I fell asleep on the couch last night. Dave left me there. I can't decide if he's sweet for letting me sleep or a butt for letting me sleep on the couch the whole night.
Both. - Johnny
That's kinda where I was headed, Johnny. In his defense I am still coughing a lot at night so maybe he left me on the couch in self preservation... - FFing Enigma
Question: did he put a blanket or adjust your blanket when he went to bed? - Johnny
There was no blanket. There also was no spoon. - FFing Enigma
"Coming to the stage right now after an extended engagement at Rusty's Gentlemen's Club, Lets Give It Up For Sweet Butt!" #sorry - MoTO Boychick Devil
Now I'm having visions of my husband dacing on a pole. Trust me, this is NOT the way to start a morning! - FFing Enigma
What?!!?? Dave's a big bear of a man. Imagine a bear grinding on a pole and lemme know if you can keep your coffee in your mouth. - FFing Enigma
annnd I have to go scrub my brain - MoTO Boychick Devil
Dammit guys. *Follows* - Roberto Bonini
Obviously my work here is done. - FFing Enigma
Oh no, leaving you there all alone is a mortal sin - just ask Pete! - wensleydalelass