Jim Norris

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RE: Employers only have one basic right here: the right to fire their employees. They can't force the employees to do… http://www.rawstory.com/rs...
RT @jesseltaylor: Harry Reid has collected all the fucks in Washington and refuses to give any of them to anyone.
I _love_ that this has send the right wing completely nuts... all to defend a guy they don't even like. - Andrew C (see frenf.it)
RT @Greghenderson1: You thought Greipel has a big set of legs. There was a quad off in the German camp today. Greipel lost. http://twitter.com/Greghen...
If it weren't for America, Britain would be speaking a Germanic language now!
A muskrat-free @realDonaldTrump is just an average bald guy.
Speaking of records, I believe @realDonaldTrump has declared bankruptcy approximately four times, @BarackObama zero. Checkmate.
RT @ScottKWalker: Imagine if Noah had needed help from the government to build the ark. It might have never been built.
Did you f&#* my vagina? Did you f&#* my vagina? I'm gonna ask you again, did you or didn't you? Just answer the question. #VaginaMovieLines
I coulda had class. I coulda been a vagina. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. #VaginaMovieLines
Strange things are afoot in the vagina #VaginaMovieLines
I think there's actually a "cervix" there, IIRC human anatomy // RT @AngryBlackLady there’s a vas deferens between “uterus” and “vagina.”
RT @benjy: I don't always hash my passwords, but when I do, I use salt.
RT @juliussharpe: I finally read "War and Peace" the way it's meant to be enjoyed - during a single 600 hour long shit.
RT @JamesFallows: In 2005, both Obama and John Roberts predicted what Rbrts would do on SupCt. Guess which was more accurate http://www.theatlantic.com/politic... by me
RT @NekoCase: Just gonna lick my butt hole behind your recordy-ma-jigs.. http://twitter.com/NekoCas...
Honor and virtue. For a man, they’re abstract ideals involving righteous behavior. For a woman, they describe the state of her hymen. -EG
RT @AmbassadorRice: To our #LGBT friends & relatives around the world: the United States stands with you in your struggle against discrimination. #IDAHO
I got English Genius on the The Commonly Confused Words Test at OkCupid. http://www.okcupid.com/tests... via @OkCupid
RT @morninggloria: Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ahahahahahahahaha @foxnation OBAMA FLIP FLOPS, DECLARES WAR ON MARRIAGE http://nation.foxnews.com/preside...
It's Fox Nation, what do you expect? Fox News should move it off the foxnews.com domain to avoid confusion. The main foxnews.com web site reports unbiasedly on the issue and actually features a very liberal opinion piece. - Tudor Bosman
RT @hadleybeeman: "You won’t like me when I’m angry. Becase I always back up my rage with facts and documented sources." – The Credible Hulk
RT @tkandersen: Gmail's old look is going away soon. You may want to drink liquid Drain-O now.
I think my cat's broken… I hope it's still under warranty.
???? - Anne Bouey
Well that is good. Glad he is okay. I know about having whiny cats! ;) - Rachel Lea Fox
Hmmm… Sauron, Saruman, Santorum… just sayin' @AngryBlackLady
RE: @DailyCaller Whatever your opinions on women might be, you've given ample evidence of having no clue what words a… http://dailycaller.com/2012...
RT @NekoCase: 5 dog beds enough, asshole? http://twitter.com/NekoCas...
RT @niniane: Convenient mousepad rest http://twitter.com/niniane...
RT @scottanansi: just your average day in San Francisco... AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA #christians #god #sanfrancisco #diversityoftactics #osf http://twitter.com/scottan...