100% asleep the whole time. http://youtu.be/TgFa1hE9FJI
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...and I'm a Mormon.
Am I the only one hearing string bass maybe cellos during Beautiful Zion? #ldsconf
Oct 4, 2014
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Nova Scotia, Nova Scotia, … Nova Scotia, : https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Aug 27, 2014
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Don't knock it 'til you try it. Unless it's produce. Then don't try it 'til you knock it.
Jul 18, 2014
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LB <3s Micah Sweetie
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If someone says, "YOUR DOING IT WRONG" in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, should I still correct their spelling?
Jul 16, 2014
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YAYUSS!
- Jim #teamFFrank
Please do. For the love of your cases of Diet Coke, please!
- Mary B: #TeamMonique
Speling is overated.
- Glen Campbell
YOUR DERRN IT WRONG
- Josh Haley
So, today I used a bidet for the first time. I thought it would taste more minty.
Jul 16, 2014
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Helped nearby drivers by reporting a car stopped on the shoulder on I-69 N, Houston on @waze - Drive Social. https://www.waze.com/event...
Jun 20, 2014
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Helped nearby drivers by reporting a car stopped on the shoulder on I-69 N, Houston on @waze - Drive Social. https://www.waze.com/event...
Jun 20, 2014
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Helped nearby drivers by reporting a police trap on State Beltway 8 E, Houston on @waze - Drive Social. https://www.waze.com/event...
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Helped nearby drivers by reporting a visible police trap on Sam Houston Tollway S, Houston on @waze - Drive Social. https://www.waze.com/event...
Jun 19, 2014
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Helped nearby drivers by reporting a car stopped on the shoulder on FM 1960, Humble on @waze - Drive Social. https://www.waze.com/event...
Jun 19, 2014
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CAJ was here
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Helped nearby drivers by reporting a car stopped on the shoulder on State Beltway 8 E, Houston on @waze - Drive Social.
Jun 19, 2014
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RT @patsajak: Weird. Hundreds of emails to & from someone named Lerner just showed up in my spam. Must be British. Lots of tea talk.
Jun 16, 2014
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One Mississippi, Two Mississippi... https://twitter.com/joshhal...
Jun 13, 2014
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DON'T PHOTOGRAPH AND DRIVE, JOSH. GOSH.
- Stephen Mack
I DO WUT AH WAWNT
- Josh Haley
ALTER DATABASE [DietCoke] SET SINGLE_USER WITH ROLLBACK IMMEDIATE; GO SELECT * FROM [DietCoke].[Current52oz] WHERE Temp BETWEEN 40 AND 50
Jun 10, 2014
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Stephen Mack
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Micah
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Dear diary, HOLY CRAP OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!
Jun 6, 2014
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Dear Josh, Too much Diet Coke. Love, Your Diary
- Stephen Mack
Dear dairy, I tolerate you.
- Josh Haley
"Speaking of alternate dimensions, you watch Fringe?" Oh yeah. Love that show. Joey is my favorite. "How YOU doin'?" FRINGE. Not Friends!
May 26, 2014
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haha
- Amit Patel
Besides, Fringe has PACEY not JOEY
- Amit Patel
LOL in French is L'OL
May 22, 2014
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Spent my last dollar on @DelTaco. This is not the look of regret.
May 15, 2014
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RT @goptodd: I am, quite literally, "following" the brethren. #QuorumOfTheTwelve
May 7, 2014
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Don't just stand there. Let's get to it. Strike a pose, there's nothing grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrUFF! http://t.co/4oDWUCXeMc
May 7, 2014
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If you listen to Pyromania out of album order, I will fight you.
May 6, 2014
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Thinking of opening up a UK version of my Twitter account, with which I would tweet only in a British accent.
May 1, 2014
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Capital idea, chap.
- Stephen Mack
A pidgin account would be even better. Jimminy stay smart, li' dat.
- Josh Haley
On Through the Night is a friggen great album. #DefLeppard
May 1, 2014
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High and Dry is even better.
- Josh Haley
And to think I've had this capability all along. http://www.youtube.com/watch... #note3
Apr 26, 2014
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Stop that.
- Akiva
You stop it.
- Josh Haley
Never felt the need to upgrade the fitness tracking device I was born with. #mahbelly
Apr 24, 2014
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Eso si que es - SOCKS
Apr 23, 2014
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Pretty sure I've heard Happy more times than the engineers who recorded and mixed it. #clapalong
Apr 22, 2014
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Antepenultimate's accent is on the antepenultimate syllable. Syllable's is, too.
Apr 17, 2014
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Have you tried propreantepenultimate on for size?
- Micah
Thinking about it.
- Josh Haley