Angry Mother of Twins Throws Flaming Diapers at Late Night Firework Shooters - http://www.rockcitytimes.com/angry-m...
Jul 8, 2013
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"Police were called to a Hillcrest neighborhood early this morning when neighbors reported that a local mom of twins began throwing flaming dirty diapers at a group of people setting off fireworks. The woman, Ernie Orsborn, became angry over fireworks going off in her neighborhood while her two young children were trying to sleep. Records show repeated calls to 311 reporting the firework violators between 8:30p.m. and 1 a.m."
- Louis Gray
We had nothing to do with this.
- Louis Gray
Only because your twins know that sleep is unproductive & a waste of time. Duh.
- Lisa L. Seifert
Duh.
- Louis Gray
"...None of the individuals shooting the fireworks sustained any injuries, although several did have large amounts of child fecal matter on their faces. Police say that the men promptly put away the fireworks and apologized to the angry mother..."
- WoH: Professor MOTHRA
Maybe there's a market for post-consumer diapers, after all.
- WoH: Professor MOTHRA
il appreciate her.....
- Ankitha Raj
Parody site, but I wish this story were real.
- Stephen Mack
Parody schmarody.
- Louis Gray
I wish I would have thought of this when the kids were younger and unable to get sleep on July 2, 3, 4, and 5 due to stupid ass fireworks.
- Eric - Final Countdown