RT @pattonoswalt: Can anyone read this? I just regained consciousness in the housewares aisle of a Wal Mart. I'm holding a human kidney. #blackfriday#help
RT @garywhitta: Last night was great but fave moment still has to be watching @KarlRove's face melt as poll counters opened the ark in Ohio. SO MUCH DENIAL.
RT @GroovyBruce: Did I mention that Colorado & Washington are two of the most beautiful states ever? I intend to visit them both - you know, for the scenery.
RT @JhonenV: "YOU WIN THIIS TIME, PEOPLE OF EARTH, BUT I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME! NEXT TIIIIME!" Romney's head splits open and a tiny spaceship flies away.
I like what someone said about the movies, that they take place in an alternate universe that's almost exactly like ours except the words 'abducted' and 'kidnapped' do not exist.
- Andrew C (see frenf.it)
RT @gregorybrothers: The fury Romney feels right now at not being able to respond to 47% comment must burn even hotter than his evening milk. #schmebate