Please persuade me why I should let this creature live...want to smoosh him and all his friends: - http://jessicarabbit.posterous.com/please-...
Posted via email from procrastinator - Jess
Don't. KILL IT WITH FIRE - Alex Scrivener
A blond with fire. Hmm. Why fire? - Jess
It's the only way to be sure. - Alex Scrivener
HIDE - Rochelle
build a little catapult, find a way to coax it onto it, and then shoot him at the neighbors house...you know which one, the neighbor that annoys. you. - Joe "The Anvil" Pierce
Throw it outside. Cup + paper = no touching! :) - Heather
This is a 44. Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world. It can take your head clean off. You've got to ask yourself one question spider, Do I feel lucky? - Steve C, Team Marina
Trust me. Fire. Try hair spray and a lighter. - Alex Scrivener
Squash it. Give no quarter! - ωαřмaiden ❤Bassetmom❤
Yes, kill it. That way all of the disease carrying bugs upon which it would have predated can continue spreading their collective filth throughout your home. - Bren
Well, Bren, I don't usually kill spiders. Or lizards. Or bugs. BUT, this is the 3rd spider like him I've found in my house in the past two nights. So I'm considering going kamikaze on them. - Jess
A woman must do what a woman must do, Jess. I think you can likely save yourself, though, and restrict the death sentence to the offending arachnids. - Bren
He is still among the living. But if he bites me and my arm falls off, I'm going to haunt you ,-) - Jess
You mean your severed arm will haunt me? ;) - Bren