Josh Haley

...and I'm a Mormon.
At Play in the Beards of the Lord #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithBeard
Terms of Embeardment #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithBeard
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Beard #replaceamovietitlewithbeard
RT @macauleygodwin: #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithBeard Zak and Mary make a beard
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Beard #replaceamovietitlewithbeard
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad Beard #replaceamovietitlewithbeard
The Fifth Beard #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithBeard "I am Corbin Dallas. See the Beard?"
Dirty Bearding #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithBeard "Nobody puts Beardy in a corner!"
Top Beard #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithBeard "Gutsiest beard I ever saw, Mav."
Weird Beard aka Beard Science #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithBeard
Ferris Bueller's Beard Off #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithBeard
Die Beard - chaz2b
Die Beard II: Die Bearder - Spidra Webster
The Beards of Madison County #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithBeard
Breakin' 2: Electric Beardaloo #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithBeard
RT @katv_weather: Standby for this public service announcement before you watch network AM news… the "polar vortex" isn't new. #ARWX http://t.co/SBPqUEQJKZ
The toothpaste lid was screwed on crooked. This day is ruined.
Cross-threaded Colgate? - That's So CAJ!
I never put the lid on, which cuts down on the hangings. - Todd Hoff
Can anybody find me somebody to love? Or a Costco cheesecake sampler. That would work.
Now I want cheesecake. And love. - Eric - Final Countdown
Saves me a trip if you just get one for me while you're out. - Josh Haley
I scored 3150 out of 5000 on BuzzFeed's '90s movie challenge, which makes me Independence Day. Can you do better? http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelew...
I got 3749. - Melly #FForever
2296 Independence Day - April Russo (FForever!)
.@ChrisPirillo fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to hormonal imbalance + ur sweat turns into ass cheese. Get Galactic.
Fear is the mind-killer. - Steven Perez
.@MarkWilson12 liverwurst.
I bet Winnie the Pooh likes to dress up in a human costume and go skateboarding. #furryfurry
I'm struggling to find something worse than auto-tuned country music.
Yeah, but damn, those teeth!
I wonder if that's shopped because the distance from eyes to crown is shorter than one would expect relative tot he distance from eyes to chin. - Spidra Webster