Matt G

"It's official - Victorians simply can't live without the internet. A new survey shows most of the state would give up sex, our car or even our partner before surrendering the beloved internet." When given a list of things they could survive without for a month, seven out of 10 Victorians said they would rather give up their partner than their internet" - Matt G

We to dislike them Mo. It's just that NSW takes precedence! - Matt G

Citing something on Google? Huh? Click the link. Published it? It's a post at my blog. Did I publish it? http://journalism.nyu.edu/pubzone... - Jay Rosen

"While Australians might think we speak standard English, newly arrived migrants often struggle with the unusual colloquialisms that make up our everyday speech." - Matt G

Pisses me off also. Cats are the guardians of hell! But what pisses me off more is the fact that cat owners just don't care about what their cat is doing. - travispuk

Cats are ok if they don't go around killing everything that moves. Which they do here unfortunately. - Matt G

I like lizards. I need a comodo dragon to take care of the cats. Komodo not the firewall. :-) - Matt G

"CAMBRIDGE, England (Reuters) - Publishers of general news would find it hard to charge for their content online because too much free content is available, the chief executive of Google Inc said on Thursday." - Matt G

"AMSA has posted the latest satellite image of the oil slick emmanating from the leaking Montara Well in the Timor Sea. Whilst the image shows areas of heavier contamination, observations from aircraft have indicated that a light oil sheen (light film of oil approx .0001mm in thickness) extends to Cartier Island and east of Ashmore Reef. Sheen is not considered to have a harmfull impact on shorlines Though it can be damaging to birdlife." - Matt G

"AN Atherton psychologist got the fright of her life yesterday when a large kangaroo busted into her office and forced her to leap on to a desk for safety. The 1.5m roo created more than six minutes of havoc at the office shared by psychologist Suzanne Habib and disability employment agency, Commonwealth Rehabilitation Services Australia." - Matt G

I think they are starting to turn on us. :-o - Matt G

Police were called to a disturbance at the corner of Shields and Abbott streets on August 31 about 8.40pm and found Kelly dry-humping a parking meter and yelling out: "Yeah baby, you know you want it." - Matt G

Never mind. The second word of the article explained it all. - Derek Coward

"I WOULD like to apologise to all South Sydney members, sponsors, staff and the wider community of Souths fans that this situation has arisen, and has added the extra burden of embarrassment and ridicule to what was ultimately a season of under-achievement." - Matt G

"A SURGE in the popularity of wireless internet could threaten the $43 billion national broadband network, the Opposition says." - Matt G

"With its reputation for voracious, big-money acquisitions and hard-fought mergers, Silicon Valley is used to surprise deals. That has not stopped many observers, however, from being left puzzled by American software maker Adobe's unexpected move to buy online measurement company Omniture for $1.8bn (£1.09m)." - Matt G

"A PAIR of rabid rabbits has been caught killing a series of snakes near Cairns. For three weeks Armando Del Manso believed his dog was responsible for the dead snakes showing up with teeth marks all over them on his East Barron property’s lawn each morning. But it turns out it was a pair of rampaging rabbits killing the snakes." - Matt G

"A trail of light sparkled through the sky on Wednesday night, observed by some skygazers who marveled at its beauty. Was it a shooting star, or some other romantic celestial occurrence? No. It was astronaut piss." - Matt G

golden shower? - chaz2b

:-) - Matt G

"A US inmate was left waiting in the worst possible case of limbo today after executioners spent more than two hours trying to find a vein in which to inject a lethal dose. Onlookers claim Broom appeared to be sobbing after one of many attempts by the execution team to access his veins. At one stage, he even tried to help them himself." - Matt G

"Facebook is making enough money to cover its costs and now has 300 million users, the world's largest social networking site said on Tuesday, proving the Internet's newest star industry can be a viable business." - Matt G

for one asshole. fuck you zuckerturd - NoahDavidSimon

"A MASSIVE search and rescue operation launched in response to an emergency beacon signal ended in a Mackay dump yesterday. The RACQ-CQ Rescue helicopter crew spent the morning searching the Paget Transfer Station with a hand-held homing device." - Matt G

"A drunk French teenager narrowly escaped death on Sunday after falling asleep on a railway track and slumbering undisturbed as a high-speed train roared over him, police said. The 19-year old, whose name was not released, remained fast asleep face down on a stretch of track near Saint Nolff in southern Brittany, as the Quimper to Paris train passed, leaving only a few grease stains on the back of his jacket." - Matt G

"Intel Corp, the world's top chipmaker, announced a reorganization of its major product divisions and said an executive who helped run a group that rang up more than half its sales last year had left the company." - Matt G

"Northbound lanes of the Federal Highway remain blocked after a truck rolled over this morning, spilling its load of chemicals. The truck driver was uninjured in the crash." - Matt G

"One in five Australians are under 25 and make an enormous contribution to Australia's economy, our culture and our nation. From designers like RM Williams, who was 24 when he designed his famous elastic-sided boots for stockmen, to the artists and musicians who have challenged and entertained us, and athletes who lift our nation's pride. And every young person studying and working is vital to our economic recovery and future prosperity." - Matt G

The kids will dig this! ;-o - Matt G

Yes I just love his internet filter. - Matt G

"No new information in this but a nice photo of the two rigs in position." - Matt G

"China's Alibaba Group said on Friday it will launch an international business-to-business (B2B) platform in the United States by the end of the year, as the company seeks to globalize its brand." - Matt G

"The Federal Communications Commission, the U.S. agency that regulates the telecommunications industry, is becoming more media savvy by joining popular networking sites such as Twitter, YouTube and Facebook." - Matt G