Football Player arrested for sex with parking meter - Local Cairns News | cairns.com.au - http://www.cairns.com.au/article...
Police were called to a disturbance at the corner of Shields and Abbott streets on August 31 about 8.40pm and found Kelly dry-humping a parking meter and yelling out: "Yeah baby, you know you want it." - Matt G
Oh dear, and we thought our footy guys were bad! - Kate Foy
Parking meters have been fucking me for years, so I can empathise. - Matt G
Matt, *high five* - Kate Foy
:-) - Matt G
0_0 - Mo Kargas
Before I click through and read the article, I have to wonder "Was alcohol involved?" - Derek Coward
Never mind. The second word of the article explained it all. - Derek Coward