There's a reason I go by 'Tina': so far as I can tell I'm the only person in the US with my actual first name. And three Es in my French middle name. Every year I could tell when the teacher got to my name on the roll, there was always a pause and a head tilt.
        
        
        
          
            
              
              
                Michael W. May,
              
            
              
              
                Ell Bee, See?,
              
            
              
              
                Morton Fox,
              
            
              
              
                Amir,
              
            
              
              
                Jandy,
              
            
              
              
                Just Mrs. V,
              
            
              
              
                Ha3rvey (Free hugs),
              
            
              
              
                That one guy. Bren.,
              
            
              
              
                Anika,
              
            
              
              
                Rodfather,
              
            
              
              
                Rachel Lea Fox,
              
            
              
              
                Big Joe Silenced,
              
            
              
              
                خیزران,
              
            
              
              
                Scoble, Alex Scoble,
              
            
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                John (bird whisperer)
              
            
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              HA! I got that one, too!
               - Anika
            
          
        
          
            
              And every year I would say "Just call me Tina" to avoid the mangling my moniker would no doubt receive.
               - FFing Enigma