Josh Haley

...and I'm a Mormon.
Thinking of creating a baseball team named "Away Baseball Season". #GOAwayBaseballSeason!
This just showed up on my Chromecast. I was like, hey, that's from @thomashawk ! :) http://t.co/U0apG2yGGF
Leather Donut. - Akiva
Oh damn. I wiped that from memory. Let's try again. - Josh Haley
Spot on dance cover. 【Ki】ギミチョコ!!-Gimme chocolate!!-【踊ってみた】: http://www.youtube.com/watch...
My new book in its entirety: "There once was a man who was too lazy to write."
So it's an audiobook then? - rønin
Ain't nobody got time for that. - Josh Haley
For the ffriendfeeders who love clowns. http://t.co/H2P04W2Y8X
:( - Jenny H.
KILL IT DED WIT FYRE. - Steven Perez
Scramble to say something witty that also lets people know that you heard about Facebook buying Oculus. HABBAABBHABBA GAAAAAGGLLLGRRRG
Fire + Tornado + Debris = Magic http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Clap along if you feel like scrubbing it with a loofah.
You know nothing, Jon Snow.
This is how it's done. ♫ Misty - Jake Shimabukuro http://spoti.fi/1nLFlxZ #NowPlaying
I found my #FirstTweet: https://twitter.com/joshhal.... What was yours? http://first-tweets.com No idea what that was about.
I need to stop grinding my teeth. Or find a way to hook up my masseter to the power grid.
RT @sammyrhodes: For a guy who’s doppelgänger is Dobby, Putin has a surprising amount of self-confidence.
Rush p/g is a great soundtrack for today's commute through gray apocalyptic Houston.
Ragged lines of ragged grey / Skeletons, they shuffle away / Shouting guards and smoking guns / Will cut down the unlucky ones - Josh Haley
Their grace under pressure album for those not in the know. 1984. Disliked it when it first came out (lots of synth), but now like it after many more listens. - Joe
Same here. It was tough to get used to back when it came out but is totally genius to me today. - Josh Haley
Do they ever let Jony Ive out of his all-white room?
^^---------SHOPPED - Josh Haley
I have nothing to say.
"..." - Stephen Mack
ME EITHER! THAT'S WHY I'M ON THE INTERTUBEZ! - Jim #teamFFrank
I took zimbio's quiz on how much I hate zimbio quizzes. I'm a hater!
I don't need your validation. Pls retweet/reshare/follow
#TIL There exists a BBC version of House of Cards from 1990. Even a Francis that talks to the camera. And all 3 seasons are on Netflix.
BRONIES.
BROWNIES. - Spidra Webster
It's been done, Stephen. Sheesh. N00b. - Louis Gray
My son was so confident he could beat me at #QuizUp in the Pokémon category, he said I could kick him in the nuts if I won.
He might just be confident your fatherly instincts would prevent you from doing it if you ended up winning. ;-) - Spidra Webster
I would have given him a good Abraham and Isaac scare. :) I lost. - Josh Haley
"Son, this is gonna hurt me more... -- OH LOOK, a Dodge Ram just parked in our driveway with a giant biw on top!" - Micah
And then he beat me at every other category. Oh and Gunny kills me in this category. Yep. - Josh Haley
That was fun! It was 2-1 in your favor for the eighties. - Stephen Mack
I lost track at WAAAAAAHHH!!!!!! I suck at these hurry up and press the damn button games. - Josh Haley
How to spaghetti. http://t.co/KpoG66euMX
Flying Spaghetti Monster version of snake handling. - Spidra Webster
This last Walking Dead has feelings. #soapopera #wherestheplot
Do you like to collect spoons? I don't.
Best tweet not meant for me EVER. Fwd: @_JoshHaley hey no need, taking a shit then getting fanta, wanna drink from vending machine? - http://twitter.com/AldoWal... (via http://ff.im/1gnKzA)
I'm good. - Micah
Maybe he washed his hands. - Josh Haley