Can I borrow your stapler? - Katy S

NO STAPLERS - Jason P

Where's the bathroom? - RepoRat

THERE'S NO BATHROOM - Jason P

AND WE DON'T HAVE YOUR TEXTBOOK - Jason P

a/s/m - RepoRat

can I borrow some tape? - maʀtha

i'm in the stacks and I can't find this book, can you come help me? - Marianne

Can you help me thread the microfilm? - FriendFeedForever

how do I print double-sided? - Catherine Pellegrino

the photocopier is jammed. can you come fix it? - ~Courtney F

why do photocopies cost so much? - Laura Norvig

why can't I pay for photocopies with my print quota? - Catherine Pellegrino

Free copies for everyone -- if it's not working ask at the circulation desk - Jason P

did you find my thumb drive? - Laura Norvig

what's the password for LexisNexis? I'm at LexisNexis.com and it wants my password!! - Stephan!e•CogSc!L!brar!an

Try "password123" - Jason P