS
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This blend will rub you up the right way. @ The Worthington Batcave http://instagram.com/p...
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Minecraft in my living room could be fun... Halo skirmish in my living room? SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.
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Microsoft HoloLens. Also known as "Johnny Bangs His Knees Into Tables And Shit Cause He's Not Paying Attention". Should come with shinpads.
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Every time Tony Abbott says "You don't change the leader", Malcom Turnbull must feel like strangling a kitten. #AusPol
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I wonder if Project Spartan will allow as many Flood infections into my operating system as IE use to.
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Sick burn, bro. Sick. Burn.
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I mean, c'mon, even if the parties were reversed, you have to give props to that. - Johnny
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I encourage all Queenslanders to give Vote Compass a try before voting on Saturday. http://www.abc.net.au/news... #auspol #qldvotes
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Cowboy Country Hip Hop Dancing: https://www.youtube.com/watch...
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Tony Burke saying "Tony Abbott has become the Voldemort of the LNP" made me chuckle. #qldvotes #auspol
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The selfie stick isn't new. I had one 7+ years ago with a 3/4 thread for dSLR/P&S cameras. What's new is the tongue clucking at selfies.
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Some 30 years after Ma made this cake for my 5th birthday from the Woman's Weekly Children's Cake… http://instagram.com/p...
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AWESOME! - Melly #FForever
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I give the young teenage Beliebers a pass. We were all there and obsessive once. A 25+ year old obsessive Belieber? Nope, I'm judging you.
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Achievement Unlocked: Had a telemarketer hang up on me because I wouldn't let them go.
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He was still able to waste your time, so it's more a tie. - Stephan Planken
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You win at life. - MoTO Boychick Devil
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New Rule: If the government you lead gets diplomatically upset over your Miss Universe rep posing in a selfie, you no longer get to govern.
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Friendfeed, I need your help. Best rub for pork butt: GO!
A little sweet... a little heat. - Julian
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rub your beard on it - Jeff (Team マクダジ )
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Before The White Album, there was Please Please Me and your grandparents hated it. Only time sorts the wheat. #Tay4Hottest100
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RT @historypixs: Marlon Brando before and after makeup on The Godfather: http://t.co/w5Yevw5XJH
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