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I nab rabbits from evil people. By day I'm a graphic designer turned Law student, an advocate of surrogacy & US adoptions, & frequent FF lurker.
Jess
Too bad you can't reply with a (small) electrical shock ,-) RT @eclipse115: Oh dear god, someone sent me an email in Papyrus
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Danger! High Voltage! - RAPatton
Jess
Does anyone else give up prime parking space to avoid white child-molester type vans? Or have I read too many crime novels?
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Jess
Watching a mind midget swing his golf club in the air while walking his dog in a lightning storm. Feeling sorry for the dog.
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You live in an interesting neighborhood - RAPatton
Jess
It's not good when the outside sky turns the color of radioactive pea soup, huh? I think I'll go hide my sparkly ruby red heels.
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Not good, but great! In all the great tales, it is the day that's different that is the gateway to the exceptional! - RAPatton
Jess
I saw @jaxrunner's underwear! Well, kind of. Fun fighting over the bins of unmentionables at the VS semi-annual sale with you ,-)
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Jess
Not only does watching the Bachelorette rot my brain it also makes me want to drink champagne. Devil's work, I tell ya.
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Jess
Al pastor! — at Don Juan's http://gowalla.com/v/c/VygD/tw
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Jess
Well, I'm in need of a junk-word diet. So, I'm going a whole week without using 'so'. Or 'well'. (hey, it worked for 'hey' and 'like'!)
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Jess
Only Williams Sonoma con convince me that I need (not want, but NEED) a Zoku Ice Pop Maker. And a juicer. And Wood Chip Smoker....sigh.
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I gave my brother a Zoku Ice Pop Maker and he, and his kids, love it! - RAPatton
It looks really cool. Cucumber yogurt pops! Lavaflow pops! - Jess
Go ahead and grab one, you've earned it! - RAPatton
Jess
Watermelon balls, tiny egg salad sandwiches, and ice cold lemonade is all it took to send three old friends down memory lane.
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Jess
Dad: "I can't believe you're really going to be a lawyer" Me: *Beeming* Dad: "Huh, always thought lawyers were smart" #didIsaythatoutloud?
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Me: Father like daughter :-) - Todd Hoff
Awesome. Now if only I could go back in time! - Jess
That's always the problem. Life would be so much wittier with a time machine. - Todd Hoff
Jess
Annoyed someone deleted my Cafe Du Marche to add their own....bad Gowalla practice :( — at Cafe Du Marche http://gowalla.com/v/c/V7vt/tw
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That sucks. :( - Alix May
No. Either my phone or Gowalla app is all funky too. It keeps posting to Twitter even though I have that box unchecked. Sigh. Someone booting me out of my breakfast spot was the final straw! - Jess
Jess
Apologies for the location update, I hate those. Meanwhile, always, always ride with the top on in Florida ,-)
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Jess
Tres Leches and mojitos! — at Habana Village Cafe http://gowalla.com/v/c/Uw6Y/tw
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Jess
Really, really nasty accident just North of World Golf Village on the way to St. Augustine. Slow down and drive safe JAX.
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Jess
I was parked in a shaded garage and STILL my car reads the temp at 102! - http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/i-was-p...
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I was parked in a shaded garage and STILL my car reads the temp at 102! http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/i-was-p...
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Jess
If you're going to offer creamy calves' brain on the menu, at least have the courtesy of listing it in French. French tastes better.
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Jess
Addiction: Sell a few casebooks on Amazon and the next thing you know everything in your life seems to have a price tag on it.
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the bill for my likes and comments is in the mail (but the dms are free) - RAPatton
Ouch. But seriously, people will pay lots for all the books you have hanging around the house! - Jess
But, I love my books - RAPatton
As do I. It's hard to part with them, I know. But you can buy NEW books! - Jess
Jess
Someone keeps calling my house and breathing into the phone. Yet another reason I need a 'zap the other party' button on my phone.
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Jess
Shopping is a hard day's work...even for a bunny: - http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/shoppin...
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Shopping is a hard day's work...even for a bunny: http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/shoppin...
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Jess
The pendulum swung & I'm now getting magazines with headlines like 'Not Your Daughter's Jeans' & 'Recapture Your Youth'. Who do I sabotage?
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Jess
Great perspective. RT @lauramclaura: my post: story number 1 from family court http://lauramcwilliams.wordpress.com/2010...
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Jess
The Cucumber Collins - episode 9 - http://www.youtube.com/watch...
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Jess
I should not parent because I'd rather let this kid taste my bubble gum flavored vodka than KEEP explaining such a fantastic conundrum.
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I drank more beer before age of 5 than since - RAPatton
Jess
Today I realized a previously unfathomable-to-accomplish dream of mine is now within my reach. Cool feeling.
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Jess
It's possible for a law student to make it through her 1L year without ever going inside a courthouse. Will fix that today. Excited!
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Jess
It's fun to see someone's face when I tell them the Garmin foot pod attached to my running shoe is my prisoner tracking device.
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Jessica "Lohan" Rabbit - RAPatton
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